Funny Ads and Trolls on Adverts.ie

chops018

The amount of people that make offers on adverts.ie that aren't serious is hilarious. You always see them bargaining down and then saying I'll PM you, you see nothing for a day or two then "Still for sale" appears.

Also, I came across this today on the free stuff section: http://www.adverts.ie/for-sale/crazy-random-stuff/32/q_free+handjobs/sortby_best_match-desc/?withdrawn=2633057

Potentially NSFW.

So have any of ye ever come across funny offers/convo's on ads or seen any funny ads?

Edit: the ad was withdrawn. It was offering free things you do with Pam and her 5 sisters.

Pasta Batman

Rang someone for E.P. tickets last august. One of the poor girls friends had put a fake ad with her number up. She received 300 calls in 2 hours.

biko

lol

The ad free handjobs has been withdrawn. Here are some similar ads in the same category

cml387

Too late again. Dammit

PC CDROM

Someone just get dumped?

http://www.adverts.ie/crazy-random-stuff/valentin-hamper-for-women/2632957

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If someone has actually bought one of these then whatever faith I have left in humanity is lost.

http://www.adverts.ie/crazy-random-stuff/a-fake-rock-for-hiding-a-key/2633319

ShadowHearth

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If someone has actually bought one of these then whatever faith I have left in humanity is lost.

http://www.adverts.ie/crazy-random-stuff/a-fake-rock-for-hiding-a-key/2633319

I have my car keys in such rock. I keep that fake rock under my pillow then. Hehe, losers won't have a clue where to look!

IM0

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If someone has actually bought one of these then whatever faith I have left in humanity is lost.

http://www.adverts.ie/crazy-random-stuff/a-fake-rock-for-hiding-a-key/2633319

are you mad thats one of the cleverest things Ive ever seen

BillyMitchel

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If someone has actually bought one of these then whatever faith I have left in humanity is lost.

http://www.adverts.ie/crazy-random-stuff/a-fake-rock-for-hiding-a-key/2633319

Genius idea!

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ShadowHearth wrote: »

I have my car keys in such rock. I keep that fake rock under my pillow then. Hehe, losers won't have a clue where to look!

IM0 wrote: »

are you mad thats one of the cleverest things Ive ever seen

*searches adverts for 'sarcasm detector'*

Lads, it's a fake fcuking rock. If you live somewhere where there a stones outside you don't need a fake one. If you live somewhere where there are no rocks e.g a fifth story apartment, then a single solitary rock on your doorstep is going to look mighty fcuking suspicious.

chops018

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*searches adverts for 'sarcasm detector'*

Lads, it's a fake fcuking rock. If you live somewhere where there a stones outside you don't need a fake one. If you live somewhere where there are no rocks e.g a fifth story apartment, then a single solitary rock on your doorstep is going to look mighty fcuking suspicious.

Quit raggin on the rock man.

nervous_twitch

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Lads, it's a fake fcuking rock. If you live somewhere where there a stones outside you don't need a fake one.

The key goes into the rock.

IM0

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*searches adverts for 'sarcasm detector'*

Lads, it's a fake fcuking rock. If you live somewhere where there a stones outside you don't need a fake one. If you live somewhere where there are no rocks e.g a fifth story apartment, then a single solitary rock on your doorstep is going to look mighty fcuking suspicious.

leave my pet rock alone. bully :mad:

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chops018 wrote: »

Quit raggin on the rock man.

Those words seem as hollow as one of the rock man's fake rocks.:pac:

Pompey Magnus

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*searches adverts for 'sarcasm detector'*

Have you looked in the fake tin of beans?

chops018

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Those words seem as hollow as one of the rock man's fake rocks.:pac:

I'm about as serious as that lemon shaped rock over there. Wait a minute, there's a lemon behind that rock.

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nervous_twitch wrote: »

The key goes into the rock.

Okaay. Where I come from keys go into a lock, but hey, whatever floats your boats.

IM0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3ZCZjhjguA

nervous_twitch

In Rock we trust.

hfallada

Gumtree is far better for putting up people you dislike for Craic. Like a former friend put me up for 2006 golf for €2,500 as I was emigrating to new zealand within a week. I got so many calls and text my phone died.

But the best had to be free potted plants. This guy I know got 20 calls off random old people

BillyMitchel

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*searches adverts for 'sarcasm detector'*

Lads, it's a fake fcuking rock. If you live somewhere where there a stones outside you don't need a fake one. If you live somewhere where there are no rocks e.g a fifth story apartment, then a single solitary rock on your doorstep is going to look mighty fcuking suspicious.

NO NO NO!! Does a real rock have a little compartment? If you just put it under a rock and someone was going to break in chances are they'd kick the rocks around to see if there were any keys around, its a great idea!!

IM0

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Edit: the ad was withdrawn. It was offering free things you do with Pam and her 5 sisters.

damn I knew those girls were doing it wrong when they were giving me blowjobs all them years

Turtyturd

In other news the amount of p!ss taking responses on adverts has just spiked.

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BillyMitchel wrote: »

NO NO NO!! Does a real rock have a little compartment? If you just put it under a rock and someone was going to break in chances are they'd kick the rocks around to see if there were any keys around, its a great idea!!

Now I'm far from the world's greatest burglar, but if I was kicking rocks and one was significantly lighter than the rest with something rattling inside it would probably spark my interest.

SV

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Now I'm far from the world's greatest burglar, but if I was kicking rocks and one was significantly lighter than the rest with something rattling inside it would probably spark my interest.

Look, I'm not sure what you're getting at here..but are you suggesting we DON'T leave keys outside?

spankysue

Anyone else love nosing around on Adverts to find people with really bad feedback and their crazy responses and such?

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SV wrote: »

Look, I'm not sure what you're getting at here..but are you suggesting we DON'T leave keys outside?

I'm suggesting that fake rocks are ridiculous.

chops018

Imagine the irony if you were a burglar and you picked up the said rock to smash the window to break in and after you did it you saw the little compartment with the key in it.

SV

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I'm suggesting that fake rocks are ridiculous.

Some of them can be disguised as air fresheners, they're the really smart ones.

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chops018 wrote: »

Imagine the irony if you were a burglar and you picked up the said rock to smash the window to break in and after you did it you saw the little compartment with the key in it.

But the fake rock would just bounce off the window and the burglar could investigate it, discover they keys, and open the door with minimum fuss.

chops018

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But the fake rock would just bounce off the window and the burglar could investigate it, discover they keys, and open the door with minimum fuss.

Valid point.

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SV wrote: »

Some of them can be disguised as air fresheners, they're the really smart ones.

What type of person has an air freshener on their doorstep?

El Guapo!

SV wrote: »

Some of them can be disguised as air fresheners, they're the really smart ones.

Rocks disguised as air fresheners?!
Genius

BillyMitchel

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Now I'm far from the world's greatest burglar, but if I was kicking rocks and one was significantly lighter than the rest with something rattling inside it would probably spark my interest.

Obviously, if you were kicking rocks you might be heard and the 5-0 will be on your ass pretty quick!!