Are milk men back ?

Twoandahalfmen

Thought these year gone for at least 20 years, but signed up last week for a milk man delivery service. No need to pop out to the shop at night anymore to have milk for the morning it's right outside my door.
Very convenient

Any one else recently get a milkman or just me ?

Celly Smunt

I've always had one

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Is there a hairy baby somewhere?

Kylo Ren

I read the title as 'Are milk men black?'

I am sorely disappointed.

MagicMarker

Those women were in the nip.

TO_ARTHUR!

Speaking of which, the Hairy Baby Contest is coming up pretty soon...

donvito99

MagicMarker wrote: »

Those women were in the nip.

eh two pints.

Two pints.

There you go.

martinr5232

Twoandahalfmen wrote: »

Thought these year gone for at least 20 years, but signed up last week for a milk man delivery service. No need to pop out to the shop at night anymore to have milk for the morning it's right outside my door.
Very convenient

Any one else recently get a milkman or just me ?

Are ya gonna let him put his big tool in your box ??

nocoverart

I hope not! the NO 1 cause of separation in this country

ElleEm

Keno 92 wrote: »

I read the title as 'Are milk men black?'

I am sorely disappointed.

So did I. I was intrigued to see where the OP was going!!

The Pheasant

Yeah I've had one for the last year, pretty handy

chughes

Keno 92 wrote: »

I read the title as 'Are milk men black?'

I am sorely disappointed.

If you misread the title, it obviously didn't get past your eyes....

Joekers

And now to ride Mrs O'Reilly

RikkFlair

Whatever about milkmen, remember petrol pump attendants?

Trhiggy83

was just waiting to see how many father ted references there would be

April4

Did they ever leave?

KKkitty

My next door neighbour is a milkman. Very handy when the weather gets bad.

Gran Hermano

April4 wrote: »

Did they ever leave?

Continuity milk men ???

subaru scooby

Milk men do it at your door step !

Scruffles

Trhiggy83 wrote: »

was just waiting to see how many father ted references there would be

yep,this thread was just cleverly designed to be the next father ted quotathon.
that,and a misread debate on the ethnicity of milkmen these days but it looks like its failed to derail.

Irish_wolf

We never lost ours. Always goin round in his van at 3 in the morning every odd day or so. Surprised the milk isn't solidified on the doorstep these days.

Dont get the milk delivered ourselves but there's a few elderly people and a few disabled people who get it.

Capt'n Midnight

Twoandahalfmen wrote: »

No need to pop out to the shop at night anymore to have milk for the morning it's right outside my door.
Very convenient

eh just out of curiosity

>_>

<_<

Where do you live ?









"free milk \o/"

Ruudi_Mentari

All manner of chancers are back on this climate.

including grown men, offering to cut the grass and polish the brass. Bang the ass...

TO_ARTHUR!

Scruffles wrote: »

yep,this thread was just cleverly designed to be the next father ted quotathon.
that,and a misread debate on the ethnicity of milkmen these days but it looks like its failed to derail.

The Chinese, A great bunch of lads!

dodderangler

Keno 92 wrote: »

I read the title as 'Are milk men black?'

I am sorely disappointed.

Why not
Worked in blazin saddles

Lando Griffin

TO_ARTHUR! wrote: »

The Chinese, A great bunch of lads!

Down with that sort of thing.

slim223

Lando Griffin wrote: »

Down with that sort of thing.

Carefull now

Ihatecuddles-old

My mams had a milkman for about 25 years now! Really handy

Madam_X

nocoverart wrote: »

I hope not! the NO 1 cause of separation in this country

My dad's best friend's wife ran off with the milkman back in the 80s - genuinely.
Although it was England.

dodderangler

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

My mams had a milkman for about 25 years now! Really handy

I'd say so

TheLastMohican

He said, "Would yoiu like pasteurised, cause pasteurised is best?"
She said, "Ernie I'd be happy if it went up to my chest!"

woodoo

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

My mams had a milkman for about 25 years now! Really handy

Your dad you mean

TheLastMohican

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rwa0vaR7slQ

Here it is: Ernie, the fastest milkman in the West

kneemos

Keno 92 wrote: »

I read the title as 'Are milk men black?'

I am sorely disappointed.

I've never seen a black milkman,makes you wonder.

The Backwards Man

Where I live we get our milk from cows.

kneemos

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Where I live we get our milk from cows.

Don't fancy chasing a cow every morning.

RobbingBandit

For Shame After hours.:P

The Scientician

Some fúcker swiped the milk off my doorstep one night a while ago so the milkman has to hide it. Always a treasure hunt before I get my milk.

uberalles

Madam_X wrote: »

My dad's best friend's wife ran off with the milkman back in the 80s - genuinely.
Although it was England.

And they owed the butcher so much.

AnonoBoy

They never went away you know.


.....wait no, that's a different group from back in the day.

allibastor

I have had one for around 2 years now. It was also a sales rep from the milk company who signed me up. I think he got a load of business in my area. Have to be careful of the milk man charges though, he has an aweful habit of forgetting that he was paid as he only turns up for money every 3-5 weeks and has an aweful habit of making it seem longer

tin79

Madam_X wrote: »

My dad's best friend's wife ran off with the milkman back in the 80s - genuinely.
Although it was England.

Since when is England a milkman?

seven_eleven

Depends on where you live I suppose, not every area has them.

I used to have a milkman back in the 90's, but I stopped getting milk off him because by the time I woke up to get the milk during the summer (9am at the latest) it was already gone warm or sour due to the heat.

Mind you, summers seemed awfully hotter back then.

OldGoat

My milkman is called Yuri. Nice man. He's not black. Not that being black would mean he's not nice. OK, just forget I said anything about him being black or not being black, that makes no difference to his milk delivering abilities or his levels of niceness.
Anyway, he'd like to see a return to glass milk bottles and so would I.

The Road Runner

OldGoat wrote: »

My milkman is called Yuri. Nice man. He's not black. Not that being black would mean he's not nice. OK, just forget I said anything about him being black or not being black, that makes no difference to his milk delivering abilities or his levels of niceness.
Anyway, he'd like to see a return to glass milk bottles and so would I.

Well since you mention it my milkman reckons he is loosing a lot of his business to the new black milkman who has just started to encroach on his area. Reckons it's the fast twitch muscles in his fingers which allows him to carry 14 milk bottles in each hand. Can do 3 or 4 houses before he even has to go back to the float for more.

not yet

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

My mams had a milkman for about 25 years now! Really handy

Bet your d'mage of him..

AnonoBoy

OldGoat wrote: »

My milkman is called Yuri. Nice man. He's not black. Not that being black would mean he's not nice. OK, just forget I said anything about him being black or not being black, that makes no difference to his milk delivering abilities or his levels of niceness.
Anyway, he'd like to see a return to glass milk bottles and so would I.

Wasn't there a song about that guy?

Yuri Battles the Tetrapak Cartons I think it was called.

OldGoat

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Wasn't there a song about that guy?

Yuri Battles the Tetrapak Cartons I think it was called.

A one hit wonder though in later years his bottle clinking skillz were used when he overdubbed 'The Warriors' film soundtrack.
Clink, clink, clink - Warriors, come out to plaaay-yay

jester77

What are people doing with all this milk that they need it delivered a few times a week :eek:

I would buy a 1 litre carton every 2 or 3 weeks and it's usually gone out of date before it's finished and that is with 2 of us in the house.

greenore

O Jesus, I forgot my ****in trousers...

hardCopy

April4 wrote: »

Did they ever leave?

I don't think so. My parents have always had a delivery service.

Irish_wolf wrote: »

We never lost ours. Always goin round in his van at 3 in the morning every odd day or so. Surprised the milk isn't solidified on the doorstep these days.

Dont get the milk delivered ourselves but there's a few elderly people and a few disabled people who get it.

I've seen the guy in my parents' area delivering from 9:30 the night before, fairly taking the piss really.