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Your trivial achievements

  • 02-05-2013 01:16PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,363 ✭✭✭✭


    I haven't eaten a biccie in over six months. I'm quite proud. It's been tough. Very tough. Biccies 0; cantdecide 1

    Stay in school, kids :cool:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,491 ✭✭✭kingtut


    Erm ... I've never killed anyone :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging


    I haven't had a **** in almost 12 months ...... it's not a real achievement tho as i just have some one else do it for me ....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,491 ✭✭✭kingtut


    I haven't had a **** in almost 12 months ...... it's not a real achievement tho as i just have some one else do it for me ....

    Hmm but is it still **** if someone else does it for you ? :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭stefan idiot jones


    I ate all my greens.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,415 ✭✭✭✭Kolido


    I haven't had a **** in almost 12 months ...... it's not a real achievement tho as i just have some one else do it for me ....


    You must have good friends


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    I haven't had a **** in almost 12 months ...... it's not a real achievement tho as i just have some one else do it for me ....

    That would depend on whether you're paying them or not.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging


    kingtut wrote: »
    Hmm but is it still **** if someone else does it for you ? :pac:

    Only one way to find out ...
    Kolido wrote: »
    You must have good friends

    I have the best of friends !!!

    That would depend on whether you're paying them or not.

    I never pay ... unless you count jizz as some format of payment ..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,506 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    I haven't been to mass of a Sunday morning in at least five years.

    Take that God


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock





    I have the best of friends !!!


    Considering your username, you must have!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Managed to hold down a job for a long time.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 893 ✭✭✭danslevent


    I am not able to go days without make-up, when before I wouldn't have been confident enough :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    biko wrote: »
    Managed to hold down a job for a long time.

    Not employed by Hardonraging, are you?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    i had an apple instead of a muffin today :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,043 ✭✭✭MurdyWurdy


    I can fit my whole fist in my mouth!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,365 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    I like big butts and I CAN lie.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    MurdyWurdy wrote: »
    I can fit my whole fist in my mouth!

    Small fist or big mouth ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,043 ✭✭✭MurdyWurdy


    mattjack wrote: »
    Small fist or big mouth ?

    Both :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 11,932 ✭✭✭✭fullstop


    danslevent wrote: »
    I am not able to go days without make-up, when before I wouldn't have been confident enough :)

    That makes no sense. You weren't confident enough to put on makeup before?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,021 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    danslevent wrote: »
    I am not able to go days without make-up, when before I wouldn't have been confident enough :)
    fullstop wrote: »
    That makes no sense. You weren't confident enough to put on makeup before?

    Could be a fella, experimenting the in whole cross dressing arena. You go girl/boy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    danslevent wrote: »
    I am not able to go days without make-up, when before I wouldn't have been confident enough :)
    So many negatives...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging


    I once made a girl bleed quite heavily from her vagina ... it wasnt period related .... scarred me for life ..


    mod: banned.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,167 ✭✭✭yeppydeppy


    I've had three letters to the editor published in the Irish Times.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,020 ✭✭✭mirwillbeback


    I have wanked a guy I met on Boards six times a day for a year.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 637 ✭✭✭ruthloss


    I once made a girl bleed quite heavily from her vagina ... it wasnt period related .... scarred me for life ..


    :eek:
    Too much information!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,641 ✭✭✭Hardonraging


    ruthloss wrote: »
    :eek:
    Too much information!!!


    Well I wasnt going to tell them it was you .. but you've given the game away now !!! :rolleyes::rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,453 ✭✭✭Shenshen


    Right now, the only achievement I can think of is not punching my colleague at the desk next to me in the face for constantly blowing and noisily popping chewing gum bubbles.

    And I'm not too sure how much longer I'll be able to achieve that, either.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    I used to have chocolate every day, im trying to give up the habit, as well as eat less junk. In the last week and a half, i've managed to have none for about 7 days. I have had some, but im doing better.
    I also only had about 2/3 my regular size bowl of porridge today :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I read the whole thing. Purposefully.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 637 ✭✭✭ruthloss


    Well I wasnt going to tell them it was you .. but you've given the game away now !!! :rolleyes::rolleyes:


    In yer dreams Walter Mitty!!!:D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    I can open multiple windows in my internet browser.

    I have a nice pair of shoes.

    Sometimes I can remember all the words to Sure Shot by the Beastie Boys.


    Form an orderly queue ladies.


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