Tell me A-Ztory

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This game requires you to tell a story in alphabetical order. So, word 1 begins with A, word 2 begins with B and so on. The story should (ideally) not exceed 26 words (some modest overrun is OK) and should make reasonable sense. Ideally, you'll go from A to Z but let's be flexible and allow 'part stories' where they end at a letter other than Z. For the tricky letter X, it's OK to have the letter almost anywhere in the X-word.

I don't know how this will go but let's see [Moderator: If it's better suited to another forum feel free to move it]

I'll kick off:

A baker cooked delicious eats for girls. His inspiration? Just kissing ladies mainly. Normally, one peck qualified- rarely, some took umbrage. Very wildly excessive? Yes, zany!

TommieBoy

A Boy Called Dav Eated Five Ginormous Helpings Irishstew Joyously, Knawed Lotsa Meatslices, Noodles, Onions, Potatoes Quite Ravenously. Stew Tastes Uber Vivacious With eXtra Yummy Zucchini.

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Are black cats dangerous? Enigmatic felines generate harmful impressions. Just keep loudly miaowing, normally, or purring quite raucously. Sometimes they utter very wild extreme yowling zounds

Sagi

A bit counfused darragh eats fresh glue, hurting intestins just keep lucky man nauseated. On previous quite real story the user vomited wildly xtremely yellow Zabaione.

TommieBoy

Andrews Best Chap Douglass Eats Fish Gizzards Happily In Jest, Kindly Leaving Most Nuggets On Plate, Quincy Resists Stealing Them Unless Victor Wants eXtra Yams - Zany

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Animals bite children- dangerous, especially for girls. However, I just kick legs mainly. Naturally, our Pa quite regularly smashes them up violently. Well, eXcept young zebras :P

TommieBoy

Angus, Ben, Colin, Darragh, Edward, Fiona, Garreth, Hamish, Ian, Jean, Kenneth, Liam, Maeve, 'N Orla Play Quidditch, Rugby, Soccer, Tennis, Uber Volleyball, Waterpolo, Xare, Yachting, & Zorbing

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After Bob caught Danny enjoying Fiona's grace, he immediately (justifiably) killed Lionel. Murder. Not only problematic, quite ridiculous. Silly, though understandable. Violence was excessive? Yep- zeriously!

TommieBoy

Alberts Best Chap Dav Escaped From Gayles Home In Kilkenny, Leaping Magnificently, kNocking Over Precious eQuipment, Racing Swiftly To shUn Very Wicked eXhusband Yancy, Zippingly

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And blue cheese? Don't eat- frightful. Genuinely heinously inedible....just kidding! Lovely, moreish. Not only pleasant, quite ravishingly sweet. Truely underestimated. Verdict: wonderful, extremely yummy, zippy!

TommieBoy

revised namenots cheeseys wrote:

And blue cheese? Don't eat- frightful. Genuinely heinously inedible....just killer! Loathsome, malodorous. Not only pungent, quite revolting! Strange, tasting! Untenable. Verdict: wicked, extremely yucky, zonkey!

FYP...

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I take it you like it too:D

Wichita Lineman

Annabelle bites, chews, devours, every fresh grape hungrily inserted. Just keeps licking, munching, noshing, openly pressing, quickly, rapidly, silently, them under the very wide extra young zebras.

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And because computer's down, everyone felt genuinely horrid. It's just krazy! Lesson- must never overlook product quality. Really silly. Totally useless... value was eliminated... yes, zero.

TommieBoy

After Bob Chased Diane, Edgar Flattered Gayle, Henry Idolised Jill, Kevin Left Mary, 'N Orville Punched Quincy, Robert Smirked, Then Ulysses Wed Xena... You Zee?

Wichita Lineman

Anyway Barry Caught Deborah Eating Frank's Guacamole, He Immediately Joined Killer Lanky Martin Newsome On Petula's Quaint Red Speedboat Travelling Under Venice Waterways. xxx Yvonne Zenga.