Tayto launches "Crisp Bar"

Foxhound38

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/even-mr-tayto-is-a-chocoholic-crisp-company-unveils-debut-chocolate-bar-29184993.html

No, this isn't the plain chocolate one they sell in Tayto Park before anyone points it out - this actually has bits of cheese and onion crisps in them.

What do we think - class idea, or a box that should never have been opened.

I must admit to being intruiged myself!

frozenfrozen

atari jagubar

Seachmall

There's nothing better than crisps and chocolate.

Although I'd be sceptical as to whether or not they've achieved the perfect ratio in this bar.

Merkin

This is just wrong

--Kaiser--

For anyone who thinks this is a bad idea, do the following:

Get a Twirl bar
Get a packet of Taytos
Eat a few crisps and eat some of the Twirl at the same time
Nyom nyom

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Pass!

Now if they put popcorn and cisps in the same bag, that would be a goer!

SEPT 23 1989

They have got the balance all wrong taste wise,too much choc and not enough crisp

if you want to experience the real deal get a mouthful of mars bar and a few King crisps into you

Hannibal Smith

I cannot wait to try them!

SunnyDub1

sounds wrong! but in saying that, usually the oddest combinations turn out the tastiest.

Private Joker

Packet of tayto, packet of dry roasted nuts, dash of tabasco and a liberal dash of worchester sauce. That is the puppies privates

lovesfatgirls

ive no idea how theyll sell them
dont these sort of thing need to be battered and fried before they become edible?
or melted down to go in the kebab idk..

i voted yes but on second thought this sounds like a very horrible thing
how to keep crisps not soft?

AnonoBoy

Nah.

It'll be sh*te.

If I want chocolate Tayto I'll cram a Dairy Milk into me gob while munching on a sharebag all of my own.

I'm not going to let The Man tell me what ratio of chocolate to crisps I should have. Especially when The Man in question is an anthropomorphised root vegetable.

Merkin

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

For anyone who thinks this is a bad idea, do the following:

Get a Twirl bar
Get a packet of Taytos
Eat a few crisps and eat some of the Twirl at the same time
Nyom nyom

I can only imagine doing that if I'd a binge eating disorder!

Seachmall

Merkin wrote: »

I can only imagine doing that if I'd a binge eating disorder!

Some people just can't let true happiness into their lives.

Although I'm more of a Dairy Milk with Salt & Vinegar Taytos man myself.

Julez

It won't be nice, there is a reason you don't see these limited edition bars come out permanently, we're curious and buy them... so they get loads of sales initially, then we realise there rank and no one buys them... then about a year later they do the same... rinse and repeat.

--Kaiser--

Merkin wrote: »

I can only imagine doing that if I'd a binge eating disorder!

Don't knock it you've tried it. Mana from munchie heaven

Plazaman

Only 10,000 bars produced!! It'll be like Willy Wonka all over again with people buying them up.

Gloop, get away from my Tayto Bar you fat bastárd.

steirishrover

Will be picking one up when I see it shops... Sounds the biz

Here's my secret weapon

1: bag of popcorn
2: bag of tayto
3: plain chic dairy milk broken up in very small pieces

Mix it all in the bag of popcorn..sha ting

smash

No salt n vinegar?

F*ck you Mr. Tayto!

Korvanica

Pack of Tayto, jar of nutella for dipping.... Nyom !!!

Ilik Urgee

Sounds like a dildo for fat people.

smash

Ilik Urgee wrote: »

Sounds like a dildo for fat people.

Huh?

Amiee121

Does anyone know where this is on sale?

Seve OB

Try a cheese and Onion crisp sandwich on nice fresh white bread, but crumble up a Flake and sprinkle it on, very very tasty

smash

Amiee121 wrote: »

Does anyone know where this is on sale?

You must be starving if you signed up just to ask that!

castletownman

Reminds me of Dairy Milks' Golden Crisp bar

They are divine

Lone Stone

King or gtfo

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Ilik Urgee wrote: »

Sounds like a dildo for fat people.

Nah, that's a Toblerone.

It's ridged for her pleasure.

SEPT 23 1989

castletownman wrote: »

Reminds me of Dairy Milks' Golden Crisp bar

They are divine

with a bag of monster munch

Ilik Urgee

Praetorian Saighdiuir wrote: »

Nah, that's a Toblerone.

It's ridged for her pleasure.

Won't argue with a man in the know;)

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Ilik Urgee wrote: »

Won't argue with a man in the know;)

<_<
>_>

Busted!

iamanengine

My initial reaction was 'Dear God no!!!'

But now my mouth seems to be watering at the prospect.

Intriguing.

Amiee121

smash wrote: »

You must be starving if you signed up just to ask that!

We've been discussing it all day in work. Here was the only place I could think I come for the answer!!

goose2005

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Nah.

It'll be sh*te.

If I want chocolate Tayto I'll cram a Dairy Milk into me gob while munching on a sharebag all of my own.

I'm not going to let The Man tell me what ratio of chocolate to crisps I should have. Especially when The Man in question is an anthropomorphised root vegetable.

potatoes are stem tubers, not root vegetables.

fastrac

Staff at my local Centra looked at me stupid when i asked for one earlier.

MadYaker

Disgusting, this sort of depravity should be illegal.

SEPT 23 1989

goose2005 wrote: »

potatoes are stem tubers, not root vegetables.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8

missingtime

--Kaiser-- wrote: »

For anyone who thinks this is a bad idea, do the following:

Get a Twirl bar
Get a packet of Taytos
Eat a few crisps and eat some of the Twirl at the same time
Nyom nyom

Or...make a cup of tea
Bit the ends of the twirl
Suck the tea up through the twirl.
......

Skips with chocolate buttons in each one

washiskin

2 Squares of Dairy Milk, add fistful of Tayto, masticate well, add glug of Pepsi = aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

frank reynolds

culchie heaven

pajunior

The picture makes it look like there isn't near enough Crisp for that amount of chocolate.

Needs more R&D

AllGunsBlazing

Bastards stole my idea.

SEPT 23 1989

pajunior wrote: »

The picture makes it look like there isn't near enough Crisp for that amount of chocolate.

Needs more R&D

You get just a hint of chocolate which is all wrong

Ol' Donie

iamanengine wrote: »

My initial reaction was 'Dear God no!!!'

But now my mouth seems to be watering at the prospect.

Intriguing.

Yes, intriguing.

And vauguely unsettling.

AnonoBoy

goose2005 wrote: »

potatoes are stem tubers, not root vegetables.

Mr. Tayto said to pass on a message.

He said you're not allowed any of his gross new product now for being a pedant.

Sorry bro, that's what you get for messing with my jokes.

Boo2112

Had one the day they came out. Had high expectations and was so disappointed.

They're using real cheap tasting chocolate and the taytos are ground into almost a powder in it. Great concept but poorly delivered. And they're bloody tiny, just a bit bigger then an animal bar I'd say but that didn't matter as nobody in my house finished theirs anyway. I'm taking this far too personally

OneArt

I thought it was a spoof...

Seve OB

Foxhound38 wrote: »

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/even-mr-tayto-is-a-chocoholic-crisp-company-unveils-debut-chocolate-bar-29184993.html

No, this isn't the plain chocolate one they sell in Tayto Park before anyone points it out - this actually has bits of cheese and onion crisps in them.

What do we think - class idea, or a box that should never have been opened.

I must admit to being intruiged myself!

On Moncrief on NEwstalk now

Seve OB

Next we'll all be deep frying mars bars or something stupid like that

Mr Benevolent

bluewolf wrote: »

Skips with chocolate buttons in each one

The Tesco version of Skips are better than the originals now.