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Who wants to help me collect my lottery win?

  • 19-01-2013 11:26pm
    #1
    lazygal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,644 ✭✭✭✭


    Just got a text with the brilliant news that I've won a share in the Spanish lottery pool. I didn't even need to buy a ticket, how cool is that? But I need to call to organise collecting the winnings. Who wants to help me bring my millions from Spain to Dublin?


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  • #2
    StinkyMunkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,398 ✭✭✭StinkyMunkey


    lazygal wrote: »
    Just got a text with the brilliant news that I've won a share in the Spanish lottery pool. I didn't even need to buy a ticket, how cool is that? But I need to call to organise collecting the winnings. Who wants to help me bring my millions from Spain to Dublin?


    Sure you can use my credit card.


  • #3
    zenno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,377 ✭✭✭zenno


    lazygal wrote: »
    Just got a text with the brilliant news that I've won a share in the Spanish lottery pool. I didn't even need to buy a ticket, how cool is that? But I need to call to organise collecting the winnings. Who wants to help me bring my millions from Spain to Dublin?

    I'll put up 5 grand because of the idiot i am ;)


  • #4
    Chucken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,459 ✭✭✭Chucken


    StinkyMunkey wrote: »
    Sure you can use my credit card.

    She doesnt need your credit card, she just won the Spanish lottery.

    Keep up will you.


  • #5
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    pay me ten grand in cash up front and ill ring for you


  • #6
    bgrizzley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,641 ✭✭✭bgrizzley


    lazygal wrote: »
    Just got a text with the brilliant news that I've won a share in the Spanish lottery pool. I didn't even need to buy a ticket, how cool is that? But I need to call to organise collecting the winnings. Who wants to help me bring my millions from Spain to Dublin?

    Or you could just reply to the ahem "Spanish Lottery" and explain to them that you are Mr Tod Unctious, the Probate Solicitor of Miss Lazygal (who tragically passed away in an indolence related incident) and you are now taking claims against her estate from any interested parties.


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  • #7
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    lazygal wrote: »
    Just got a text with the brilliant news that I've won a share in the Spanish lottery pool. I didn't even need to buy a ticket, how cool is that? But I need to call to organise collecting the winnings. Who wants to help me bring my millions from Spain to Dublin?

    Dishonest people like you sicken me. You didn't buy a ticket so it's a clear mistake.

    Text back and tell them so they award the winnings to a worthy winner.

    To all the Neanderthals out there, yes I'm joking.


  • #8
    Lumbo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,113 ✭✭✭Lumbo


    PM me a picture of your boobs and I'll collect it for you.


  • #9
    cantdecide
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,465 ✭✭✭✭cantdecide


    lazygal wrote: »
    I didn't even need to buy a ticket

    Told you it paid to be lazy...


  • #10
    ITS_A_BADGER
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,232 ✭✭✭ITS_A_BADGER


    excellent news! the king of nigeria will be with you shortly offering his congratualtions!


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