Help with bra problem

Mrs Garth Brooks

My bra strap just opened in the middle of the village. There's no cafe, pub or public toilets to go in and fix it. What do I do? There's no one in the church, could I fix it in there?

Gee_G

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

My bra strap just opened in the middle of the village. There's no cafe, pub or public toilets to go in and fix it. What do I do? There's no one in the church, could I fix it in there?

Fold your arms and keep walking!!

Tabnabs

Nonsense post is nonsense

sbsquarepants

Let me know where you are and i'll meet you. We can fix this thing together in the back of my van:cool:

allanb49

hands make a great substitute for a bra, they're warm and supportive

Setun

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

My bra strap just opened in the middle of the village. There's no cafe, pub or public toilets to go in and fix it. What do I do? There's no one in the church, could I fix it in there?

Church or no church, just remember, the Lord Saviour Jesus Christ is always watching you.

Czarcasm

take it to facebook surely?

Uriel.

Flaming hedgehog

Ilik Urgee

Your luck just changed,I'm on my way over!

Plazaman

Just opened? By itself?

Is there cheesy 70's music playing in the background or do your arms feel tingly. By my reckoning your either being filmed for a porn movie or being attacked by ghosts. Either way the church is the only was to go.

squrm

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

My bra strap just opened in the middle of the village. There's no cafe, pub or public toilets to go in and fix it. What do I do? There's no one in the church, could I fix it in there?

10 o clock mass, keep walking

darrcow

i think we need some pictures of your breasts before we go any further with this thread:D

Oryx

Take it off and burn it.

jester77

Let them have their freedom

mccarthy37

Gee_G wrote: »

Fold your arms and keep walking!!

Now look what you done you'll have every pervert in the village staring at any woman with their arms folded.

GLaDOS

You take off your bra and I'll make the tea

kneemos

Are you the only woman in the village with a broken bra?

BBDBB

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Mrs Garth Brooks

ScienceNerd wrote: »

You take off your bra and I'll make the tea

Thats the best offer ever. A cup of tea.

Gummy Panda

Shake it baby!

/offers $5

monkeypants

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

There's no one in the church, could I fix it in there?

Priests can be very supportive.

gobnaitolunacy

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

Thats the best offer ever. A cup of tea.

What cup size, I mean... cup or a mug?

anncoates

That's hard luck, woman.

Fratton Fred

Yay, the spirit of Erica Roe lives on

ImDave

Please post a picture of this troublesome undergarment so that we can provide you with the highest level of support at this time.

anncoates

I must say, the relatively subdued level of brainless flirting, clique banter and sexual innuendo so far is disappointing.

Mint Sauce

You wont get much support here.

funk-you

Just tie it back up with your penis and get on with your day.

-Funk

Tombi!

Which village? You might be able to get one of the leather workers to make you corset.

ashers222

I haven't worn a bra all week in work op, perhaps your boobs are seeking to liberate themselves from the constraints they are placed under daily. I think you should offer them the choice to be free for a while and see how they manage.