Shocking!

lounakin

Am I the only one who gets a shock when pushing lift buttons? I get one every damn time! And then I'm all charged up and I shock everybody I come in contact with for an hour!

Seachmall

aujopimur

I press the button with my willy, the shock is awsome.

lounakin

aujopimur wrote: »

I press the button with my willy, the shock is awsome.

I don't have a willy :mad:

danslevent

Start taking the stairs :P

ilovesleep

Shopping trollies do that to me. Many a time I let out little yelps doing my shopping or at the counter when loading things up to the conveyor belt.

Maldesu

lounakin wrote: »

I don't have a willy :mad:

I'm sure there is someone on here who'd be happy to assist you with that.

lounakin

Maldesu wrote: »

I'm sure there is someone on here who'd be happy to assist you with that.

You mean I could have my own, to carry around in my pocket? That would be great, so useful: pushing lift buttons, stirring coffee, flicking through pages, slapping people in the face (only the ones who deserve it), hitchiking, showing the way to the tourists, checking which way the wind comes from, checking the water temperature (the shrinking effect), shooing pigeons away... the possibilities would be endless.

SunDog

Get this all the time. Shopping centres and hospitals are the worst.

Maldesu

lounakin wrote: »

You mean I could have my own, to carry around in my pocket? That would be great, so useful: pushing lift buttons, stirring coffee, flicking through pages, slapping people in the face (only the ones who deserve it), hitchiking, showing the way to the tourists, checking which way the wind comes from, checking the water temperature (the shrinking effect), shooing pigeons away... the possibilities would be endless.

Yes you can! However, you might want to do something for the eventual decomp that would happen unless you get it frozen. Won't be good for pushing buttons if it starts to melt.

lounakin

Maldesu wrote: »

Yes you can! However, you might want to do something for the eventual decomp that would happen unless you get it frozen. Won't be good for pushing buttons if it starts to melt.

Obviously I'm only interested in a stand-alone model, not the torn kind.

Electric shocks in lifts?

That's wrong on so many levels.

ITS_A_BADGER

lounakin wrote: »

Am I the only one who gets a shock when pushing lift buttons? I get one every damn time! And then I'm all charged up and I shock everybody I come in contact with for an hour!

worst superhero ever

Tonto86

lounakin wrote: »

I don't have a willy :mad:

Pics or GTFO

lounakin

ITS_A_BADGER wrote: »

worst superhero ever

I'll have you know that when I was repetedly shocking the girl at the till, she was laughing, I probably made her day 9.13% better, that's an ok superhero un MY book.

lounakin

Tonto86 wrote: »

Pics or GTFO

I will paint you a picture with words: legs, arms, torso, hair, eyes (i'm sure I'm forgetting something but you got the idea)

Holyjebus

aujopimur wrote: »

I press the button with my willy, the shock is awsome.

I lolled

on a serious note, this happens to me all the time too. I can't wear ugg boots or I'll spend the day being shocked by shopping trolleys, door handles, car handles etc..etc.. anything metal. Then I shock every poor person I come into contact with. Frightens the heart out of me each and every time

Holyjebus

Holyjebus wrote: »

I lolled

on a serious note, this happens to me all the time too. I can't wear ugg boots or I'll spend the day being shocked by shopping trolleys, door handles, car handles etc..etc.. anything metal. Then I shock every poor person I come into contact with. Frightens the heart out of me each and every time

Well not everyone is as lucky as you with your fancy boots. Gawd.

kfallon

For last 2 months or so my football jerseys seem to be full of static electricity, no idea why it's happened all of a sudden but it's getting a little annoying. Causing shocks off all sorts in the gaff!

Btw the shock with the lift buttons, press them with you knuckle instead of the tip of your finger

Holyjebus

Deleted User wrote: »

Well not everyone is as lucky as you with your fancy boots. Gawd.

They're probably fakes considering the constant shocks!!

Pottler

Stop wearing man-made fiber clothes. ie polyester, nylon, rayon, etc. You're turning into a walking van de graff generator, basically.