Laying in bed... what things can I do?

Killer Wench

Is it lying or laying in bed? I think it is laying in bed because I am resting in between the cover and the mattress, but I could be wrong.

Anyway, I had oral surgery last week, and the pain meds have knocked me off my feet for the last several days. I'm tired of resting in bed but I'm too tired to actually do anything. Besides jillying off all of the time (which I didn't do because my dad was here), what could I do to occupy my time? The internet does get boring and I've read all of my books.

FatherLen

Killer Wench wrote: »

which I didn't do because my dad was here

you share a bed?

NegativeCreep

Play bejewelled. I plaayed that cunt of a game for 4 hours last night. It's seriously addictive.

WoollyRedHat

Jillying, well thats a new one.

StormWarrior

have a w@nk

SunnyDub1

watch tv or a film online

juan.kerr

Lying, from lie i.e. lie down?

Killer Wench wrote: »

jillying off

Is this a euphemism for something untoward?

Freddy Smelly

you could milk your own prostate. makes far less noise than ****

brummytom

Killer Wench wrote: »

Is it lying or laying in bed?

Lying.

Killer Wench

I'm female. Do I have a prostate?

pabloh999

Freddy Smelly wrote: »

you could milk your own prostate. makes far less noise than ****

sweet jesus

FatherLen

Freddy Smelly wrote: »

you could milk your own prostate. makes far less noise than ****

juan.kerr

YouTube has videos of cats, I understand.

SEPT 23 1989

Take some more pain pills and put on some happy hardcore futuristic techno rap freestyle dance music

Freddy Smelly

Killer Wench wrote: »

I'm female. Do I have a prostate?

no you'll just have to flick your bean instead

smcelhinney

Killer Wench wrote: »

I'm female. Do I have a prostate?

Well that changes everything. Move over so.

judgefudge

When I got my wisdom teeth out I got the best painkillers. They made everything feel fuzzy and warm and sleepy... I lay around and ate pancakes for a week... Drooling.

Good memories.

Deank

Freddy Smelly wrote: »

you could milk your own prostate. makes far less noise than ****

And you know this from experience??:eek:

Donnielighto

judgefudge wrote: »

When I got my wisdom teeth out I got the best painkillers. They made everything feel fuzzy and warm and sleepy... I lay around and ate pancakes for a week... Drooling.

Good memories.

Good, vague, fuzzy memories.

juan.kerr

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Take some more pain pills and put on some happy hardcore futuristic techno rap freestyle dance music

Or 2 Unlimited.

StormWarrior

Killer Wench wrote: »

I'm female.

Now I'm confused. You're a woman who "jillies off" whilst sharing a bed with your dad?

Killer Wench

judgefudge wrote: »

When I got my wisdom teeth out I got the best painkillers. They made everything feel fuzzy and warm and sleepy... I lay around and ate pancakes for a week... Drooling.

Good memories.

Pancakes have been my favorite food through this experience. I tried smoothies but they had strawberry seeds and they kept getting into the sockets.

Killer Wench

StormWarrior wrote: »

Now I'm confused. You're a woman who "jillies off" whilst sharing a bed with your dad?

Men jack off. Women jilly off. My dad slept in the other room but it seems so disrespectful to do anything sexual when one of your parents is under the same roof. I admit that I am a prude.

WoollyRedHat

Killer Wench wrote: »

Pancakes have been my favorite food through this experience. I tried smoothies but they had strawberry seeds and they kept getting into the sockets.

This another euphenism? Smoothies, Strawbetrry Seeds, sockets.


Sibiliance

ETA: Hey now that you bring up the whole Jack and Jill reference and it makes more sense, I just realized that Jill never comes home.

"Up got Jack, and home did trot
As fast as he could caper
He went to bed and bound his head
With vinegar and brown paper."

I think Jill died... how morbid.

judgefudge

Killer Wench wrote: »

Pancakes have been my favorite food through this experience. I tried smoothies but they had strawberry seeds and they kept getting into the sockets.

Stick with the pancakes. Lovely nutritious fuzzy pancakey goodness

Bad Santa

StormWarrior wrote: »

have a w@nk

In front of Jilly? How rude.

Sadderday

i had my jaw wired shut for weeks on end ; went for walks, sucked sloppy mash through a straw, had the odd shower, watched loads of netflix, started getting stuck into the office US... so had 6 seasons to get through, watched my friends get locked, read all them 50 shades of grey type books for a thrill- what else can ya actually do!!??

SURE YOUR NOT IN WORK!!!!!!!

Killer Wench

Sadderday wrote: »

i had my jaw wired shut for weeks on end ; went for walks, sucked sloppy mash through a straw, had the odd shower, watched loads of netflix, started getting stuck into the office US... so had 6 seasons to get through, watched my friends get locked, read all them 50 shades of grey type books for a thrill- what else can ya actually do!!??

SURE YOUR NOT IN WORK!!!!!!!

You read all of the 50 Shades of Grey books?

*places hand on your shoulder*


I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.

sfwcork

so the second the pops leaves do you flick the bean?

apache

americans say laying.
irish/english say lying.

whos right or whos wrong? just answering the initial question.

sfwcork

so is it just me that thinks that if the OP had said she had anal surgery she would have got more replies?

o1s1n

May I suggest eating, sleeping and maybe building a little fort?

Sadderday

sfwcork wrote: »

so the second the pops leaves do you flick the bean?

flick it... and try lick it,

keeps ya busy for a few mins

kneemos

judgefudge wrote: »

When I got my wisdom teeth out I got the best painkillers. They made everything feel fuzzy and warm and sleepy... I lay around and ate pancakes for a week... Drooling.

Good memories.

what the hell kind of wisdom teeth were they that you needed industrial strenght painkillers for a week

Killer Wench

Sadderday wrote: »

flick it... and try lick it,

This brings me to a question that I have often wondered: if a guy could suck his own penis, would he? And, would that make him bisexual since he is sucking a guy's penis?

WoollyRedHat

Killer Wench wrote: »

This brings me to a question that I have often wondered: if a guy could suck his own penis, would he? And, would that make him bisexual since he is sucking a guy's penis?

Personally no, too much effort.

Killer Wench

kneemos wrote: »

what the hell kind of wisdom teeth were they that you needed industrial strenght painkillers for a week

The two bottom teeth were impacted so the doctor had to cut into the jaw and pull them out. Plus, he did a frenectomy in which he cut into the tissue between my two top teeth, scrapped out the extra tissue, and then stitched it up to bind the jaw closer together. He had originally planned to do a bone graft but that was unnecessary.

Sadderday

Killer Wench wrote: »

This brings me to a question that I have often wondered: if a guy could suck his own penis, would he? And, would that make him bisexual since he is sucking a guy's penis?

I think the trick is that you don't tell anybody... as if you would leave the gaff if you could do it anyway

Throw ur P into a jampot and bring your dog for a walk see what happens

chughes

Killer Wench wrote: »

This brings me to a question that I have often wondered: if a guy could suck his own penis, would he? And, would that make him bisexual since he is sucking a guy's penis?

Personally, no. I'm a transmitter, not a receiver.

DavyD_83

apache wrote: »

americans say laying.
irish/english say lying.

whos right or whos wrong? just answering the initial question.

We're right, Americans are wrong.
When it comes to the English language, this is always fact. Always!

juan.kerr

Killer Wench wrote: »

This brings me to a question that I have often wondered: if a guy could suck his own penis, would he? And, would that make him bisexual since he is sucking a guy's penis?

No idea, but Prince might be able to answer.

Killer Wench

judgefudge wrote: »

Stick with the pancakes. Lovely nutritious fuzzy pancakey goodness

I also learned to drink only one glass of prune juice.

petes

Sadderday wrote: »

I think the trick is that you don't tell anybody... as if you would leave the gaff if you could do it anyway

Throw ur P into a jampot and bring your dog for a walk see what happens

I don't know, what would happen if you are out walking your dog with a jam pot/jar full of piss??

PizzamanIRL

Killer Wench wrote: »

Men jack off. Women jilly off.

Oh yeah, Jack and Jill.

Mind blowing.

apache

Killer Wench wrote: »

This brings me to a question that I have often wondered: if a guy could suck his own penis, would he? And, would that make him bisexual since he is sucking a guy's penis?

i thought you were a guy. are you a gal?
oh yes wench silly me!

apache

DavyD_83 wrote: »

We're right, Americans are wrong.
When it comes to the English language, this is always fact. Always!

hmmm.

smash

Send naked pics to random boardsies and then blame your medication!

PizzamanIRL

Tell us some of your life story and why you moved from USA.

Killer Wench

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Tell us some of your life story and why you moved from USA.

You really want to know?

*tears filling eyes*

GalwayGuy2

Originally Posted by Killer Wench
I'm female. Do I have a prostate?
no you'll just have to flick your bean instead

Are you sure? I thought everybody had a prostate?

Fizman

Killer Wench wrote: »

Is it lying or laying in bed? I think it is laying in bed because I am resting in between the cover and the mattress, but I could be wrong.

Anyway, I had oral surgery last week, and the pain meds have knocked me off my feet for the last several days. I'm tired of resting in bed but I'm too tired to actually do anything. Besides jillying off all of the time (which I didn't do because my dad was here), what could I do to occupy my time? The internet does get boring and I've read all of my books.

Have a danger jilly.

While your dad is watching tv and when you are in your room, drop your pants. Give him a big shout and say you need him to look at, I dunno, the radiator. Think of this as the green light.

You now start flickin, the aim being that you climax and pull your pants back up before he gets to your room. If you manage this, you win. If you don't and he enters the room, I guess you could say you lose.