Drives you completely insane

OneOfThem Stumbled

For me?

Missing a DART because of the flow of people getting off it coming through the station turnstiles.

Tearing after a bus that pulls off, regardless.

Self-service checkout locking itself because I'm attempting to buy stuff and demanding me to "please wait for assistance".

Mr Benevolent

So you're insane most of the time? These are just minor inconveniences for most people.

Hande hoche!

The mercury I use when making hats.

Vain

When you just sit down infront of the tv with some thing nice to eat but every channel is on a break and you have to wait till the ads are over to eat!

gimmick

Confab wrote: »

So you're insane most of the time? These are just minor inconveniences for most people.

Smart arse responses like this drive me insane.

keith16

OneOfThem Stumbled wrote: »

For me?

Not able to get on a DART because of the flow of people getting off it and coming through the turnstile things.

Tearing after a bus that pulls off, regardless.

Self-service checkout throwing a hissy fit because I'm buying stuff and demanding me to "please wait for assistance".

You're supposed to let the people off first. It's people like you that drive everyone else insane.

The King of Moo

Prolonged physical and mental torture.

Latchy

''It's enough to drive you ,crazy if you let it , working nine to five ".

dr.bollocko

Other drivers.

All of them.

Dazzler0911

People that take a bleedin age at the ATM. Just get your money and go. What's taking so long?!?

AnonoBoy

My deteriorating mental condition caused by the parasites that are slowly eating my brain.

Where To

People who let things annoy them.

SteelyDanJalapeno

I work with drives and I've never completed insaned one.

The King of Moo

TiltedBrain wrote: »

I work with drives and I've never completed insaned one.

I think your brain's tilted too far.

marcsignal

Getting stuck behind someone who's driving too fast for 2nd gear, and too slow for 3rd. :mad:

How tf do they manage to do that ?? Their car must be completely shagged !!

kneemos

Vain wrote: »

When you just sit down infront of the tv with some thing nice to eat but every channel is on a break and you have to wait till the ads are over to eat!

Can you not eat during the ads?

Fanny Biscuit

When in a lift and the doors open and you have people trying to get in before you can even get out.

podgemonster

When people say goodbye or goodnight to me and i bid them farewell, But then they come back through the door 2mins later after forgetting something or whatever and we repeat the farewell again, i dont know why but it just really irrates me.

I have already said goodbye to you, now i must repeat the act again!

OneOfThem Stumbled

keith16 wrote: »

You're supposed to let the people off first. It's people like you that drive everyone else insane.

Yup, it's more polite for the person attempting to board a train to miss the train and have to wait 10-15 minutes than for the person departing to stand aside and wait 2-5 seconds for someone to get past. Makes heaps of sense man! :pac:

Or perhaps you are the sort of person who delights in other people missing their bus/train/plane, etc?

PrincessPreach

Vain wrote: »

When you just sit down infront of the tv with some thing nice to eat but every channel is on a break and you have to wait till the ads are over to eat!

I'm with ya on this one!!

I love when I make nice food and I sit down and Come Dine with Me is on. It's the same way you can't watch Charlie and the Chocolate factory without a supply of chocolate beside you. Also, I can't watch the movie Sideways without drinking wine....although that goes for most movies if I'm honest:(

1ZRed

Eating noises and being stuck in front of some prick that won't shut his mouth when he's eating and sounds with a rock tumbler while doing it :mad:


Also, those bastards that duck out on the round right when it finally comes around to them. Dickheads.

Joey the lips

Spoons hitting the floor. Does my nut in

Ciaran_B

Dazzler0911 wrote: »

People that take a bleedin age at the ATM. Just get your money and go. What's taking so long?!?

It’s outrageous
The geezers taking ages
I’m blowing gauges
How long does it take to validate your wages?

i71jskz5xu42pb

A little steering wheel in my trousers.

It's driving me nuts ......

pebbles21

When on the phone looking at boards.ie..go to click on the next page and a bleeding advert for UPC keeps popping up ..

NapoleonInRags

People who wait until they are actually at the toll booth before they start scrambling for change...

rgmmg

"Gents" in work who pi$$ all over the toilet seat and don't bother wiping it off!!

iDave

People who walk slowly and then as you try to pass them drift to the side your passing on and block you again.
The sound of knives and forks clattering together.

Lil' Smiler

rgmmg wrote: »

"Gents" in work who pi$$ all over the toilet seat and don't bother wiping it off!!

There is a woman doing that in our bathroom in work - it is certainly driving me insane..... a woman!!! it's not just a little tinkle either!

iDave

Naggers

Gambas

People and animals.

Potential-Monke

• People who think indicators are accessories.
• People who can't use roundabouts.
• Taxi and bus drivers who think they have the right of way all the feckin time and pull out onto the road blocking you so you have to leave them out.
• People eating with their mouths open
• Everything my boss does
• Laggy connection on COD
• Having no money
• This bloody chest infection
• Coughing all night so you can't sleep, but not once during the day

Could go on...

castletownman

Someone scratching or "following the grain" on the top string of a guitar. Jaysus it makes my brain bleed

Lapin

Gospel Music and schmaltzy feely touchy speeches.



Yep, I have Obama's inauguration on in the bacground.

Americans really love this glitzy crap. It makes me want to be sick.

The King of Moo

I really hate threads about minor nuisances.

Lapin

podgemonster wrote: »

When people say goodbye or goodnight to me and i bid them farewell, But then they come back through the door 2mins later after forgetting something or whatever and we repeat the farewell again, i dont know why but it just really irrates me.

I have already said goodbye to you, now i must repeat the act again!

Goodbye !

Lapin

podgemonster wrote: »

When people say goodbye or goodnight to me and i bid them farewell, But then they come back through the door 2mins later after forgetting something or whatever and we repeat the farewell again, i dont know why but it just really irrates me.

I have already said goodbye to you, now i must repeat the act again!

Sorry, I forgot my smartassometerthingy.


Goodnight, and goodbye again !

1ZRed

rgmmg wrote: »

"Gents" in work who pi$$ all over the toilet seat and don't bother wiping it off!!

Well if ye're not complaing about the toilet seat being up ye're complaining about piss all over it.

What do ye want? :P

seamus

People who stand talking at entrances/exits to things - shops, escalators, lifts, etc - and then get pissed off at other people pushing past them.

When you've carefully chosen the empty toilet cubicle at the end of the row and that guy comes in and decides to take the one next to you, even though all of the other ones are free. I hate that guy.

1ZRed

Potential-Monke wrote: »

• People who think indicators are accessories.
• People who can't use roundabouts.
• Taxi and bus drivers who think they have the right of way all the feckin time and pull out onto the road blocking you so you have to leave them out.
• People eating with their mouths open
• Everything my boss does
• Laggy connection on COD
• Having no money
• This bloody chest infection
• Coughing all night so you can't sleep, but not once during the day

Could go on...

There's your problem there, bud. That game's pure shoite

Mint Sauce

Dazzler0911 wrote: »

People that take a bleedin age at the ATM. Just get your money and go. What's taking so long?!?

Beacuse they wait until its their turn before rummaging through their handbag/rucksack/satchel etc etc looking for their card, then they proceed to carry out another transaction using a different card, repeating the above.

:mad::mad:

Czarcasm

When you "hit the wall after round seven", and you STILL can't get to sleep! :mad:

Lapin

seamus wrote: »

People who stand talking at entrances/exits to things - shops, escalators, lifts, etc - and then get pissed off at other people pushing past them.

Especially escalators.

Almost every day without fail I had to scream at the similar looking Japanese tourists who decided to pause when they reached the top of the escalator at Victoria Tube station to look for Buck house on their little maps.

Irish people on escalators here aren't much better to be honest. Recently in the Corrib SC, Mary on her mobile decides to stop for a chat with Maureen right here.


"Maureen where did you say the coffee shop was again?"

Needless to say, Mary got huge 'encouragement' to move along by the joyful Christmas shoppers rapidly descending behind her.

Me included. :mad:

WoollyRedHat

People stopping randomly to talk to somebody, meanwhile getting in the way or blocking others from getting past. The worst are those who do it at the foot or top of the stairs.. those people need to be eliminated.


ETA: See you've said pretty much the same Seamus. But the stair lurkers are the worst..

Rasheed

Was driving home from Castlebar last night, about two hours of a drive, it reminded me of when I used to drive a lot at night.

The amount of hoors that dim their lights when they are in your eye line, but put the full fūcking beams back on, just as they met you. Pricks.

OneArt

iDave wrote: »

People who walk slowly and then as you try to pass them drift to the side your passing on and block you again.
The sound of knives and forks clattering together.

I was stuck behind a couple like that today. Was going to the elevator and tried to go past them, but they just drifted in front of me. Then they went on the elevator and stood side by side so I couldn't get past.

I buried them in the U-Bahn station.

PrincessPreach

kneemos wrote: »

Can you not eat during the ads?

God no!! That's crazy!

Ddad

Most of the utterances of members of the Healy-Rae clan.

Cantona's Collars

People who look you square in the eye when you are going round a roundabout yet still pull out in front of you then think you are the asshole for blowing at them.

the purple tin

Spending all afternoon at work thinking about something nice you'll enjoy eating/drinking when you get home.
Getting home to find herself has already fcuking scoffed/necked it :mad:

We are in the middle of a 'flu epidemic. This doesn't stop vast numbers of people sneezing without a tissue covering their noses thus aerosoling virus infested snot over everything in a three or four foot radius. You know you're sick, carry tissues.

If you have a cough, have the decency to cover your mouth. Firstly I don't want your bug showered all over me, and secondly, I don't want to see your tonsils.

People who use public loos and don't wash their hands. It could be their hand in your bag of crisps and you'd never know what extra flavours they're adding.