Rolls down the pants

theidiots

A group of young pikeys in a supermarket in Dublin today picked up some rolls and I thought they were going to purchase them. What did they do? They put the rolls down their pants wiping their knob and arse off them and put them back on the shelf, all of them laughing hysterically. I nearly got sick. I then cautiously followed them around the supermarket and they opened a bottle of orange juice and they all spat into it and put it back on the shelf. They did this with numerous products and doubt the cctv picked it up. Looked like the packed the products back in well. They left then without buying anything

Has seriously put me off rolls and orange juice for good.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

That's nice, did you inform the management?

Lelantos

theidiots wrote: »

A group of young pikeys in a supermarket in Dublin today picked up some rolls and I thought they were going to purchase them. What did they do? They put the rolls down their pants wiping their knob and arse off them and put them back on the shelf, all of them laughing hysterically. I nearly got sick. I then cautiously followed them around the supermarket and they opened a bottle of orange juice and they all spat into it and put it back on the shelf. They did this with numerous products and doubt the cctv picked it up. Looked like the packed the products back in well. They left then without buying anything

Has seriously put me off rolls and orange juice for good.

I hope to fúck you you informed the shop staff about the goods affected?

Its bake-your-own and sealed cartons for me in future. :mad:

Rasheed

How would anyone even think of doing that?

****.

Fox_In_Socks

Candie wrote: »

Its bake-your-own and sealed cartons for me in future. :mad:

They could be doing the same in the factory with the flour. Using it as talcum powder.

:pac:

Banjo String

Misleading thread title.

/rolls pants back up again.

Fox_In_Socks

Fox_In_Socks wrote: »

They could be doing the same in the factory with the flour. Using it as talcum powder.

:pac:

Stop, or I'll have to starve to death

im invisible

*rolls down the pants*

Fromthetrees

Pikey nob cheese on a freshly baked role is actually a delicacy on the continent.

Too many people are too close minded here in Ireland, get out and experience the world people.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Scum bags.

Someone is going to get a roll with a lump of pikey fromunder cheese on it.

You'd think they would venture to the cleaning isle and use a baby wipe of two.

theidiots

I said it to the security gaurd and he just shrugged it off, but said he will take a look at the cameras when its less busy

Hercule Poirot

That's shocking but unfortunately not surprising

theidiots

At least the people who bought the roles got "free cheese" on it. The pikeys looked like they didn't wash for a while

Rasheed

Hercule Poirot wrote: »

That's shocking but unfortunately not surprising

Do you investigate a lot of cases like this Mr. Poirot?

admiralofthefleet

rotten, some poor bastard probably got a roll with felladelphia all over it

alphabeat

its their culture


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banned.

DonkeyStyle \o/

theidiots wrote: »

I then cautiously followed them around the supermarket

Yeah it's best not to startle them. Use binoculars if you can.

Really though, I think you should report this to the Gardai. Who knows what else they were doing to it, some of that food could be poisoned.

lounakin

Please tell us which supermarket...

Sunnyisland

I,ll have to thinker about this.

Op could you not have alerted management and made sure there was some action taken,filthy dirty carry on by a group of dirty filthy....people.

Rastadoyle

these people dont deserve life

2cool4school

halting sites should have no gates

ozmo

realies wrote: »

I,ll have to thinker about this.

Op could you not have alerted management and made sure there was some action taken,filthy dirty carry on by a group of dirty filthy....people.

If you reported it and the items were not immediately removed from shelves then its as much the fault of the shop- what shop was it please and ill mind to avoid it thanks.

Sunnyisland

theidiots wrote: »

I said it to the security gaurd and he just shrugged it off, but said he will take a look at the cameras when its less busy

lounakin wrote: »

Please tell us which supermarket...

Yep name the shop.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

At least PM the shop.

I have some baby gravy that I need to wipe on a kiwi fruit.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Praetorian Saighdiuir wrote: »

At least PM the shop.

I have some baby gravy that I need to wipe on a kiwi fruit.

*barf*

hastily unsubscribes

tomboylady

That. Is. Disgusting. How do people even think of things like that?

Boombastic

Maybe they were trying to ride it because they thought it might contain horse?

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Candie wrote: »

*barf*

hastily unsubscribes

Sorry, I should have said "knuckle children"........better?

2cool4school

theidiots wrote: »

They put the rolls down their pants wiping their knob and arse off them and put them back on the shelf.

Syphilicious.

JonathanAnon

I hope Vincent Browne bought that roll

antodeco

Gives a whole new meaning to 'sausage roll'

dixiedan

The dirty little scuts! I mean...how the f**** do you even think of doing something like that:eek:

theidiots

I did reported it to the shop and emailed their help line. I couldn't be bothered going to the gaurds

mccarthy37

theidiots wrote: »

A group of young pikeys in a supermarket in Dublin today picked up some rolls and I thought they were going to purchase them. What did they do? They put the rolls down their pants wiping their knob and arse off them and put them back on the shelf, all of them laughing hysterically. I nearly got sick. I then cautiously followed them around the supermarket and they opened a bottle of orange juice and they all spat into it and put it back on the shelf. They did this with numerous products and doubt the cctv picked it up. Looked like the packed the products back in well. They left then without buying anything

Has seriously put me off rolls and orange juice for good.

I seriously hope they didn't go near the burgers. I couldn't bare the taught of burgers being contaminated. That would be a nightmare especially if the management knew about it.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Praetorian Saighdiuir wrote: »

Sorry, I should have said "knuckle children"........better?

Celly Smunt

We should be cherishing these instances,the travelling community are an ethnically misunterdtood group who we should he holding close to our hearts,they're clearly oppressed in all walks of lives.Its time we admired traditions such as these.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Candie wrote: »

Baby batter....still not cool?

theidiots

Has me thinking though that your food is always handled by someone at some stage, could be scrathing their bum or having a quick tug on lunch and never bother to wash their hands

fatknacker

I watched in horror as I followed them from aisle to aisle, making as many mental notes as I could so I could relay in detail, all the actions of their disgusting behaviour to strangers on internet later that evening. Instead of...confronting the teens or setting aside the spoiled items and informing the management, I feel I have performed my utmost duty as a concerned citizen by coming straight on here to boards.ie and regaling my tale to the nation so we can now stand together in solidarity against this particular bunch of unruly pikeys...somewhere in Ireland.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Praetorian Saighdiuir wrote: »

Baby batter....still not cool?

No.:(

DonkeyStyle \o/

Jesus, get a room.

Boombastic

fatknacker wrote: »

I watched in horror as I followed them from aisle to aisle, making as many mental notes as I could so I could relay in detail, all the actions of their disgusting behaviour to strangers on internet later that evening. Instead of...confronting the teens or setting aside the spoiled items and informing the management, I feel I have performed my utmost duty as a concerned citizen by coming straight on here to boards.ie and regaling my tale to the nation so we can now stand together in solidarity against this particular bunch of unruly pikeys...somewhere in Ireland.

Where they wearing gloves fatnacker?

theidiots

fatknacker wrote: »

I watched in horror as I followed them from aisle to aisle, making as many mental notes as I could so I could relay in detail, all the actions of their disgusting behaviour to strangers on internet later that evening. Instead of...confronting the teens or setting aside the spoiled items and informing the management, I feel I have performed my utmost duty as a concerned citizen by coming straight on here to boards.ie and regaling my tale to the nation so we can now stand together in solidarity against this particular bunch of unruly pikeys...somewhere in Ireland.

cool story bro, I just printed it out, bought a gold frame and its hanging on my wall

keelanj69

theidiots wrote: »

cool story bro, I just printed it out, bought a gold frame and its hanging on my wall

Apt username. You and your buddies wern't shoving breadrolls up your hole tonight by any chance?

theidiots

theidiots wrote: »

cool story bro, I just printed it out, bought a gold frame and its hanging on my wall

Earning your username?

edit: beaten to the observation it by keelanj69

anhedonia

Seriously, which supermarket was it please ?

Ciaran_B

Y U NO name the shop, OP?

con1421

When I used to work in Dunnes some customers (usually black) used to pick up different bread rolls and squeezing them trying to see which was fresher.They would then put the bread back if they Didnt want it.Do people not understand that someone has to eat that? Some people have no respect

wonderfulname

pmcmahon wrote: »

We should be cherishing these instances,the travelling community are an ethnically misunterdtood group who we should he holding close to our hearts,they're clearly oppressed in all walks of lives.Its time we admired traditions such as these.

So were these young lads travellers or scumbags and do their actions reflect on whatever minority group they can be attached to or merely themselves and their upbringing?

JonathanAnon

LOVE that song... When I get married (i.e. never) I'm gonna have that played... fk it, I play it myself ..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7twIF8PWic