Women with Big Arses

Hootanany

Why do you show them off.
Just cover up please.
Rant over.

BBDBB

you pipe down


ignore him ladies,

nothing to see here

TheBody

Hootanany wrote: »

Why do you show them off.
Just cover up please.
Rant over.

Perhaps you are spending too much time **** hiding in the girls changing rooms?

Ilik Urgee

BBDBB wrote: »

you pipe down

His pipe wasn't up is the problem methinks:D

o1s1n

Why do you create them?
Just don't hit submit.
Rant over.

BBDBB

Im sure that women with big arses is something we can all get behind


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johnayo

Builders crack:D

Johro

Thinly veiled . thread.

Hootanany

Hootanany wrote: »

Why do you show them off.
Just cover up please.
Rant over.

Men with beer bellies.
Stay indoors.
Please.

irish bloke

Hootanany wrote: »

Why do you show them off.
Just cover up please.
Rant over.

There a thing of beauty, get a "grip" man

Lawless2k12

Women can wear what they want. They can wear nothing if they really want to... and they can walk all the way to my house if they want as well....... only the fit ones though :pac:

SunnyDub1

Guys with builders crack.
Why show it off.
Cover it up please.

DipStick McSwindler

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fussyonion

Why do women show off their big arses?
Because they promised to love, honour and obey them?

Cungi

I like big butts and i cannot lie

Peregrine

Getting into the spirit of "Women's Day" I see..

FanadMan

Hootanany wrote: »

Why do you cover them up?
Just show them off please.
Rant over.

Thought I'd fix that for ya OP. Big arses are hot.......well, on women anyway :cool:

johnayo

http://media.beta.photobucket.com/user/ms42754/media/Funny%20Pics/2761.jpg.html?filters[term]=big%20butt%20funny&filters[primary]=images&filters[secondary]=videos&sort=1&o=10

tallaghtmick

Hootanany wrote: »

Why do you show them off.
Just cover up please.
Rant over.

Hootanany more like aintgettingany........ill get my coat and never reappear :P

scwazrh

Hootanany wrote: »

Please show them off more.
Dont cover up please
I love big butts

Fixed that for you

Peregrine

johnayo wrote: »

http://media.beta.photobucket.com/user/ms42754/media/Funny%20Pics/2761.jpg.html?filters[term]=big%20butt%20funny&filters[primary]=images&filters[secondary]=videos&sort=1&o=10

The link needs more ass is broken

zenno

Candie wrote: »

Men with beer bellies.
Stay indoors.
Please.

Does that go for a small pot belly as well ? if so i will abide by your law and stay out of visual contact from the populace.

Dwork

"Does my arse look big in this circus tent?"

johnayo

FanadMan wrote: »

Thought I'd fix that for ya OP. Big arses are hot.......well, on women anyway :cool:

Nimrod 7 wrote: »

The link needs more ass is broken

Sorry, I made an arse out of that.:rolleyes:

zenno

zenno wrote: »

Does that go for a small pot belly as well ? if so i will abide by your law and stay out of visual contact from the populace.

How small are we talking here?
Does it hang over your belt?
Or worse, bulge both under and over it?

I need more data for an informed opinion.

zenno

Candie wrote: »

How small are we talking here?
Does it hang over your belt?
Or worse, bulge both under and over it?

I need more data for an informed opinion.

No it's just a little bulbous thing that pops slightly out but no love handles.

Sciprio

I have to admit that nothing beats a big,juicy,meaty mound of an arse.

zenno

zenno wrote: »

No it's just a little bulbous thing that pops slightly out but no love handles.

Ah it's only a baby then. You can go out in public until it grows into a full-blown gut.:)

I Luv Crysis

On a serious note, if your girlfriend has a big arse, get her to try running (start with just 1 mile each day) then after a week she will be 7 miles away.

zenno

Candie wrote: »

Ah it's only a baby then. You can go out in public until it grows into a full-blown gut.:)

Thank you your majesty, i'm really happy now. I was actually worried about a new tax being brought in in regards to taking up too much space in public so i have to keep it bulbously small as i really do not want to be taxed from taking up a few acres of land.

I'm curious to know if women really dislike beer-bellies on a man and a poll ? maybe this was done before years ago but as we all know, women change with the tides so maybe there are some out there that love a big pillow-beer-belly cushion ?

When i say change with the tides, i mean that in a good way.

sea_monkey

I Luv Crysis wrote: »

On a serious note, if your girlfriend has a big arse, get her to try running (start with just 1 mile each day) then after a week she will be 7 miles away.

christ.....the dishes would be overflowing

Nodin

Hootanany wrote: »

Why do you show them off.
Just cover up please.
Rant over.

Did one of them knock over your tay?

zenno

zenno wrote: »

Thank you your majesty, i'm really happy now. I was actually worried about a new tax being brought in in regards to taking up too much space in public so i have to keep it bulbously small as i really do not want to be taxed from taking up a few acres of land.

I'm curious to know if women really dislike beer-bellies on a man and a poll ? maybe this was done before years ago but as we all know, women change with the tides so maybe there are some out there that love a big pillow-beer-belly cushion ?

Always a pleasure to help.

I'm a big supporter of everything in moderation.

johnayo

I Luv Crysis wrote: »

On a serious note, if your girlfriend has a big arse, get her to try running (start with just 1 mile each day) then after a week she will be 7 miles away.

Yerra, shure just tie her to the back of the car and go for a run around the block.:)

woodoo

Its time for sir mix a lot i think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reTx5sqvVJ4

woodoo

woodoo wrote: »

Its time for sir mix a lot i think

It's NEVER time for Sir Mix a Lot

ejmaztec

Sciprio wrote: »

I have to admit that nothing beats a big,juicy,meaty mound of an arse.

Not since they stopped corporal punishment in schools. The fat kid always got the blame.

Gummy Panda

Candie wrote: »

Men with beer bellies.
Stay indoors.
Please.

What if my belly isn't made of beer?

Gummy Panda

Gummy Panda wrote: »

What if my belly isn't made of beer?

Exceptions are made for furries.

zenno

Getting back to womens big asses...Well some women can hold a big shapely ass as in, ie.. visualizing two big apples encompassed and lowered into a handkerchief with floatation movement with gravity with a left and right smooth movement.

Those apples would look good if shaped and floatated smoothly and gyrating encompassing gravity in a realism fashion. So a woman that thinks she has large apples, then don't worry because it's the way you gyrate them that counts.

When men see a womans ass in motion, their eyes go a bit boggly and out of body and suffer paralysis of the brain, as when you as a woman see a man and know he's looking at your ass and you caught him looking he will stand still like a broken robot obviously still looking at your ass with big pupils and a slack-jaw with druel exiting his mouth.

Gee_G

zenno wrote: »

Getting back to womens big asses...Well some women can hold a big shapely ass as in, ie.. visualizing two big apples encompassed and lowered into a handkerchief with floatation movement with gravity with a left and right smooth movement.

Those apples would look good if shaped and floatated smoothly and gyrating encompassing gravity in a realism fashion. So a woman that thinks she has large apples, then don't worry because it's the way you gyrate them that counts.

Ha, lovely description there!
So you're a bum man then?!

losthorizon

IMO they make the rocking world go round

ashers222

I keep reading the title as women with big hairy arses.

If they're not hairy then that's ok.

boobar

Hootanany wrote: »

Why do you show them off.
Just cover up please.
Rant over.

Interviewer: What's your biggest weakness?
Interviewee: Women with big arses

KegglesMcS

There is a bird I'm working with this week and her arse is the biggest I have ever seen. For a fairly thin girl her arse starts at her neck and ends at her knees.

Mental looking yolk.

stretchdoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH18_dZIYOE

Cupcake_Crisis

Big bum's are great. More cushion for the pushin'.

boobar

zenno wrote: »

Getting back to womens big asses...Well some women can hold a big shapely ass as in, ie.. visualizing two big apples encompassed and lowered into a handkerchief with floatation movement with gravity with a left and right smooth movement.

Those apples would look good if shaped and floatated smoothly and gyrating encompassing gravity in a realism fashion. So a woman that thinks she has large apples, then don't worry because it's the way you gyrate them that counts.

When men see a womans ass in motion, their eyes go a bit boggly and out of body and suffer paralysis of the brain, as when you as a woman see a man and know he's looking at your ass and you caught him looking he will stand still like a broken robot obviously still looking at your ass with big pupils and a slack-jaw with druel exiting his mouth.

Unless the image is of two badly parked Volkswagon Beetles

stretchdoe

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

Big bum's are great. More cushion for the pushin'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qDgCmzh5ao

zenno

Gee_G wrote: »

Ha, lovely description there!
So you're a bum man then?!

Not a bum man really as I love everything about the beauty of women.

Lets face the facts...a woman is not really going to be turned on by a man with a big beer-bell and a crack-ass. But then a man with a big beer belly and a big san andreas fault of a crack-ass will see an ass the size of mount everest and will pause in his step thinking of tucking in there.

Human beings are a strange species when it comes to asses, logic tells you that strange ejections of foreign objects plop out but when you walk up the road or drive by in a slow speed in a village and then you look to your right and see this amazing apple movement you have to say to yourself...even though we know the bad stuff but men will look and be in awe of the shape and movement of a serious womans ass.

I got carried away there for a minute with all this asses stuff. It proves that even i can get carried away sometimes when it comes to asses.

K-9

AH isn't a forum to have a rant.