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What's The longest you have gone without sex

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  • 26-04-2013 3:02am
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    Registered Users Posts: 2,780 ✭✭✭


    I Think this is a brave thread to be posting in AH but **** it i'm bored :P:PBeen about a year now since I got any action and I'm starting to feel desperate, please tell me I'm not the only one? :o:o


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,246 ✭✭✭ardinn


    You are the only one - A Year??? Cut it off mate!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,250 ✭✭✭✭Iwasfrozen


    carzony wrote: »
    I Think this is a brave thread to be posting in AH but **** it i'm bored :P:PBeen about a year now since I got any action and I'm starting to feel desperate, please tell me I'm not the only one? :o:o
    18 years.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,780 ✭✭✭carzony


    ardinn wrote: »
    You are the only one - A Year??? Cut it off mate!!


    cut it off? ah no, sure I can still 'entertain' myself :P:P although it's better when someone does it for ya


  • Registered Users Posts: 10 happytina


    oh dear... a year... well im guessing you are a hands on person lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    An older woman let me kiss her on the cheek in New York on Tuesday night.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10 happytina


    :cool:what cheek lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    happytina wrote: »
    :cool:what cheek lol

    Her left one.


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    A year?
    Even a priest gets more action than u


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 491 ✭✭spitfireIRL


    OP I went a year once (sort of self imposed) soon you'll start dreaming constantly about it :p go out and find someone, it isn't healthy, I know I was going bat****!t towards the end of it!


  • Registered Users Posts: 399 ✭✭IceFjoem


    OP, get yourself some rollerskates, nothing gets chicks wetter. You'll be f*cking gargling pussy!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,325 ✭✭✭smileyj1987


    Sit on your hand and when it goes numb it feels like somebody else is doing it .



  • Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    4 months.... that was by choice, girlfriend at the time was in America. 23rd of December to 28th April.

    about 3.5 not by choice.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10 happytina


    that must have felt like 4 yrs mini dazzler lol :mad:


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    happytina wrote: »
    that must have felt like 4 yrs mini dazzler lol :mad:

    That felt like 4 years and the 2 weeks in America felt like 4 minutes. :( Now you've got me nostalgic :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 10 happytina


    ahhh can almost hear you singing MEMORIES now lol.:eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 10 happytina


    ok not sure if im doing this right or not.. im sending message but its not showing on screen... so am i doing something wrong.. no its not the story of my life lol.. someone help me get to know this site, im new... ya oblviously lol :o


  • Registered Users Posts: 725 ✭✭✭Norwesterner


    I read recently that teenagers were having less sex today than in #ahem "our day".
    Thats surprised me to be honest, as I grew up in the mid 80's when people thought even kissing gave you AIDS, and you had to propose to some girl before you even got a hand-job.
    Whats going on with da kids these days???
    http://www.torontosun.com/2013/04/02/teens-having-less-safer-sex-than-ever-study


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,780 ✭✭✭carzony


    Is a year really all that bad? I thought this thread would make me feel better :eek: Makes it worse since i'm only 21 and considered to be a good lookin chap:p


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,660 ✭✭✭Corvo


    What's sex? :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,371 ✭✭✭john_cappa


    carzony wrote: »
    I Think this is a brave thread to be posting in AH but **** it i'm bored :P:PBeen about a year now since I got any action and I'm starting to feel desperate, please tell me I'm not the only one? :o:o

    By "about a year" you mean you had sex once around 4 years ago?

    right?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭Gosub


    carzony wrote: »
    I Think this is a brave thread to be posting in AH but **** it i'm bored :P:PBeen about a year now since I got any action and I'm starting to feel desperate, please tell me I'm not the only one? :o:o
    Dunno... what time is it now? :P


  • Registered Users Posts: 227 ✭✭Conbhar


    Think the longest has been about four months.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 160 ✭✭R019912


    Love all the people that come on here and are like "longest was 4 months" No it wasn't


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,487 ✭✭✭kingtut


    carzony wrote: »
    I Think this is a brave thread to be posting in AH but **** it i'm bored :P:PBeen about a year now since I got any action and I'm starting to feel desperate, please tell me I'm not the only one? :o:o

    You had sex when you were one :eek: you sure are a fast developer !


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭OneArt


    HA! Two years.

    Doesn't bother me. Other people are terrible though. If you want something done right, do it yourself.


  • Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 13,449 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    All I have in my head is Tommy Tiernan saying "Have you ever been raped?"


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,293 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    Almost four years. I didn't miss it at all. And the best part was I didn't have to shave my legs for all that time :cool:


  • Registered Users Posts: 629 ✭✭✭Sierra 117


    30 years.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46 cathalbrophy


    11 months .. Long. Long. Time.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,710 ✭✭✭shalalala


    2years. I loved being single though


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