Unconventional habits you have

becost

I have no tea towels in my flat for the last 18 months so I use socks to dry cutlery and underwear to dry plates and bowls, etc (clean of course!)

Boggot Globule

I scream every morning when I wake up.

frag420

I poo before I pee!

ladypip

becost wrote: »

I have no tea towels in my flat for the last 18 months so I use socks to dry cutlery and underwear to dry plates and bowls, etc (clean of course!)

Thats disgusting buy some tea towels!

Duff

I smell my toes.

Yamanoto

I used to spell my ex's name out in dandruff on her dresser, to demonstrate the intensity of my passion for her.

Panthro

I tell Canadians they're being racist whenever they call me a potato picker.
Being proud of my heritage is becoming a bit of a habit.

Grayson

Panthro wrote: »

I tell Canadians they're being racist whenever they call me a potato picker.
Being proud of my heritage is becoming a bit of a habit.

By any chance do you work on a potato farm?


I wear odd multicoloured socks every day.

6541

I verbally abuse people in the pub, all the time.

PinkFly

Go home 6541 your drunk!!

Paramite Pie

I prefer to eat my breakfast cereal without milk..... people are always like wtf

I drink alot of milk besides though:cool:

harry Bailey esq

Paramite Pie wrote: »

I prefer to eat my breakfast cereal without milk..... people are always like wtf

I drink alot of milk besides though:cool:

im guilty of that,ill like to eat dry weetabix washed down with a glass of milk,but not in the same bowl.also if im travelling by train i Will only sit facing the direction that the train is travelling,sitting the other way around has always freaked me out for some reason.

Agricola

frag420 wrote: »

I poo before I pee!

*Moves over to next urinal*

bgrizzley

Grayson wrote: »

I wear odd multicoloured socks every day.

i do this, but ill raise you 100% cotton

oldyouth

I lean forward in the seat when I pass out a car. It helps to push it along you know

Degringola

I bend my head down in the car when I'm going under a max headroom car park barrier.

Fox_In_Socks

Degringola wrote: »

I bend my head down in the car when I'm going under a max headroom car park barrier.

And going over a ramp/bump, you sit up extra high?:P

Degringola

No, never thought of that. But will definitely try it next time!

debabyjesus

Run the tap when takin a dump. Water charges gonna kill me

schnitzelEater

I always sniff my fingers after scratching my arse.

Ihatecuddles-old

schnitzelEater wrote: »

I always sniff my fingers after scratching my arse.

Please tell me you're kidding?

schnitzelEater

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Please tell me you're kidding?

Why? Do you think that might be unhygienic or something?

schnitzelEater

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Please tell me you're kidding?

Why? Do you think that might be unhygienic or something?

shopaholic01

schnitzelEater wrote: »

Why? Do you think that might be unhygienic or something?

No, it's charming. :cool:

schnitzelEater

shopaholic01 wrote: »

No, it's charming. :cool:

Great. I was worried it might be giving me food poisoning.

repsol

Depends how often you wash your arse! Are you a Chef or work in the food business?

Shamozzle

I ****, piss and shit whenever I have a shower. Great savings on toilet roll.

Daveysil15

schnitzelEater wrote: »

I always sniff my fingers after scratching my arse.

I'm guilty of that too. That and smelling my armpits.

repsol

Shamozzle wrote: »

I ****, piss and shit whenever I have a shower. Great savings on toilet roll.

I tried that but got banned from the gym!

Ihatecuddles-old

schnitzelEater wrote: »

Why? Do you think that might be unhygienic or something?

That's disgusting!! Does it smell like poo?

Owen_S

Yamanoto wrote: »

I used to spell my ex's name out in dandruff on her dresser, to demonstrate the intensity of my passion for her.

This has to be head and shoulders above the rest.

schnitzelEater

Shamozzle wrote: »

I ****, piss and shit whenever I have a shower. Great savings on toilet roll.

I don't shower. Great savings on electricity.

schnitzelEater

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

That's disgusting!! Does it smell like poo?

How would I know? Smelling poo would be disgusting.

Daveysil15

Shamozzle wrote: »

I ****, piss and shit whenever I have a shower. Great savings on toilet roll.

Well the semen and urine can be washed away, but the poo...?

Arpa

I always draw a smiley face in the head of my Guinness before the first sip. I know it's crap but I feel if I don't do it then something bad will happen.

Ihatecuddles-old

Arpa wrote: »

I always draw a smiley face in the head of my Guinness before the first sip. I know it's crap but I feel if I don't do it then something bad will happen.

I do that in my boyfriends Guinness, pretty sure it drives him crazy!

Daveysil15

Arpa wrote: »

I always draw a smiley face in the head of my Guinness before the first sip. I know it's crap but I feel if I don't do it then something bad will happen.

Do you also avoid stepping on the cracks in the pavement?

schnitzelEater

Daveysil15 wrote: »

Well the semen and urine can be washed away, but the poo...?

Have you ever heard of a stick? Use it to poke it / break it up so it can go down the drain.

Arpa

Daveysil15 wrote: »

Do you also avoid stepping on the cracks in the pavement?

Nah strangely enough I have no ocd tendencies apart from that. Think it started when I was younger and just became a habit.

biko

Not sure how unconventional it is but I always blow into a glass before pouring anything into it, even if it's just out of the dishwasher.

pragmatic1

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

That's disgusting!! Does it smell like poo?

Smells like fanny a lot of the time.

Shamozzle

Daveysil15 wrote: »

Well the semen and urine can be washed away, but the poo...?

Take a laxative before shower and it glides down the drain.

Daveysil15

schnitzelEater wrote: »

Have you ever heard of a stick? Use it to poke it / break it up so it can go down the drain.

Too much hassle.

Shamozzle wrote: »

Take a laxative before shower and it glides down the drain.

Too unpleasant.

schnitzelEater

Daveysil15 wrote: »

Too much hassle.



Too unpleasant.

Pick it up and chuck it out the window.

PrincessPreach

I start fires

Paramite Pie

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

im guilty of that,ill like to eat dry weetabix washed down with a glass of milk,but not in the same bowl.

I'm not alone!:eek:

When I was a kid I used to eat fruit&fibre and i'd dip the raisins/banana into my glass of milk but never the actual cereal flakes!:cool:

The reactions I get from people are endlessly embarrassing....

mattjack

Whenever I'm out driving and I see some roadkill , I stop , get out and examine it .Sometimes I whisper in the little rabbits ears that crows will be along soon to pick their bones clean.

Rastadoyle

not changing my bed sheets

Daveysil15

schnitzelEater wrote: »

Pick it up and chuck it out the window.

That's a better idea, as long as some poor passerby doesn't get it in the face. :pac:

ToddyDoody

I rub my thumb against the side of my index finger, I rub the side of my index finger against the base of my palm, I rub the side of my index finger against the grove just above my chin. This produces little rolls of black grease that get on the desk / over my clothes and leaves an interesting smell on my finger which I like to inhale.

becost

I recently started storing my cool mint mouthwash in the fridge for an even cooler sensation.