What's The longest you have gone without sex

carzony

I Think this is a brave thread to be posting in AH but **** it i'm bored :P:PBeen about a year now since I got any action and I'm starting to feel desperate, please tell me I'm not the only one? :o

ardinn

You are the only one - A Year??? Cut it off mate!!

Iwasfrozen

carzony wrote: »

I Think this is a brave thread to be posting in AH but **** it i'm bored :P:PBeen about a year now since I got any action and I'm starting to feel desperate, please tell me I'm not the only one? :o

18 years.

carzony

ardinn wrote: »

You are the only one - A Year??? Cut it off mate!!

cut it off? ah no, sure I can still 'entertain' myself :P:P although it's better when someone does it for ya

happytina

oh dear... a year... well im guessing you are a hands on person lol

The Backwards Man

An older woman let me kiss her on the cheek in New York on Tuesday night.

happytina

:cool:what cheek lol

The Backwards Man

happytina wrote: »

:cool:what cheek lol

Her left one.

dodderangler

A year?
Even a priest gets more action than u

spitfireIRL

OP I went a year once (sort of self imposed) soon you'll start dreaming constantly about it go out and find someone, it isn't healthy, I know I was going bat****!t towards the end of it!

IceFjoem

OP, get yourself some rollerskates, nothing gets chicks wetter. You'll be f*cking gargling pussy!

smileyj1987

Sit on your hand and when it goes numb it feels like somebody else is doing it .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSfUWegHjBU

minidazzler

4 months.... that was by choice, girlfriend at the time was in America. 23rd of December to 28th April.

about 3.5 not by choice.

happytina

that must have felt like 4 yrs mini dazzler lol :mad:

minidazzler

happytina wrote: »

that must have felt like 4 yrs mini dazzler lol :mad:

That felt like 4 years and the 2 weeks in America felt like 4 minutes. Now you've got me nostalgic :pac:

happytina

ahhh can almost hear you singing MEMORIES now lol.:eek:

happytina

ok not sure if im doing this right or not.. im sending message but its not showing on screen... so am i doing something wrong.. no its not the story of my life lol.. someone help me get to know this site, im new... ya oblviously lol

Norwesterner

I read recently that teenagers were having less sex today than in #ahem "our day".
Thats surprised me to be honest, as I grew up in the mid 80's when people thought even kissing gave you AIDS, and you had to propose to some girl before you even got a hand-job.
Whats going on with da kids these days???
http://www.torontosun.com/2013/04/02/teens-having-less-safer-sex-than-ever-study

carzony

Is a year really all that bad? I thought this thread would make me feel better :eek: Makes it worse since i'm only 21 and considered to be a good lookin chap:p

Corvo

What's sex?

john_cappa

carzony wrote: »

I Think this is a brave thread to be posting in AH but **** it i'm bored :P:PBeen about a year now since I got any action and I'm starting to feel desperate, please tell me I'm not the only one? :o

By "about a year" you mean you had sex once around 4 years ago?

right?

Gosub

carzony wrote: »

I Think this is a brave thread to be posting in AH but **** it i'm bored :P:PBeen about a year now since I got any action and I'm starting to feel desperate, please tell me I'm not the only one? :o

Dunno... what time is it now? :P

Conbhar

Think the longest has been about four months.

R019912

Love all the people that come on here and are like "longest was 4 months" No it wasn't

kingtut

carzony wrote: »

I Think this is a brave thread to be posting in AH but **** it i'm bored :P:PBeen about a year now since I got any action and I'm starting to feel desperate, please tell me I'm not the only one? :o

You had sex when you were one :eek: you sure are a fast developer !

OneArt

HA! Two years.

Doesn't bother me. Other people are terrible though. If you want something done right, do it yourself.

antodeco

All I have in my head is Tommy Tiernan saying "Have you ever been raped?"

hairyprincess

Almost four years. I didn't miss it at all. And the best part was I didn't have to shave my legs for all that time :cool:

Sierra 117

30 years.

cathalbrophy

11 months .. Long. Long. Time.

shalalala

2years. I loved being single though

who_me

Apart from 24 years ( ), about 5 years ( ).

I always feel like throwing something at the telly when on sitcoms someone mentions they haven't "got any" in a few months, and people recoil in horror. 6 months? Pffff.... amateur..

cherryghost

About a year. Didn't bother me too much.

Pug160

Currently 10 months. My last lay was with an American girl who was visiting here last summer. I have a date planned for Saturday though, and it looks promising.

There are a lot more involuntary celibates out there than some people think. And you don't have to be hideously ugly and socially inept to become one either. It is technically easier to get laid now than it's ever been in the past, but it's a small percentage of men who are having all or most of the fun.

Wibbs

Pug160 wrote: »

It is technically easier to get laid now than it's ever been in the past, but it's a small percentage of men who are having all or most of the fun.

*waves* Booyah! *smug*

Wibbs

Wibbs wrote: »

*waves* Booyah! *smug*

I'd say you get as much sexual activity as the Sex & Sexuality forum gets activity in general. :pac:

PizzamanIRL

22 years.

I'm 22 years old

Esoteric_

8 months by choice a few years back. It's not that big a deal, I found it pretty easy actually.

Richard Hillman

Back when Liverpool were still competing for the league title. That long!

TheLastMohican

17.5 years and then

I lost my cherry.

I thought everyone would know about it - by looking at me

Kuhnt Pounder

Not long.

Derpington95

hairyprincess wrote: »

Almost four years. I didn't miss it at all. And the best part was I didn't have to shave my legs for all that time :cool:

The meaning behind your username makes so much more sense now. :pac:

ToddyDoody

Not THAT long, thanks to the inflatable

Jack Lumber

2 weeks.

Schwiiing

24 years 359 days

Pug160

I'd say it has more of an impact on men as women value sex in relationships a lot more. As a man you just want to get laid, whether it's casual or otherwise. Even a successful male player I know struggles to hold on to any of the girls because very very few of them just want casual sex. Massive differences in attitudes between the sexes in this regard.

carzony

Pug160 wrote: »

I'd say it has more of an impact on men as women value sex in relationships a lot more.

You seriously do start to feel desperate and I suppose unwanted, It's actually quite sad I do know a few friends going through dry spells to so that kinda helps

Almost 8 years!

minidazzler

Pug160 wrote: »

I'd say it has more of an impact on men as women value sex in relationships a lot more. As a man you just want to get laid, whether it's casual or otherwise. Even a successful male player I know struggles to hold on to any of the girls because very very few of them just want casual sex. Massive differences in attitudes between the sexes in this regard.

Nah, that's all bullsh1t. Women are not necessarily the perfect little relationship queens I would have thought they were a few years back. There is a far far higher percentage up for just a few shags than we credit them for. And there are far more guys that won't shag unless going out with a girl than you think. The Stereotype holds very little weight.

Legs.Eleven

Pug160 wrote: »

I'd say it has more of an impact on men as women value sex in relationships a lot more. As a man you just want to get laid, whether it's casual or otherwise. Even a successful male player I know struggles to hold on to any of the girls because very very few of them just want casual sex. Massive differences in attitudes between the sexes in this regard.

Bollocks. And I'm a woman.

Cantona's Collars

It's funny the way these threads are listed,The longest you've gone without sex,First date nerves,Funny one night stands & Rape.

Put them together and it's like a bizzarre novel.