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Illuminati

  • 04-05-2013 8:55pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36


    What is that.?
    We all live in this world and have diffent believes,
    Me myself i believe in life and death.
    But what is the real one.?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Gaia.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Omar187 wrote: »
    What is that.?
    We all live in this world and have diffent believes,
    Me myself i believe in life and death.
    But what is the real one.?

    You believe in life and death?

    All matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration – we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,561 ✭✭✭Duff


    Denver Airport.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 341 ✭✭Hownowcow


    Have you got a light?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 832 ✭✭✭harvester of sorrow


    I like lamp.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,374 ✭✭✭Saab Ed


    keith16 wrote: »
    You believe in life and death?

    All matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration – we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves.


    So just to get this right, Santa, real or not ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    [QUOTE=keith16;84466512

    life is only a dream, [/QUOTE]

    ..within a dream?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,751 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    Omar187 wrote: »
    What is that.?
    We all live in this world and have diffent believes,
    Me myself i believe in life and death.
    But what is the real one.?

    That would be an ecumenical matter.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    keith16 wrote: »
    All matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration – we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves.

    Here's Tom with the weather.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Saab Ed wrote: »
    So just to get this right, Santa, real or not ?

    Oh, definitely real. Who else got me that Sega Master System all those years ago?
    Chucken wrote: »
    ..within a dream?

    Seems like I've been here before. Seems so familiar. Seems like I'm slipping into a dream within a dream.

    Know what I mean Chuck?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    I love Omars threads. They're deep, yet so shallow.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    keith16 wrote: »
    Oh, definitely real. Who else got me that Sega Master System all those years ago?



    Seems like I've been here before. Seems so familiar. Seems like I'm slipping into a dream within a dream.

    Know what I mean Chuck?

    I do! :eek:

    But I cant quite put my finger on it!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    Chucken wrote: »
    I do! :eek:

    But I cant quite put my finger on it!!

    The child has grown, the dream has gone :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    keith16 wrote: »
    You believe in life and death?

    All matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration – we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves.

    You and you're brain should get a room.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Omar187 wrote: »
    We all live in this world and have diffent believes,


    "We are the Borg. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    kneemos wrote: »
    You and you're brain should get a room.

    Read your post carefully.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,374 ✭✭✭Saab Ed


    "We are the Borg. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile."

    I'm allergic to biological


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    kneemos wrote: »
    You and you're brain should get a room.

    I and I am brain should get a room? You, young man, are clearly on acid.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    "We are the EU Borg. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile."
    fyp.:) The Borg were alright in comparison.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,097 ✭✭✭Herb Powell


    Are you high, Omar?

    keith16 wrote: »
    You believe in life and death?

    All matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration – we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves.


    Thanks for that Bill, thought you were dead.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Thanks for that Bill, thought you were dead.

    Well he did say there's no such thing as death.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,554 ✭✭✭zonEEE


    We are living in a computer simulation!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,028 ✭✭✭TheMilkyPirate


    I like turtles


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 197 ✭✭Stellaluna


    zonEEE wrote: »
    We are living in a computer simulation!!

    Close! but not quite correct. The Earth is a computer. It was custom built for two pan dimensional beings (who appear as two white mice on earth) to find out the meaning of life, the universe and everything.

    We are merely firmware in the computer that is Earth.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36 Omar187


    keith16 wrote: »
    You believe in life and death?

    All matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration – we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves.

    Illuminati


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    baraca wrote: »
    I like turtles

    No Turtles tonight I'm afraid, we're watching Freakazoid!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Omar187 wrote: »
    Illuminati

    Repeating the same thing louder won't just make it make sense all of a sudden. That only works on foreigners.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    orestes wrote: »
    Repeating the same thing louder won't just make it make sense all of a sudden. That only works on foreigners.

    I think hes saying that Keith is Illuminati.

    He could be on (to) something!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Chucken wrote: »
    I think hes saying that Keith is Illuminati.

    He could be on (to) something!

    Wow, how interesting. Tell me more.





    Keith, I'll keep the chicken talking, you get the sack from the boot of the car.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 269 ✭✭Derpington95


    orestes wrote: »
    Here's Tom with the weather.

    ITS COLD.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    orestes wrote: »





    Keith, you get the sack from the boot of the car.

    What an odd place to have been working :confused:

    Illuminati


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    The funny is strong in this one.

    Aluminium


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    The funny is strong in this one.

    Aluminium

    Alu-min-um


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,533 ✭✭✭the keen edge


    Anybody missing a wheelbarrow?

    It's green, or it was green kinda rusted now. The tyre is partially bald, may need tracking.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Anybody missing a wheelbarrow?

    It's green, or it was green kinda rusted now. The tyre is partially bald, may need tracking.

    Ah if the tracking is gone it probably needs a new belt too.
    Next thing it'll want a new coat then a new necklace.
    Just ignore it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    Chucken wrote: »
    Alu-min-um
    You must have yanked that spelling out of the air Chucks.

    Illumination


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    You must have yanked that spelling out of the air Chucks.

    Illumination

    Ah Shure did! ;)

    Illuminated


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 128 ✭✭thebag89


    42


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,591 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    Is everyone in this thread on yokes?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Aidric wrote: »
    Is everyone in this thread on yokes?

    If a big mug of tea is yokes, then yes from me!


    Illuminatea


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,371 ✭✭✭Phoebas


    baraca wrote: »
    I like turtles
    Good. Its turtles all the way down.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭wendell borton


    I'll tell you in another life, when we are both cats.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    Aidric wrote: »
    Is everyone in this thread on yokes?
    It started that way. Then it went downhill.

    Illinois.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    Cos thats

    Illegal


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Everyone here seems
    Ill-informed


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    The US government didn't acknowledge the existence of the Mafia until Joe Valachi broke Omerta and divulged the inner workings of La Cosa Nostra to a Grand Jury in 1961.

    Going by this logic the Illuminati have to exist. These shady governments hide things from us. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,221 ✭✭✭NuckingFacker


    The US government didn't acknowledge the existence of the Mafia until Joe Valachi broke Omerta and divulged the inner workings of La Cosa Nostra to a Grand Jury in 1961.

    Going by this logic the Illuminati have to exist. These shady governments hide things from us. :pac:
    Illuminati are wussies. The Bilderbergers are where the big dogs reside.

    Illhaveabitofthat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    coolhull wrote: »
    Everyone here seems
    Ill-informed

    Oh no!

    We know, you know? But we cant let them know we know. You know?

    Illuminati


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,874 ✭✭✭rolliepoley


    A puppet master without puppets is just a guy with a handful of string.


    illbeback


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