PMs!

xoxyx

I've not been that active on Boards in the last while (my loss!), but I wanted to send a PM this evening and my inbox / outbox was over the limit for messages. So, I had to delete a rake of messages before sending a new one (in fairness - I've been here for five years and am a lazy deleter!).

I went through my sent items and, by Jaysus, I've been talking some shite in my time!

My first PM was normal enough - a reply to a message from a mod in R&R because I'd messed up my post (went against the rant - my fault). After that, it goes into randomness with weird and wonderful messages from the various people I interacted with.

It was quite strange seeing messages from myself back in 2008 - worryingly enough, I don't think I've changed a bit..

What about ye? :pac:

1ZRed

My oldest is from 2 months ago and I've changed so much since then.

It's like a night and day comparison!

Jester252

The only PMs I have is to ask someone from college about work

Ihatecuddles-old

Mine are full of the same 3/4 posters. I'm always randomly sending pms, and 1 message from a mod telling me I've received an infraction!

Praetorian Saighdiuir

No one PM's me because no one loves me

Sky King

*Joke about PMS*

kaimera

the usual asl to what I think are chics from ah...

lkionm

Probably should let the messages bleed out for a while.

Ted_YNWA

Stealth Recce wrote: »

No one PM's me because no one loves me

Acceptance of the issue in hand is key to being able to move forward.

smash

Currently have 1 pm from a vodafone rep about my phone plan

keith16

smash wrote: »

Currently have 1 pm from a vodafone rep about my phone plan

What is your phone plan? Maybe make some calls, or send a text?

somefeen

I have a PM.
It says, welcome to boards.ie.........
No one likes me

ITS_A_BADGER

2 old infractions a discussion about whether or not i am infact a badger and another random pm, been a while tho

herisson

Mine are just random flirty ones or just conversations from the same users. Had a few saying i got an infraction or i was banned from forums and that one saying i had been temporarily site banned for 3 months ages ago.

El Guapo!

I got a weird pm from a poster a while ago. The poster was new and only hand a few posts and has since left Boards I think.
But she sent me a pm giving out shíte to me for making fun of people with dyslexia. The pm was riddled with crazy spelling mistakes and was like something from a comedy.

The weirdest thing was I never posted anything about dyslexia!!

somefeen

El Guapo! wrote: »

I got a weird pm from a poster a while ago. The poster was new and only hand a few posts and has since left Boards I think.
But she sent me a pm giving out shíte to me for making fun of people with dyslexia. The pm was riddled with crazy spelling mistakes and was like something from a comedy.

The weirdest thing was I never posted anything about dyslexia!!

Maybe she meant to PM Le Guapo?

mfceiling

All mine are work related. Good few posters are building new homes and my username leads to me getting requests for pricing.

smash

smash wrote: »

Currently have 1 pm from a vodafone rep about my phone plan

Yeah that's your inbox... reached the limit on the outbox though?

xoxyx

ITS_A_BADGER wrote: »

2 old infractions a discussion about whether or not i am infact a badger and another random pm, been a while tho

Are you a badger though?

1ZRed

El Guapo! wrote: »

I got a weird pm from a poster a while ago. The poster was new and only hand a few posts and has since left Boards I think.
But she sent me a pm giving out shíte to me for making fun of people with dyslexia. The pm was riddled with crazy spelling mistakes and was like something from a comedy.

The weirdest thing was I never posted anything about dyslexia!!

You think that's weird? I posted out a really bad prolonged pain in my testicle looking for advice (long story short I got groped really roughly while out drunk and it was a short term injury, nothing serious) a while after that some guy PM'd me using that as a way to hook up with me saying he was curious and wanting to try out the lads. He also said he was surprised no one had offered to kiss it better, hint hint.

That was feckin weird! I thought I might have had something serious like testicular cancer! Who knew that was now a come on for some people?

herisson

1ZRed wrote: »

You think that's weird? I posted out a really bad prolonged pain in my testicle looking for advice (long story short I got groped really roughly while out drunk and it was a short term injury, nothing serious) a while after that some guy PM'd me using that as a way to hook up with me saying he was curious and wanting to try out the lads. He also said he was surprised no one had offered to kiss it better, hint hint.

That was feckin weird!

One guy asked me if i wanted to get spanked with a hairbrush, bristle side down. Sometimes my Pms are weird but that took the biscuit :pac:

ITS_A_BADGER

xoxyx wrote: »

Are you a badger though?

we never found out

LizT

All my PMs are boring

Fromthetrees

Stealth Recce wrote: »

No one PM's me because no one loves me

PM sent.

Ilyana 2.0

My inbox is like an agony aunt's inbox, I must give off a caring vibe or something. And I've got an R&R access PM. And another PM from someone I don't know, which I got like a month ago and I totally forgot about. Ooops.

herisson

LizT wrote: »

All my PMs are boring

Last time i send you a pm

Pottler

Most of my PMs are "Hi, gis a job???". Gets a bit dull tbh. I feel used. And durty. Unlike my PMs.:(

xoxyx

ITS_A_BADGER wrote: »

we never found out

Fromthetrees

smash wrote: »

Currently have 1 pm from a vodafone rep about my phone plan

That sexy random American girl wrote your name on paper and posted a picture of it with xxx, that's as good as it gets on an anonymous internet forum.

LizT

Pixie-Fairy wrote: »

Last time i send you a pm

Hey pixie, didn't see you there... eh... LOOK OVER THERE!

*runs*

IM0

Pro tip: keep quoting the last PM if in conversation, that way if you both do it, you can just delete all but the last one if they are about a similar theme

smash

LizT wrote: »

All my PMs are boring

Fine... I'll never pm you again!!!

El Guapo!

Pottler wrote: »

Most of my PMs are "Hi, gis a job???". Gets a bit dull tbh. I feel used. And durty. Unlike my PMs.:(

Really?? What do you work at?


Any jobs goin?! :pac:

Where To

I'm a big pervert in my PMs, isn't that right keith16?

LizT

smash wrote: »

Currently have 1 pm from a vodafone rep about my phone plan

smash wrote: »

Fine... I'll never pm you again!!!

Grand, enjoy your empty inbox

herisson

Where To wrote: »

I'm a big pervert in my PMs, isn't that right keith16?

Prove it :P :pac:

mackg

I got a weird pm from a poster a while ago. The poster was new and only hand a few posts and has since left Boards I think.
But she sent me a pm giving out shíte to me for making fun of people with dyslexia. The pm was riddled with crazy spelling mistakes and was like something from a comedy.

The weirdest thing was I never posted anything about dyslexia!!

somefeen wrote: »

Maybe she meant to PM Le Guapo?

Or she just read it wrong?

smash

LizT wrote: »

Grand, enjoy your empty inbox

Someone was feeling sorry for me and sent one so its not empty now!

In your face!

Where To

Pixie-Fairy wrote: »

Prove it :P :pac:

Prove I'm a pervert? OK.



There, I just did.

Cienciano

If I get one I think "wooo, a pm! " and 3 seconds later I'm thinking "what forum am I banned from "

LizT

smash wrote: »

Someone was feeling sorry for me and sent one so its not empty now!

In your face!

Yeah, I got a pity PM too....


Not

Kidchameleon

Ive gotten PM's from Devore, beat that bitches

Praetorian Saighdiuir

LizT wrote: »

Yeah, I got a pity PM too....


Not

Me too, I got like 6.

So I now have 2004 PM's

More than LizT anyway

Pottler

Kidchameleon wrote: »

Ive gotten PM's from Devore, beat that bitches

He always looks for money off the soft touches.

im invisible

90% infractions; 10% bans

Itwasntme.

Pottler wrote: »

Most of my PMs are "Hi, gis a job???". Gets a bit dull tbh. I feel used. And durty. Unlike my PMs.:(

Extra duuuuuuurty PM sent. It has boobs and things. No mention of a job. Feel better Pottler.

Where To

im invisible wrote: »

90% infractions; 10% bans

How do they find you?

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Itwasntme. wrote: »

Extra duuuuuuurty PM sent. It has boobs and things. No mention of a job. Feel better Pottler.

I am also sad........PM bewbs now plz tnx

LizT

Stealth Recce wrote: »

Me too, I got like 6.

So I now have 2004 PM's

More than LizT anyway

No one is picking up the hints I'm dropping

Itwasntme.

Stealth Recce wrote: »

I am also sad........PM bewbs now plz tnx

I'm feeling generous so if you can prove that you are indeed sad, I'll go one further and just call over to your house topless.

I have 20k
I'll have to start deleting some