pencil sharpeners!

bridgetown1

WHY ARE SOME BLOODY PENCIL SHARPENERS SO F*CKING USELESS. AND RUBBERS TOO!!!!

Bipolar Joe

Because they are badly made.

hardCopy

Never use the plastic one. You want a good metal Helix one.

ash23

It's a pencil parer.......don't be getting all posh with your "sharpener".....especially when you say rubber and not eraser!

iDave

They let kids in primary school go on Boards now!

biko

Unleash the CAPSLOCK!!11!eleven!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

bridgetown1 wrote: »

WHY ARE SOME BLOODY PENCIL SHARPENERS SO F*CKING USELESS. AND RUBBERS TOO!!!!

Go to an artshop and buy proper tools, not a eurostore. Honestly - it's like asking why you can't stream movies on dial-up internet.

sbsquarepants

Real men use stanley knives to sharpen pencils and rubbers make the baby jesus cry. Shame on you OP:mad:

syklops

bridgetown1 wrote: »

WHY ARE SOME BLOODY PENCIL SHARPENERS SO F*CKING USELESS. AND RUBBERS TOO!!!!

Research says they work 99 times out of a 100.

gobnaitolunacy

ash23 wrote: »

It's a pencil parer.......don't be getting all posh with your "sharpener".....especially when you say rubber and not eraser!

A 'parer'? Oh la dee dah, we called em pencil toppers.:pac:

iDave

gobnaitolunacy wrote: »

A 'parer'? Oh la dee dah, we called em pencil toppers.:pac:

How do you feel about people calling rubbers 'erasers'?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

iDave wrote: »

How do you feel about people calling rubbers 'erasers'?

Because the "erase" pregnacnies?

ash23

gobnaitolunacy wrote: »

A 'parer'? Oh la dee dah, we called em pencil toppers.:pac:

It's a new class system.......bottom rung are people who say toppers, middle class say parers and then the posh folk say sharpeners.

fima

It's a topper!

Duggy747

iDave wrote: »

How do you feel about people calling rubbers 'erasers'?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvlaojjyTWY

AnonoBoy

bridgetown1 wrote: »

WHY ARE SOME BLOODY PENCIL SHARPENERS SO F*CKING USELESS. AND RUBBERS TOO!!!!

Too be fair if some rubbers weren't useless a fair amount of us wouldn't be here.

But that's all going to change now because it's easy to pretend to be suicidal.

Oooohhhh topical gag!

VampiricPadraig

You kids and your "Pencil Sharpeners" and "Parers". How cute.

Real men use a knife to "sharpen" our pencil.

osarusan

staedtler. for all your pencil-related needs.

Bipolar Joe

Real men don't use knives at all. They just intimidate the things they need sharpened into being sharp.

jaffacakesyum

ash23 wrote: »

It's a new class system.......bottom rung are people who say toppers, middle class say parers and then the posh folk say sharpeners.

Wha? "parer" sounds so much posher than a sharpener :pac:

It's a topper dangnambit. You fancy-schmanzies with your pencil sharpeners and, worse still, parers.

holystungun9

Chuck Norris's pencils sharpen themselves. Just sayin'.

Duckworth_Luas

holystungun9 wrote: »

Chuck Norris's pencils sharpen themselves. Just sayin'.

Why would Chuck Norris need a pencil, shouldn't carbon rearrange itself to form the patterns he requires?

paulbok

click pencil, no parer needed

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

Why would Chuck Norris need a pencil, shouldn't carbon rearrange itself to form the patterns he requires?

Chuck Norris can write...?

Duckworth_Luas

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

Chuck Norris can write...?

Well he can't wrong!

FatherLen

fima wrote: »

It's a topper!

It's a parer!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

Well he can't wrong!

I see you take his English lessons