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Good Friday

  • 27-03-2013 1:10pm
    #1
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭


    In order to perform an atheistic attack on the massed ramparts of theist oppression, I'm going to drink beer and cook burgers on Good Friday.

    Or my parents will cook them as I still live with them.

    This is the crazy and unconventional manner in which I roll.

    Let's be crazy together and spend the whole day telling the world about it.


Comments

  • #2
    Banjo String
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String


    You're so cool and rebellious.

    Mad altogether.


  • #3
    Yitzhak Rabin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,225 ✭✭✭Yitzhak Rabin


    I plan on giving the fingers to the statue of Mary outside the graveyard.


  • #4
    Chemical Burn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 545 ✭✭✭Chemical Burn


    eat all the meat

    drink all the beer

    mock all the relgions

    https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7170195200/h97B67347/


  • #5
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Yitzhak Rabin wrote: »
    I plan on giving the fingers to the statue of Mary outside the graveyard.


    Take care it doesn't move!!!

    /smug chortle


  • #6
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    Eat your meat rare and hammer some nails in the wall (I think you're not supposed to hammer nails on good friday either)




    Mad Scone altogether :D


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  • #7
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Yitzhak Rabin wrote: »
    I plan on giving the fingers to the statue of Mary outside the graveyard.

    Bloody prick teasing virgins. Always just the fingers:mad:


  • #8
    Yitzhak Rabin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,225 ✭✭✭Yitzhak Rabin


    I'm also going to take a dump on the lawn of the parochial house.

    Dawkins talks the talk, but is he willing to step up to the plate and attack religion like me?


  • #9
    Clandestine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,466 ✭✭✭Clandestine


    #firstworldanarchy


  • #10
    Mr. Wong
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 221 ✭✭Mr. Wong


    No beer or meat and they call it "good", it's bad, very bad!


  • #11
    not yet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭not yet


    Just fcuking ride any chick you meet, that'll sicken our lord and saviour jesus (bows head) christ.


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  • #12
    mailforkev
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,812 ✭✭✭mailforkev


    I'm off to the UK for a wedding on Friday so shall eat meat and drink a plenty without being stifled by the fun police.


  • #13
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    SamHall wrote: »
    You're so cool and rebellious.

    Mad altogether.

    Er......


  • #14
    Gorilla Rising
    Closed Accounts Posts: 381 ✭✭Gorilla Rising


    I'll use pages from the Bible as a napkin to wipe the excess steak juice from around my mouth.

    God, I feel so oppressed.


  • #15
    padd b1975
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,839 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    anncoates wrote: »

    Or my parents will cook them as I still live with them.
    Not in the least bit surprising.


  • #16
    Here Precious2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 533 ✭✭✭Here Precious2


    Get your coat ann


  • #17
    Madam_X
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,327 ✭✭✭Madam_X


    I'm gonna scrawl something very inconspicuous but rude on the RC church wall - because I'm bad-ass and non conformist like that.

    Naturally I wouldn't dream of doing it to a mosque/synagogue though.


  • #18
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    padd b1975 wrote: »
    Not in least bit surprising.

    Er........ #2


  • #19
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Madam_X wrote: »
    I'm gonna scrawl something very conspicuous but rude on the church wall - because I'm bad-ass and non conformist like that.

    You crazy heathen!


  • #20
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,759 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    anncoates wrote: »
    In order to perform an atheistic attack on the massed ramparts of theist oppression, I'm going to drink beer and cook burgers on Good Friday.

    Or my parents will cook them as I still live with them.

    This is the crazy and unconventional manner in which I roll.

    Let's be crazy together and spend the whole day telling the world about it.

    As long as you have permission.
    SamHall wrote: »
    You're so cool and rebellious.

    Mad altogether.

    I'm rebellious. I'm so rebellious I'm going to abstain from meat and booze and go to mass.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #21
    iDave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    I'm so rebellious I'm gonna have fish and not drink on Saturday instead!!!!


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  • #22
    hfallada
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,180 ✭✭✭hfallada


    The loophole around the no meat rule is fish or beaver. But I don't know why the church deceided a beaver was as good as beef


  • #23
    Here Precious2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 533 ✭✭✭Here Precious2


    I bet you love beaver !;)


  • #24
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Let's hear it against the religio-corporate oligarchy!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNzIKoAy2pk


  • #25
    padd b1975
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,839 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    iDave wrote: »
    I'm so rebellious I'm gonna have fish and not drink on Saturday instead!!!!
    Hipster.


  • #26
    Boombastic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,496 ✭✭✭Boombastic


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    As long as you have permission.



    I'm rebellious. I'm so rebellious I'm going to abstain from meat and booze and go to mass.

    Mass isn't celebrated on good Friday, have you a rogue priest lined up to performed hedge mass? ;)

    :pac:


  • #27
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Boombastic wrote: »
    have you a rogue priest lined up to performed hedge mass? ;)

    :pac:

    Sinead O'Connor is free.


  • #28
    Death and Taxes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,775 ✭✭✭Death and Taxes


    I'll be donning my "Jesus loved the Guinnesss" T shirt and offering churchgoers a bite of my big mac!:D


  • #29
    homemadecider
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,858 ✭✭✭homemadecider


    My sister is cooking fillet steaks in Jack Daniels sauce, served with many delicious wines. :)


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