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Subway sandwich chain sued over 11-inch "Footlongs"

  • 25-01-2013 10:51am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    NEW YORK (Reuters) - An Australian teenager's picture of a Subway "Footlong" sandwich next to a tape measure has gone viral and inspired three lawsuits in the United States.

    The lawsuits, one filed in the U.S. District Court for the Northern District of Illinois, a second in New Jersey Superior Court, Burlington County, and the third in the Court of Common Pleas in Philadelphia, each claims restaurant franchise sells sandwiches that are an inch short of a foot.

    Given the millions of subs sold each year in the United States, damages could be more than $5 million, said Thomas Zimmerman, an attorney for the plaintiffs in the Chicago case.

    "This is no different than buying a dozen eggs and getting 11," Zimmerman said. "You're buying a dozen inches and only getting 11."

    The lawsuits, which are seeking class-action status, are also suing for compensatory damages and injunctive relief for deceptive advertising against Subway sandwich shops and Subway's parent company, Doctor's Associates Inc.

    "We have redoubled our efforts to ensure consistency and correct length in every sandwich we serve," Subway spokeswoman Alison Goldberg said in a statement. "Our commitment remains steadfast to ensure that every Subway Footlong sandwich is 12 inches at each location worldwide."

    Subway Australia, responding to the photo posted on Subway's Facebook fanpage, had said that said the Footlong was a registered trademark that was "not intended to be a measurement of length."

    Legal experts said Subway may argue that the average length of the Footlong is 12 inches and that only some fall short.

    I'm going over there to my local Subway with a measuring tape and a baseball bat, it better be a foot long for the spotty feckers sake behind the counter :mad:


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,231 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    I thought that size wasn't everything?:confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    the trouble was that the knives they use are an inch wide.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,088 ✭✭✭OU812


    I'm pretty sure the pre baked roll is 12 Inches long & when it raises it "shortens".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,566 ✭✭✭GrumPy


    Slow news day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,381 ✭✭✭✭Allyall


    Here is the video of the OP story
    http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-talk-subway-footlong-lawsuits-0125-20130124,0,1033607.story

    How the heck does Zimmerman think he deserves $5milion?
    Emotional distress because he thought his d1ck was half a foot long?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,507 ✭✭✭ArtyC


    Tackling the obesity problem in one court and this next door! God bless America


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    Wife tried to sue me once too.

    Six inches me hole she said, you'd need to ride me twice she said.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,754 ✭✭✭oldyouth


    Girth, not length will fill you better


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Have they nothing better to worry about?

    morons


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 15,790 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tabnabs


    Ghandee wrote: »
    Wife tried to sue me once you.

    Six inches me hole she said, you'd need to ride me twice she said.

    Embarrassed for you I am


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,307 ✭✭✭stephendevlin


    Tabnabs wrote: »
    Embarrassed for you I am


    Try reading that without the Yoda voice :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    Tabnabs wrote: »
    Embarrassed for you I am

    Be embarrassed for her not me.

    I've a seven incher, she's got a foot wide! :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    This is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the movie The Neverending Story



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Ghandee wrote: »
    Wife tried to sue me once too.

    Six inches me hole she said, you'd need to ride me twice she said.

    Did you counter sue by saying she had bigger fanny then described?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    What next, sueing mcdonalds because 1/4 pounders aren't 1/4 pound in weight after being cooked?

    ****ing idiocy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 138 ✭✭Endless Nameless


    I was in my local Subway two days ago and there were these two very official looking people with notepads asking a lot of questions to the people behind the counter

    maybe that's what that was about


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    Seaneh wrote: »
    What next, sueing mcdonalds because 1/4 pounders aren't 1/4 pound in weight after being cooked?

    i'm off to an american court for $5 million dollar law suit with that complaint

    thanks! :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,762 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    davet82 wrote: »
    i'm off to an american court for $5 million dollar law suit with that complaint

    thanks! :)

    Pretty sure you could have a fair crack at it here, tbh.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    I was in my local Subway two days ago and there were these two very official looking people with notepads asking a lot of questions to the people behind the counter

    maybe that's what that was about

    most likely about mouse droppings in the kitchen i'd say ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 157 ✭✭Shoutcast Ireland


    You have to love the americans and the way they can sue over any thing.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    You have to love the americans and the way they can sue over any thing.

    You have to love Irish judges who accommodate for them when they come here.

    "My child fell, devastatingly injuring her knee, I didnt give written approval to the school to allow my child to run in the school, ergo 10k please"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    11 inches? Pain in the arse.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    You have to love the americans and the way they can sue over any thing.

    You'll be sued for that comment :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,785 ✭✭✭KungPao


    11 inches? Pain in the arse.

    My girlfriend loves to take my footlong in her subway, with a good bit of sauce.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 157 ✭✭Shoutcast Ireland


    davet82 wrote: »
    You'll be sued for that comment :P
    lol :) its true tho,common stense wouldnt go far over there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,889 ✭✭✭evercloserunion


    I was in my local Subway two days ago and there were these two very official looking people with notepads asking a lot of questions to the people behind the counter

    maybe that's what that was about

    Pretty sure that would have been about the horse meat thing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,733 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    I'm pretty sure they don't toast them for as long now either. But I can't prove that yet so I'm holding off on suing them for the moment


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,314 ✭✭✭BOHtox


    I went to America recently and I got really immersed in their culture.

    I went in to a shop and the guy said, "Have a nice day, sir" and I didn't so I sued him!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,824 ✭✭✭RoyalMarine


    What entitles this guy to sue them?

    Should any money paid by subway not be split by everyone who bought their products?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    The litigation culture is out of control.

    Time to start jailing people for starting dumb fuckiing lawsuits.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,733 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    anncoates wrote: »
    The litigation culture is out of control.

    Time to start jailing people for starting dumb fuckiing lawsuits.

    Are you calling my potential lawsuit dumb?

    Oh you are so sued...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,102 ✭✭✭afatbollix


    God dam it I fancy a Subway for lunch now...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,284 ✭✭✭wyndham


    Footlong Italian BMT, double cheese toasted, some marinara sauce from the meatballs, red onion, green peppers. Mmmmmm, mechanically recovered meat.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    wyndham wrote: »
    Footlong 11" Italian BMT, double cheese toasted, some marinara sauce from the meatballs, red onion, green peppers. Mmmmmm, mechanically recovered meat.

    :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 545 ✭✭✭Chemical Burn


    davet82 wrote: »
    I'm going over there to my local Subway with a measuring tape and a baseball bat, it better be a foot long for the spotty feckers sake behind the counter :mad:

    Well, for a start, it wouldn't be his / her fault :confused: He / She is only staff


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    11 inches? Pain in the arse.

    ouch.. you going by experience :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    Well, for a start, it wouldn't be his / her fault :confused: He / She is only staff

    my rage dosen't care who's fault it is :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 545 ✭✭✭Chemical Burn


    davet82 wrote: »
    my rage dosen't care who's fault it is :mad:

    That extra inch ... will it fill the gap ?? You like 12 inches in the mouth then ??? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,609 ✭✭✭irishgirl19


    better call Saul!


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    In this thread: Bad dick jokes for thanks.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 771 ✭✭✭seanmacc


    This reminds me of the McDonalds lawsuit.

    You ever wonder why all coffee cups now have warnings on them.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liebeck_v._McDonald's_Restaurants

    In America you get rewarded for your ignorance and stupidity. Or in this case because you're being a p***k.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    seanmacc wrote: »
    This reminds me of the McDonalds lawsuit.

    You ever wonder why all coffee cups now have warnings on them.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liebeck_v._McDonald's_Restaurants

    In America you get rewarded for your ignorance and stupidity. Or in this case because you're being a p***k.

    thats why starbucks serves lukewarm coffee so i've been told... i cant explain why it tastes like shíte though ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    Now I want a Subway.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 550 ✭✭✭Gauss


    I see a lot of bad dick jokes in this thread. As we all know humour is often used a band aid to protect against painful insecurities.

    The painful insecurity in this case is your small penises. I know because I suffer from this condition. It is important to emote and let your feelings out, otherwise one day you could end up depressed and suffering in silence. Don't let that happen, I have set up a support thread called "my jelqing journey" for this of us under endowed men to offer support and guidance to each other. Hope it helps.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 241 ✭✭Ava_e


    Aoifey! wrote: »
    Now I want a Subway.

    Me too. Thinking a nice meatball marinara, with extra everything will do for lunch.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    Gauss wrote: »
    I see a lot of bad dick jokes in this thread. As we all know humour is often used a band aid to protect against painful insecurities.

    The painful insecurity in this case is your small penises. I know because I suffer from this condition. It is important to emote and let your feelings out, otherwise one day you could end up depressed and suffering in silence. Don't let that happen, I have set up a support thread called "my jelqing journey" for this of us under endowed men to offer support and guidance to each other. Hope it helps.

    i just thought i'd point out to all the ladies i didn't make any jokes about small willys on this thread* :cool:




    *
    i know its such a mirco penis thing to say :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,660 ✭✭✭COYVB


    What entitles this guy to sue them?

    Should any money paid by subway not be split by everyone who bought their products?

    It's a class action suit


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68 ✭✭FionnOh


    Ghandee wrote: »
    Be embarrassed for her not me.

    I've a seven incher, she's got a foot wide! :eek:

    haha, inevitable this thread would spill over into sexual innuendo two-ing and fro-ing!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,195 ✭✭✭irish son


    11 inches? Pain in the arse.

    I'd be more worried for ya if 11 inches wasn't a pain in the arse.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    Come on, as if an inch makes all the difference :P


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