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  • 09-02-2013 12:53am
    #1
    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭


    What if you ran up the street sticking your finger in peoples ears?
    Would the Guards arrest you for rape.


Comments

  • #2
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    I don't think you know what rape is...


  • #3
    buyer95
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,345 ✭✭✭buyer95


    A new low...


  • #4
    Bad Santa
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 381 ✭✭Bad Santa


    Only if you were from Kerry and when you say Ears - that's just you pronouncing Arse.


  • #5
    LiamMc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 906 ✭✭✭LiamMc


    buyer95 wrote: »
    A new low...

    'Ear, 'Ear


  • #6
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    no, but they might if you did it with your wet willy


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  • #7
    Nick Riviera
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23 ✭Nick Riviera


    Ahh ear leave ih ouu


  • #8
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    senorwipesalot wrote: »
    What if you ran up the street sticking your finger in peoples ears?
    Would the Guards arrest you for rape.

    Please post back after you have your first sexual experience, we would all like to know how it goes.


  • #9
    Lionel Messy
    Site Banned Posts: 612 ✭✭✭Lionel Messy


    Oral


  • #10
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    Noo, sure everyone knows sticking your finger in your ears is just a muff replacement.


  • #11
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    Can't hear you?

    21/25



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  • #12
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    uch wrote: »
    Can't hear you?
    Hah, that's because I'm finger-raping your ears as we speak. Poke Poke.


  • #13
    gurramok
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭gurramok


    Have a ear wax fetish have we?! You'd get alot of ear wax on your finger!


  • #14
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    gurramok wrote: »
    Have a ear wax fetish have we?! You'd get alot of ear wax on your finger!
    It's not ear wax, it's lube, ooeerr Vicar. I've no idea what this thread is about, tbh, but its Senor, and he's usually pretty righteous, so I'm cutting him A LOT of slack.


  • #15
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    Lionel Messy wrote: »
    Oral
    no, thats different...


  • #16
    gurramok
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭gurramok


    Pottler wrote: »
    It's not ear wax,

    You sure?

    Ear wax comes as a soft liquidity wax or either a hard wax in lumps. The op can either drink it or chew it, he never gave his preference.:confused:


  • #17
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    Pottler wrote: »
    Hah, that's because I'm finger-raping your ears as we speak. Poke Poke.


    Help Help Pottler eaRaped me

    21/25



  • #18
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    uch wrote: »
    Help Help Pottler eaRaped me
    Hah, DNA or GTFO


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