Do nurses ... help guys

Truncheon Rouge

TL;DR - do nurses dish out hand jobs like they're smarties?

While out and about today I found myself remembering jolly chums from the recent past.
To be brief one such chap had the misfortune to have found himself involved in an automobile accident.
He was the worse for wear having broken limbs and even had to be resuscitated, poor devil.

Casting my mind back I suddenly remembered small hints and witty comments made while we were visiting him....these cheeky remarks seemed innocuous at the time and I paid little attention.
Suddenly I realized that these jibes alluded to nurses helping young chaps to relieve their bodily needs, needs in this case being of the trouser variety.

It made sense, if one has difficulty performing small tasks due to injury and inability and at the same time is in possession of a bonk that could cut diamond, well ...well what is to be done.
Surely the pressure must be released, and the closest person is generally nursey.
She would have the means and the opportunity to perform the heinous act.

Is it as rumored, do nurses have the motivation too?

Mr. Wong

I've never seen a nurse hand out smarties. So no, probably not.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

The just check the prostate............with their tongue.

Madam_X

My mother's a nurse - this I genuinely gotta ask her.

martinedwards

Oh don't be daft.

Micky Dolenz

Wtf,