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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,599 ✭✭✭tossy


    witness...
    I take 7 MC's put 'em in a line
    And add 7 more brothers who think they can rhyme
    Well, it'll take 7 more before I go for mine
    Now that's 21 MC's ate up at the same time


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 486 ✭✭numbnutz


    Jay-Z Bring it on featuring Big Jaz & Sauce Money....

    "Street knowledge amazin to scholars when we coin phrases for dollars"

    Sums its genre up completely in one line imo.

    ...And "Straight up Nigga" by Ice -T just purely for the delivery and the imagery of the lyrics particularly...

    "Nigga that's right fool look at me
    Just the kinda nigga you'd like to hang from a tree
    But all you KKK type grave diggers
    Ease back fool cause I'm a trigger nigga"

    powerful stuff back in '91


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,529 ✭✭✭✭Osmosis Jones


    "I can snap rap pack click clack patter pat pat
    Take that ass to the point you have to ask for your ass back"-Treach, Yoke the Joker

    "Tell me, do you have a clue of what to do
    Can you groove to this smooth tune, you must presume"-Guru, Form of Intellect

    "Cause you can be quick, jump the candlestick, burn your back
    And **** Jill on a hill, but you still ain't Jack"-Eminem, 313

    "Calling on his name and screaming hallelujah
    When he hardly knew ya, that's how the devil's fooled ya"-Killah Priest, Basic Instructions Before Leving Earth


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭Prodigious


    Nas - Back When

    For Vernon; 10th Street, 12th Street, Nightmare on Elm Street
    Pimps creep, delve deep inside the editorials
    Of the ghetto queens, kings, stories true
    Who possesses the testicular fortitude
    To blow away myths that's a hindrance to all of you


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,821 ✭✭✭floggg


    Phone - Let it be Known (Sean Price)

    "Back in the day hoes used to say he's too proper
    Now he's the main attraction like Mufasa
    I ain't lying, but if you think that I ain't trying
    To be the best you need to rewind this"

    Pharoahe Monche - Simon Says

    "New York City Gritty Committee pity the fool
    That acts gritty in the midst of the calm, the witty"

    Pharoahe Monche - Oh No
    "Pharohe's flows blows shows like Afros"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,416 ✭✭✭Jimmy Iovine


    Just thought of another two. Well I was listening to Buck 50 from Supreme Clientele and I heard them.

    Redman - a genuine LOL line.
    And your weed got more seeds than ODB

    Ghostface - pretty unreal verbal dexterity.
    Supercalifragalisticexpialidocious
    Dociousaliexpifragalisticcalisuper


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭Prodigious


    Eminem - Emulate
    I stimulate the brain,
    mimic, emulate the sane,
    cynic, keep on thinking it's a f*cking gimic when it ain't


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 709 ✭✭✭TheBza


    "Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
    It'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!
    I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a **** if this chick was my own mother
    I still **** her with no rubber and cum inside her
    And have a son and a new brother at the same time
    And just say that it ain't mine, what's my name?" -Eminem


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,326 ✭✭✭S28382


    "You go busting your fist against a stone wall,
    you're not using your brain. That's what the white man wants you to do.
    Look at you! What makes you ashamed of being black?"

    Great start to a great song.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭Jason Todd


    This Method Man line from 'The Turn' always makes me laugh without fail!
    Honey's "bee" like Meth, I be like what?
    They want some free cd's, I'm like "see these" nuts


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,970 ✭✭✭mufcboy1999


    There's a few gems on xzibits napalm album.

    The greatest trick that devil ever put together
    Was that self destruction is better than striving for perfection.

    Forever a G ft wiz


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,416 ✭✭✭Jimmy Iovine


    Rakim - Classic
    Timeless, so age don't count in the booth
    When your flow stay submerged in the fountain of youth


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 98 ✭✭BadCompany


    A few sprung to mind;

    Kweli's second verse on Blackstar's "Definition" gets me every time, the repetition of the "e" sound coupled with the delivery is fantastic.
    Consider me the entity within the industry without a history
    Of spitting the epitome of stupidity
    Living my life, expressing my liberty, it gotta be done properly
    My name is in the middle of equality

    One of the best songs I've heard as far as one-liners are concerned is Big L and Jay-Z's "7 Minute Freestyle" start to finish, I still listen to it on a regular basis in spite of the fact that the audio quality of the track is very poor (on any copy I've found anyway). Winner for me has to be this;
    Big L is the nigga you expect to catch wreck in any cassette deck
    I'm so ahead of my time, my parents haven't met yet

    A bit of a left-field choice finally, I've always really liked GZA's opening lines on Raekwon's "Guillotine Swordz" (certainly not his finest hour but I think it's just a great way of announcing his arrival on the track after great verses from Inspectah Deck, Ghost and Rae);
    The nigga don't get mad, I got mad styles of my own
    And it's shown when my hand grips the chrome microphone

    Probably loads more but can't think at the minute!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 709 ✭✭✭TheBza


    "The smooth criminal on beat breaks
    Never put me in your box if your **** eats tapes!"

    Or pick any other line on Illmatic!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,343 ✭✭✭Bobby Baccala


    TheBza wrote: »
    "The smooth criminal on beat breaks
    Never put me in your box if your **** eats tapes!"

    Or pick any other line on Illmatic!

    "A two day stay, you may say I need the time alone to relax my dome, no phone, left the nine at home"

    Illmatic is packed out with classic lines!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 367 ✭✭Chewabacca


    Masta Killa's rap in Da Mystery Of Chessboxing.

    "Homicide's illegal and death is the penalty
    What justifies the homicide, when he dies?
    In his own iniquity it's the
    Master of the Mantis Rapture coming at you
    We have an APB on an MC Killer
    Looks like the work of a Master
    Evidence indicates that's it's stature
    Merciless like a terrorist hard to capture"

    All the raps in that song really deliver, U Gods opening is a beast.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 900 ✭✭✭danbrosnan


    I'm seeing a couple things wrong with the way that I'm living
    So come and walk with me I just need a second opinion
    Introduce you to my friends I got to see if you notice
    If they loyal or if they all got an ulterior motive : - Joe Budden 'WALK WITH ME'

    Sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite
    You'll be alright
    While I'm tryna catch z's at night
    You think that it's an easy life?
    **** that I'm sleeping with my heat tonight : - Kano 'SLEEP TIGHT'

    My soul's been fed tonight
    Everything that I choose
    Still can't forget Grey Goose
    Converse covered with mixer juice
    And all my niggas rollin up in the booth
    Who got me on another one
    Someone please roll me another one
    They tell me all good things must end
    Well those mutha****as ain't have this friend : - Kid Cudi 'Marijuana'

    You're beginin' to think women
    are swimming in pink linen again in the sink
    Then in a couple of minutes that bottle of Guinness is finished
    You are now allowed to officially slap bitches
    You have the right to remain violent and start wilin'
    Start a fight with the same guy that was smart eyin' you
    Get in your car, start it, and start drivin' : - Eminem 'Drug Ballad'

    Mother****ers - say that I'm foolish I only talk about jewels (bling bling)
    Do you fools listen to music or do you just skim through it?
    See I'm influenced by the ghetto you ruined
    That same dude you gave nothin, I made somethin doin
    what I do through and through and
    I give you the news - with a twist it's just his ghetto point-of-view:- Jay Z 'Renegade'

    Since I'm in a position to talk to these kids and they listen
    I ain't no politician but I'll kick it with 'em a minute
    Cause see they call me a menace; and if the shoe fits I'll wear it
    But if it don't, then y'all'll swallow the truth grin and bear it
    Now who's these king of these rude ludicrous lucrative lyrics
    Who could inherit the title, put the youth in hysterics
    usin his music to steer it sharin his views in his marriage
    But there's a huge interference - they're sayin you shouldn't hear it
    Maybe it's hatred I spew, maybe it's food for the spirit
    Maybe it's beautiful music I made for you to just cherish
    But I'm debated disputed hated and viewed in America
    as a mother****in drug addict - like you didn't experiment? : - Eminem ' Renegade'


    Eminem absolutely destroyed, raps best, on renegade... :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 900 ✭✭✭danbrosnan


    Bet cha nobody knows who this is : -

    Forbidden streets, forbidden nights, broken teeth, stupid fights...
    Getting older, my voice is colder, my girl just given the ****ing cold shoulder,
    Cant make ends meet or get on my feet....
    Wrote on walls saying biggies smalls, please god let me prove them all, cause if you don't, i just might fall........

    ???????????????????????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 613 ✭✭✭Snowc


    "This communist talk is so confusing when it's from China, the very mic that I'm using."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,599 ✭✭✭tossy


    In the true essence of rap a line talking absolute nonsense... :)
    Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is. I get more props den stunts from Bruce Willis


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 691 ✭✭✭baddebt


    RA the rugged man - uncommon valor


    Call me Thorburn, John A. Staff Sergeant, Marksman
    Skilling, killing, illing
    I'm able and willing
    Kill a village elephant, rapin' and pillage your village
    Illegitimate killers, US Military guerillas
    This ain't a real war, Vietnam ****
    World War II, that's a war, this is just a military conflict
    Soothing, drug-abusing, Vietnamese women screwing



    Scarface in "mind playin tricks on me"

    At night I can't sleep, I toss and turn

    Candle sticks in the dark, visions of bodies bein burned

    Four walls just starin at a *****

    I'm paranoid, sleepin with my finger on the trigger

    My mother's always stressin I ain't livin right

    But I ain't going out without a fight

    See, everytime my eyes close

    I start sweatin, and blood starts comin out my nose

    It's somebody watchin the Ak'
    But I don't know who it is, so I'm watchin my back

    I can see him when I'm deep in the covers

    When I awake I don't see the ************

    He owns a black hat like I own

    A black suit and a cane like my own

    Some might say, "Take a chill, be "

    But **** that ****! There's a ***** trying to kill me

    I'm poppin in the clip when the wind blows

    Every twenty seconds got me peepin out my window

    Investigatin the joint for traps

    Checkin my telephone for taps

    I'm starin at the woman on the corner

    It's ****ed up when your mind is playin tricks on ya


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 764 ✭✭✭horsebox09


    Yo, from the first to the last of it, delivery is passionate
    The whole an' not the half of it, vocals an' not the math of it
    Projectile that them blasted with, accurate assassin ****
    Me an' Kweli close like Bethlehem an' Nazareth - Mos Def

    I looked up today and didn't fall prey to none of that pistol play
    But who is to say tomorrow they won't be blastin' this-a-way
    I'm puffin' spliffs of hay, still upset about the drama here
    At this time of year I'm wipin' away my dead homey momma's tears
    - Bun B

    The game just isn't the same, it's changin
    **** Dre's quittin, Jay'z quittin, now it's just gangstas just sayin the same ****
    It's ancient, it's fakin
    It's makin me so bored, I'mma just make a new language
    Fubba yoU Cubba Kubba, Yubba Obubba Uba
    Yubba can subbabick my dubbibbabick through a tooba - Eminem, still one of the craziest things I've ever heard


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭Prodigious


    Immortal Technique - Dance with the Devil

    "Using numerology to count the people I sent to heaven produces more digits than 22 divided by 7"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,937 ✭✭✭billy2012


    Bounce like you got hydraulics in your g-string :)

    Bounce like you got hydraulics in your g-string :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,416 ✭✭✭Jimmy Iovine


    Biggie - One More Chance
    When it comes to sex, I’m similar to the Thrilla in Manila
    Honeys call me "Bigga the Condom Filler"
    Whether it’s stiff tongue or stiff dick, Biggie squeeze it to make **** fit
    Really, though, I got the cleanest, meanest penis
    You never seen this stroke of genius
    if I’m caressing 'em I’m undressing 'em


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 413 ✭✭Seans_Username


    I'm no expert in Hip hop but my favourites are normally funny lines or lines that are delivered well.

    ASAP Rocky - PMW. It's the way he says this rather than the actual meaning
    My whip white but my top black
    And my bitch white, but my cock black
    Purple drink, got that

    1Train - A$AP Rocky
    Bitch pussy smell like a penguin
    Wouldn't hit that shít with my worst enemy's penis

    50 Cent - 21 Questions.
    We only humans, girl, we make mistakes
    To make it up I'll do whatever it take
    I love you like a fat kid love cake
    You know my style I'll do anything to make you smile

    Dan Le Sac vs. Scroobius Pip - Thou Shalt Always Kill
    Thou shalt not question Steven Fry


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,132 ✭✭✭Andy_rse


    "F*ck a gun, don't make me pop the trunk and pull out Vinnie Paz!" Jarren Benton - Bully


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 502 ✭✭✭ustari


    Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis
    When I was dead broke, man I couldn't picture this
    50 inch screen, money green leather sofa
    Got two rides, a limousine with a chauffeur
    Juicy - Biggie
    Difficult takes a day, impossible takes a week
    I'm not a businessman
    I'm a business, man!
    Diamonds remix - Jay-Z
    Bitches I like em brainless
    Guns I like em stainless steel
    I want the ****ing Fortune like the Wheel
    I squeeze Gats till my clips is empty
    Don't tempt me, you don't want to **** with the M-E
    Then into Method's verse. Love it.
    The What - Biggie
    Sex get rougher when it come to the nut buster
    Pussy crusher, black nasty mother****er
    I don’t chase 'em, I replace 'em, and if I’m caressing 'em I’m undressing 'em
    One More Chance - Biggie
    Me give my heart to a woman?
    Not for nothing, never happen
    I'll be forever macking
    Heart cold as assassins, I got no passion, I got no patience
    And I hate waiting, ho get your ass in and let's ride
    Big Pimpin - Jay-Z
    I don't care if you Mobb Deep, I hold triggers to crews
    You little ****, I got money stacks bigger than you
    When I was pushing weight, back in '88
    You was a ballerina, I got the pictures, I seen ya
    Takeover - Jay-Z
    My child, I've watched you grow up to be famous
    And now I smile like a proud dad, watchin' his only son that made it
    You seem to be only concerned with dissing women
    Were you abused as a child, scared to smile, they called you ugly
    Well life is harsh; hug me, don't reject me
    Or make records to disrespect me, blatant or indirectly
    Ether - Nas
    I'm so shy that you thought I was bashful
    But this bastard's flow will bash your skull
    Get Em High - Kanye West
    I got more riches than you, **** more bitches than you
    Only thing I haven't got is more stitches than you
    ****ing punk, you ain't a leader what, nobody followed you
    You was never ****, your mother should have swallowed you
    98 Till Infinity - Big L
    Gats we bust, backs we crush
    Only hot tracks we lust, crazy stacks we clutch
    And we need plaques to touch that say platinum plus
    Cause half of you niggas that's rappin' now is whack to us
    Platinum Plus - Big L
    Rap prime minister, some say sinister
    Non-stopping the groove, until when it's the
    Climax, and I max, relax and chill
    Aint No Half Steppin - Big Daddy Kane

    I realise some of these are more like verses than lines but you can't get the full effect without the other lines. Generally I like ignorant brash rap that defines the music imo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,416 ✭✭✭Jimmy Iovine


    R.A. The Rugged Man – Definition Of A Rap Flow
    The truth is, behind closed doors I’m a bit of a sissy
    Singing love ballads to bitches like Lionel Richie


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭Prodigious


    Immortal Technique - Natural Beauty
    "Men who don't even like women run the business,
    That's why the women look like men, and the men like bitches.


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