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What forfeit /price to kiss for 10 seconds with your ultimate fantasy Valentine??

  • 14-02-2013 8:43pm
    #1
    sxt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,759 ✭✭✭


    I'd let a school of piranhas nibble at my heels for 10 seconds , just to be able to nibble at Kate Mara's lower lip for 10 seconds


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  • #2
    Uriel.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,062 ✭✭✭Uriel.


    I'd allow a stoned monkey to shave me with a straight razor for sometime with Mila Kunis


  • #3
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    I would also allow a school of voracious Pirahnas nibble at your heels for a 10 seconds lash at the small but perfectly formed Ms K. Minogue. Roide that she is.


  • #4
    ITS_A_BADGER
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,232 ✭✭✭ITS_A_BADGER


    Id let me da apply makeup on my wedding day on a space hopper in the dark..


  • #5
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    I would chew the pubes off Mary Harney just to hold hands with this girl I know. Don't even ask what i would do to ride her! :)


  • #6
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    the joys of being married. i have 'it' on tap


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  • #7
    foxinsox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    I would also allow a school of voracious piranhas nibble at your heels for a 10 seconds lash with Matt Dillon :o


  • #8
    NegativeCreep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    I'd shave my face with a cut-throat razor and then go swimming with sharks in an old telephone booth.... wearing a seal costume.


  • #9
    Reganio 2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,732 ✭✭✭Reganio 2


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    the joys of being married. i have 'it' on tap

    tumblr_lumssw5oGb1qbnggp.jpg


  • #10
    Culleeo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 268 ✭✭Culleeo


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    the joys of being married. i have 'it' on tap

    No you don't :p


  • #11
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    If I'm too mean to pay for sex then I'm definitely too mean to pay for a poxy kiss.


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  • #12
    Tigger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,705 ✭✭✭✭Tigger


    Culleeo wrote: »
    No you don't :p

    I do and we're together 15 years
    Don't think married people aren't in love
    Find your love and you will never need to chew Mary harneys pubes


  • #13
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Tigger wrote: »
    I do and we're together 15 years
    Don't think married people aren't in love
    Find your love and you will never need to chew Mary harneys pubes

    likewise. me and my wife didnt get each other anything for today because we dont see the point. its the little things you do for each other that matter


  • #14
    Fromthetrees
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,846 ✭✭✭Fromthetrees


    I'd toss off a an Alsatian to climax if I could score with anyone of my friends mothers.

    Lets call a spade a spade here, I'm not a particularly nice person.


  • #15
    Tom_Cruise
    Closed Accounts Posts: 734 ✭✭✭Tom_Cruise


    I would take the blame for shooting Oscar Pistorius's girlfriend and serve a life sentance in South Africas worse jail where i would be raped daily by 5 large black men with HIV and Herpes virus just to listen to Meg Ryan cough through a walkie talkie.


  • #16
    Cungi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 487 ✭✭Cungi


    Tom_Cruise wrote: »
    I would take the blame for shooting Oscar Pistorius's girlfriend and serve a life sentance in South Africas worse jail where i would be raped daily by 5 large black men with HIV and Herpes virus just to listen to Meg Ryan cough through a walkie talkie.

    Tom, methinks you'd do it just for the crack :pac:


  • #17
    Chemical Burn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 545 ✭✭✭Chemical Burn


    I already have my ultimate valentine :) my perfect gorgeous beautiful amazing pretty girlfriend. love you S******. xxxxxxxxxxx♥


  • #18
    Culleeo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 268 ✭✭Culleeo


    Tigger wrote: »
    I do and we're together 15 years
    Don't think married people aren't in love
    Find your love and you will never need to chew Mary harneys pubes

    You have 'it' on tap? This statement insinuates that you click your fingers and the wife comes running to fill your needs, bigger fool her.

    I never said anything about married people not being in love :confused:I also never mentioned anything about chewing Mary Harneys pubes :confused:


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