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A Valentines poem

Devastator · 2013-02-14 21:31:28

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise... ...Oscar Pistorius.

14-02-2013 9:31pm

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Devastator

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Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to surprise...
...Oscar Pistorius.

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#2 15-02-2013 12:28am

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Roses are red
Violets are red
Everything's red
I thought she was a burglar.

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#3 15-02-2013 12:29am

Lingua Franca

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Roses are reddish
Violets are blue-ish
If it wasn't for Jesus
We'd all be Jewish.

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#4 15-02-2013 7:01am

Spud17

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Roses are red
One leg or two
Try to surprise me
I'll ****ing shoot you.

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#5 15-02-2013 7:09am

lisaj

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Roses are red
Apples are fruity
Watch the lasagne
It might be Black Beauty

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#6 15-02-2013 10:04pm

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Get in the ****ing van!

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#7 21-02-2013 1:45am

feargale

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Lingua Franca wrote: »

Roses are reddishViolets are blue-ish
If it wasn't for Jesus We'd all be Jewish.

Blue are the violets,
Red are the roses.
We'd be pagan sex-maniacs
And thieves but for Moses.

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#8 21-02-2013 1:48am

feargale

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Red roses, blue violets
Are just floral funkies.
But for Adam and Eve
We'd all be just monkeys.

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#9 22-02-2013 10:41am

JohnnyBananas

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Roses are stupid,
Violets are silly,
Grease up your flaps,
Coz here comes my willy.

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