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Mate boxed me in the face!

  • 06-04-2013 2:38pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,089 ✭✭✭


    Last night my friend sucker punched me big time! Now he keeps texting. What should I do? Hes a tough guy. Trained in the ways of the ninja and samurai!


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Been done too many times to be funny.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,089 ✭✭✭keelanj69


    Been done too many times to be funny.

    Really? Ah well. I looked but did not see.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    keelanj69 wrote: »
    Really? Ah well. I looked but did not see.
    Not about this, but other threads.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    Kick him in the bollocks. Cheeky f**ker.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37 joehig


    if he is such a tough guy with ninja and samuri why did it have to be a sucker punch ?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,708 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Unoriginal thread is unoriginal


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,435 ✭✭✭wandatowell


    Original thread was original


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Do you even lift?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    Not about this, but other threads.

    Its funny for the newbs. Let them have their fun.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,075 ✭✭✭Pacing Mule


    Someone needs to start a thread about starting threads that have already been started that are the opposite parody of the thread in the first place unless of course someone has already started that thread.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    DrumSteve wrote: »
    Its funny for the newbs. Let them have their fun.
    I'm sorry. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Someone explain this to me. I'm too lazy to go looking for whatever he's trying to rip off.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    DrumSteve wrote: »
    Its funny for the newbs. Let them have their fun.

    There are no newbs...........just re reg's!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    Well I lolled and I'm pretty sure that's all that matters.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Someone explain this to me. I'm too lazy to go looking for whatever he's trying to rip off.
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056919769


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,089 ✭✭✭keelanj69


    Sounds like alot of AHs need a blowjób and a good shít. That'll clear put whatevers wedged up your arses.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    keelanj69 wrote: »
    Sounds like alot of AHs need a blowjób and a good shít. That'll clear put whatevers wedged up your arses.

    Well, get on yer knees so.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,708 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    keelanj69 wrote: »
    Sounds like alot of AHs need a blowjób and a good shít. That'll clear put whatevers wedged up your arses.

    I'm sorry that nobody laughed at your joke. It's our fault, not yours


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    keelanj69 wrote: »
    Sounds like alot of AHs need a blowjób and a good shít. That'll clear put whatevers wedged up your arses.
    But ....... I don't have a penis.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    But ....... I don't have a penis.

    You can have mine :P


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,089 ✭✭✭keelanj69


    But ....... I don't have a penis.

    Blast anyway :-P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    You can have mine :P
    Aaaaaaawwww thanks, you're a gent. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,713 ✭✭✭HondaSami


    keelanj69 wrote: »
    Sounds like alot of AHs need a blowjób and a good shít. That'll clear put whatevers wedged up your arses.

    Ah never mind them, your thread is funny, kinda. I'm obviously in a good mood.:p

    Were ye having sex when he punched you? is this why he is texting, to kiss and make up?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,535 ✭✭✭Radharc na Sleibhte


    But ....... I don't have a penis.

    Hmmm, thats a pickle.
    How to blowjob someone without a penis?

    Go have a good shiite while i work this out.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,089 ✭✭✭keelanj69


    HondaSami wrote: »
    Ah never mind them, your thread is funny, kinda. I'm obviously in a good mood.:p

    Were ye having sex when he punched you? is this why he is texting, to kiss and make up?

    We can discuss this in the Dome. None of your filth here.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    He acted on the what the rest of us are feeling right now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,089 ✭✭✭keelanj69


    He acted on the what the rest of us are feeling right now.

    *withdrawn*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    I'm sorry. :(

    Ah ive been here too long.


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