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Lie detector tests

  • 25-04-2013 11:19pm
    #1
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭


    Easy to know I have the day off tomorrow.... If you could ask anyone, anything in a lie detector test what would it be eg Bill Clinton- well did you have sexual relations with that woman?;)


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  • #2
    cherryghost
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,137 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    Bob - Did you shoot the deputy?


  • #3
    13spanner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,006 ✭✭✭13spanner


    I'd ask Meatloaf what he wont do for love.


  • #4
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    13spanner wrote: »
    I'd ask Meatloaf what he wont do for love.

    Lie detectors require a yes or no answer








    So I've heard.


  • #5
    byronbay2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭byronbay2


    Mr. Cruise/Travolta, are you gay?


  • #6
    Pilotdude5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 619 ✭✭✭Pilotdude5


    Elephants don't have keys.


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  • #7
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Are you really the head of the Kwik-e Mart?


  • #8
    wretcheddomain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    I'd ask Brian Cowen, 'Are you a c**t?'


  • #9
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    wretcheddomain wrote: »
    I'd ask Brian Cowen, 'Are you a c**t?'

    Would ya really need the lie detector for that?


  • #10
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    13spanner wrote: »
    I'd ask Meatloaf what he wont do for love.

    Do you not know? He won't do-"that".:P


  • #11
    DaithiMa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 536 ✭✭✭DaithiMa


    Ask a rapist Is it always about power


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  • #12
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    castletownman wrote: »
    Are you really the head of the Kwik-e Mart?

    Yes:rolleyes:


  • #13
    wretcheddomain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,094 ✭✭✭wretcheddomain


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Would ya really need the lie detector for that?

    It would be to see his squirming cringing face when the negative 'erghhhh' noise comes through and he ****s his teeth out. Moment of the century.


  • #14
    dan1895
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,597 ✭✭✭dan1895


    C.K Dexter Haven wrote: »
    Yes:rolleyes:

    You?


  • #15
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    dan1895 wrote: »
    You?

    Yes:rolleyes:


  • #16
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    cherryghost wrote: »
    Bob - Did you shoot the deputy?

    Sherif is what I heard.


  • #17
    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Easy to know I have the day off tomorrow.... If you could ask anyone, anything in a lie detector test what would it be eg Bill Clinton- well did you have sexual relations with that woman?;)
    Clinton admitted to the affair with Lewinsky though :confused: What a waste of a lie detector!


  • #18
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    Easy to know I have the day off tomorrow.... If you could ask anyone, anything in a lie detector test what would it be eg Bill Clinton- well did you have sexual relations with that woman?;)
    He's already admitted that he had.

    Edit: Dave! got there before me!


  • #19
    dan1895
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,597 ✭✭✭dan1895


    Really?


  • #20
    C.K Dexter Haven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭C.K Dexter Haven


    dan1895 wrote: »
    Really?

    Yes:rolleyes:


  • #21
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    I know fairly crappy eg just to start the ball rolling.....so to speak ( no pun intended)


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  • #22
    delw
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,655 ✭✭✭delw


    Id ask that dick Jeremy Kyle "how does it feel"


  • #23
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    delw wrote: »
    Id ask that dick Jeremy Kyle "how does it feel"

    it feels yes.

    Some people really don't know how lie detectors work.


  • #24
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Id ask the inventor of lie detector

    'How do lie detectors work?'


  • #25
    cup of tea
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 752 ✭✭✭cup of tea


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    Id ask the inventor of lie detector

    'How do lie detectors work?'


    As smart as he probably was, I think he may find it difficult to convey his answer across to you summed up with a simple yes/no answer :rolleyes:


  • #26
    Ruudi_Mentari
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Ruudi_Mentari


    I hear they're wiring them now to detect when a person is convincing themselves, that they're telling the truth so if you're so sure of yourself then you had better think again


  • #27
    nervous_twitch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 850 ✭✭✭nervous_twitch


    Polygraph is the biggest swizz of the 20th century.


  • #28
    nervous_twitch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 850 ✭✭✭nervous_twitch


    OK maybe not the biggest. But pretty big.


  • #29
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    cup of tea wrote: »
    As smart as he probably was, I think he may find it difficult to convey his answer across to you summed up with a simple yes/no answer :rolleyes:

    I'd ask cup of tea

    'Is your sarcasm detector broken?'


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