Dreams, list your strange ones

lukesmom

I have always had pretty strange dreams. I thought it might be good to list them here for the crack.

Last night I dreamt I was going from hotel room to hotel room looking for somewhere to sleep. Every room I went to was occupied. I was aware that the management of the hotel were chasing me and I was desperately trying to get away from them. A gay guy in reception stood behind me and my husband was just walking in the door. This is weird but the gay lad had a hard on and I could feel it behind me. I said 'he's got a hard on for fuc*s sake!. My husband came over to him to hit him and I looked at your man and said 'it's alright, he's gay' - weird!

Laika1986

I had a dream two friends and I were caught sneaking into the Australian/South American border because one of them was eating Walkers Sensations too loud

D1stant

Was I dreaming or was there an identical thread yesterday?

SEPT 23 1989

I Have a Dream

happyoutscan

I grew up in the states and every year the street would be cordoned off to traffic and everyone would set up picnic tables, put up bunting etc and have a street party.

Every year without fail I would dream that I was out on the street and suddenly this gorilla would come tearing down the street making a beeline for me. People would be screaming left right and center and running to get away but it didn't matter, the beast wanted me. So I'd panic, turn around and sprint for the front door of our house, crying and screaming in a panic.

As I was getting closer to the front door the gorilla would be getting closer to me, to the point that there was only inches between us. I'd just make it in time to get in the door and slam it, then I'd lean up against the door breathing heavily and crying, thankful I wasn't caught.

About 5 seconds would pass, the doorbell would ring, and me being the brainbox I am would open the door and the gorilla would lunge for me. I'd wake up sh*tting bricks.

Had this dream every year for about 15 years or so. Still can't figure out why I opened the door though.

*On a side note, about 4 years ago I was 'attacked' (kind of) by a one armed monkey in Malaysia. The dirty thing.

Seedy Arling

I had a dream i had to chaperone Derek Davis to the Late Late Show because he was just after being released from prison for hate crimes. When i met him he turned into a big fat golden ladrador and ran off down the road.

Rasheed

I had a dream last week that I was possessed.

Fecking Keith Barry and his scary show.

cantdecide

I'm off cigs 9 years and a couple of years I dream I'm back on them because I kept giving in to the sneaky one. I wake up in a cold sweat relieved it was just a dream

9 years I'm off them, like!!

In 2010, I had my first and only nightmare ever.

Crooked Jack

I once dreamt I was banging my ex girlfriend while she was drowning in the lake beside my house.

when i have a nightmare its always some-one breaks into my house kills everyone but i live

freaky

whitewave

D1stant wrote: »

Was I dreaming or was there an identical thread yesterday?

Yep, I started it and got laughed at for having a s**t thread. There goes my confidence in starting AH threads as a newbie ever again....

Back to my quiet lurking corner I go...

anncoates

Listening about other people's dreams is only marginally less boring than their sex or drug tales.

spodoinkle

anncoates wrote: »

Listening about other people's dreams is only marginally less boring than their sex or drug tales.

I better keep quiet then, I only ever dream about sex and drugs.

Czarcasm

D1stant wrote: »

Was I dreaming or was there an identical thread yesterday?

Deja vu.

ITS_A_BADGER

I had a dream about fruit pastilles the sweet, i dreamed about this valley beside a river and there was this scottish ninjas in kilts doing ninja moves and then on the opposite side there was new zealand maoris doing the haka and when they finished Fruit pastilles appeared in the sky. It was weird!

ITS_A_BADGER

Czarcasm wrote: »

Deja vu.

Shhhh hes in the second level of inception dont alert him, we need him to stay asleep and rescue saito

lukesmom

Seedy Arling wrote: »

I had a dream i had to chaperone Derek Davis to the Late Late Show because he was just after being released from prison for hate crimes. When i met him he turned into a big fat golden ladrador and ran off down the road.

Ah this made me laugh out loud, hilarious

lukesmom

whitewave wrote: »

Yep, I started it and got laughed at for having a s**t thread. There goes my confidence in starting AH threads as a newbie ever again....

Back to my quiet lurking corner I go...

EEK sorry I missed that

L.Jenkins

Had a strange dream that an Ex of mine turned into a demon then killed my Fiancee and best friend. Woke up in tears :P

lukesmom

Crooked Jack wrote: »

I once dreamt I was banging my ex girlfriend while she was drowning in the lake beside my house.

That's pretty messed up!

I dreamt a few years ago I was full on kissing my father in the back of a car

ruthloss

:(I often dream I'm waiting for a train to arrive at a station., I put this down to 'himself' snoring in the extreme decibels.

Plumpynutt

Last night I dreamt that Shane Botwin from the TV show Weeds was stuck up a tree on my road, covered in birdsh1t. Completely absurd altogether