Re-flatulence

kneemos

If you hold in your farts where do they go,I did it a few times expecting to get them back in a few minutes but no nothing happened,where the hell did they go?

They're absorbed into the bloodstream. It is possible to get high from this if one has consumed a considerable amount of cabbage.

JonEBGud

kneemos wrote: »

If you hold in your farts where do they go,I did it a few times expecting to get them back in a few minutes but no nothing happened,where the hell did they go?

Out your mouth, resulting in bad breath and shyte talk. . .

Pottler

kneemos wrote: »

If you hold in your farts where do they go,I did it a few times expecting to get them back in a few minutes but no nothing happened,where the hell did they go?

Up into the space betwen your brain and your skull, causing pressure on the Hair roots and hair loss.:eek:

You can always tell a re-farter, they are bald. It starts out as a receding hairline, but if you keep doing it, you lose the lot. "They" don't want you knowing this...:cool:

RidleyRider

Out your mouth when you burp.

Hence you know people who always talk ****e hold onto their farts..

seantorious

Up your spinal cord and into your brain. And that's where ****ty ideas come from.

kneemos

seantorious wrote: »

Up your spinal cord and into your brain. And that's where ****ty ideas come from.

Are those brain farts?

ronan45

But the real question is how are they forced DOWN and out your sheriffs badge!
Its Warm air surely the contractions would have to be real tight to get small amounts of air from your small intestine to your Japanese flag! Most of the pewtred air is manufactured in the small intestine. That means it needs to go up down and around that whole coil to make it out. Amazing :cool:

kneemos

ronan45 wrote: »

But the real question is how are they forced DOWN and out your sheriffs badge!
Its Warm air surely the contractions would have to be real tight to get small amounts of air from your small intestine to your Japanese flag! Most of the pewtred air is manufactured in the small intestine. That means it needs to go up down and around that whole coil to make it out. Amazing :cool:

Euphemistically speaking like.

Milk & Honey

kneemos wrote: »

If you hold in your farts where do they go,I did it a few times expecting to get them back in a few minutes but no nothing happened,where the hell did they go?

Has anyone told you that you are full of hot air?

IvyTheTerrible

Spontaneous combustion!

Calibos

They put the float in floaters. Hold in farts only serves to give your ****s added buoyancy.