Ripping the Piss as a greeting

Package

So an american friend of mine didnt believe me when i said that we greet each other with an insult over here.

strange isnt it

So whats your favourite ripp to greet someone with, how do YOU do it?

my favourite is

Hello there sh*t for brains.

or the ever popular

Whats up F*ck face?

whats you favs?

mfceiling

You must have great friends...

yermandan

Alright ye prick?

Story horse?

Look what the cat dragged in

PizzamanIRL

'Hello friend, your face is extremely grotesque.'

Clandestine

Whatever happened to "hello" or "how are you doing?" ?

Fr_Dougal

How quaint.

Rayne Wooney

Package wrote: »

Hello there sh*t for brains.

or the ever popular

Whats up F*ck face?

The irony that those are probably used more in America than Ireland.

Duvetdays

I often greet my husband with what's up sh*t features
And he'd often say to me what's up dyke.

We love each other, really.

Package

Clandestine wrote: »

Whatever happened to "hello" or "how are you doing?" ?

thats hasnt been used in ireland since the 60's

Clandestine

Package wrote: »

thats hasnt been used in ireland since the 60's

You must be hanging out with a strange crowd then

moy83

" Look at this cnut coming now "

poisonated

Hi there you stupid moron with an ugly face, your butt smells and you like to kiss your own butt.

StompToWork

I have a friend who would be offended if I didn't greet him with "F*ck you, Buddy"

Steve O

I say "how are you" in a really passive aggressive tone, shure I'm mad I am.

Big Bottom

Package wrote: »

So an american friend of mine didnt believe me when i said that we greet each other with an insult over here.

strange isnt it

So whats your favourite ripp to greet someone with, how do YOU do it?

my favourite is

Hello there sh*t for brains.

or the ever popular

Whats up F*ck face?

whats you favs?

What a childish thing to say.

Legs.Eleven

Howaya, ye big bollocks.

666irishguy

A boy da handicap.

Big Bottom

I like to use this one on clowns.

Hi, have you been smoking weed again?

The Barefoot Pizza Thief

I stab them.

Dyr

Alright sad sack

TheBrinch

'Sup Fgagot' or 'Howiya/Alri dickhead'

JustAddWater

Ah ted, ya big bollox!

Herb Powell

How's the bolloccks?

A bhender

A phleicadh

A bhastard

A bhollocks

Basically anything you can add a sémhiú is favoured in my circle of friends, just cos it sounds funny. We're sad ****ers, I know.

the keen edge

Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent.

af_thefragile

Hello...

Hi...

*awkward silence*

Sergeant

The head on you and the price of turnips.

DaithiMa

What's the story NumbNuts

mackg

"Alright rehab" and give a nod.

Package

all good ones, apart from Big Bottom, who is obviously a philanthropist

holystungun9

I sometimes forget how abusive I am, but it is always with mates who do the same thing. Last week I sent an email to a friend and the title was CNUT and in the body of the message, I wrote 'you are one'.
Essentially, I hadn't seen him for a bit and this was my way of reaching out and asking 'any craic?'

fussyonion

Overheard a girl in Penney's shouting to a friend of hers "Alri' slu'!" and the friend replied "Story geebag!"

Charming.

pragmatic1

****eface and dickhead.

Celly Smunt

Pretty much covers it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2PsyAfr6lA

WoollyRedHat

Greetings and Salutations!

TPD

Yup ¢unt!

Mal-Adjusted

Package wrote: »

So an american friend of mine didnt believe me when i said that we greet each other with an insult over here.

Do we?

johnayo

Howa buddy.
Job done.

major bill

Meh depends who the person is but usually ''awright ****head''

alot of Girls greet me by saying ''hello Big dick''...whats up with that?:)

Mr. CooL ICE

To one: "sup dickhead"

To a group: "alright, dickheads"

brummytom

Haha, I just got talking to a mate on facebook before seeing this thread,

'Me: alright you fúcker?
Him: ey up nob head'

I'm far nicer to people I don't actually like than to my friends. I don't know anyone who doesn't call their mates cúnts.

Lima Golf

My friend reserves this one for her really close friends
Her phone rings and she answers it with "the fcuk do you want?" In quite a serious tone. It's fricken funny when your with her and she does it in public, watching the way people react

Neadine

Package wrote: »

So an american friend of mine didnt believe me when i said that we greet each other with an insult over here.

strange isnt it

So whats your favourite ripp to greet someone with, how do YOU do it?

my favourite is

Hello there sh*t for brains.

or the ever popular

Whats up F*ck face?

whats you favs?

Who are the 'WE' that you speak of?

mickgotsick

major bill wrote: »

Meh depends who the person is but usually ''awright ****head''

alot of Girls greet me by saying ''hello Big dick''...whats up with that?:)

Are you a fat person called Richard?

Mickey H

"Oh here he comes. The happy f*cker."

stoneill

Howya - ya big hairy bastárd