What do you row about?

Voltex

Not sure what most couples row about...but we seem to always squabble about my whole family and what a bunch a b*stards they are!
Am I alone?

Logical_Bear

Voltex wrote: »

Not sure what most couples row about...but we seem to always squabble about my whole family and what a bunch a b*stards they are!
Am I alone?

The other Half is right!they are a bunch of c*nts.

Choose the battles you can win:pac:

Mr.Crinklewood

The pond.

Gently down the stream

Chuck Stone

Voltex wrote: »

Am I alone?

Nope.

Everyone thinks your family are a bunch of bastrards.

kfallon

The bang of 'born outside wedlock' off this thread!

It's bastard this and bastard that, you can't move for the bastards in his thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCJK_yDAeOM

ArtyM

Voltex wrote: »

Not sure what most couples row about...but we seem to always squabble about my whole family and what a bunch a b*stards they are!
Am I alone?

That depends - is the person you are rowing with real or pretendy?

admiralofthefleet

the telly, she wouldnt even let me watch dundalk last night. i have retro games like sim city 3000 and theme park to keep me occupied

kneemos

Front or back door.

Mr Benevolent

We never row.

Sinfonia

My partner is quite insistent that the papercuts, untrimmed nails and sticky messes are all my fault.
I disagree.

mfceiling

The idiot i'm married to is downstairs having a meltdown over the way i washed the kitchen floor. I skit the mop over it in about 5 seconds while telling her she's an idiot to look for floors to be washed out on a saturday night.

Saturday night, nearly 10 o'clock and i can hear her calling me every name under the sun!!

Seriously - who the f*ck starts washing floors on a saturday night?

I made a balls of it on purpose because i'm fcuked if my saturday nights are going to be taken up with housework.

So yeah, that's one fight happening right now OP

kfallon

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

the telly, she wouldnt even let me watch dundalk last night. i have retro games like sim city 3000 and theme park to keep me occupied

:eek: Divorce is the only answer here my friend!

Lando Griffin

We row about football shes a Utd fan and Im a Pool fan. The slagging never stops and turns into rows on match days.
We row about me playing football 3 nights a week and darts 2 nights and the pool team every Tuesday. Well the lads are thinking of taking up golf this summer so we are organising a team to go golfing in Spain, see if she likes that.
We get on very well apart from that only for the usual domestics.
Lando.

kfallon

mfceiling wrote: »

The idiot i'm married to is downstairs having a meltdown over the way i washed the kitchen floor. I skit the mop over it in about 5 seconds while telling her she's an idiot to look for floors to be washed out on a saturday night.

Saturday night, nearly 10 o'clock and i can hear her calling me every name under the sun!!

Seriously - who the f*ck starts washing floors on a saturday night?

I made a balls of it on purpose because i'm fcuked if my saturday nights are going to be taken up with housework.

So yeah, that's one fight happening right now OP

Your location is very apt

Lando Griffin wrote: »

We row about football shes a Utd fan and Im a Pool fan. The slagging never stops and turns into rows on match days.
We row about me playing football 3 nights a week and darts 2 nights and the pool team every Tuesday. Well the lads are thinking of taking up golf this summer so we are organising a team to go golfing in Spain, see if she likes that.
We get on very well apart from that only for the usual domestics.
Lando.

That sort of **** annoys me tbh, I see it with other mates of mine. You are going out getting some exercise, keeping fit and trim. To spite her you should give it up and turn into a right fat fook! Ffs you'd say something if you were going out on the beer 3 nights a week :rolleyes:

steddyeddy

I dont let them get close enough op. One night does me.

marketty

She's on the dole and I'm in the public sector so we feckin hate each other

Pottler

Row about? Nothing. I'm mad about her and she is always right, drop dead gorgeous, a brillaint cook and a ride. I am well trained. She also looks very well in them new jeans. Did I mention I'm lucky to have her? Row? Nah, lifes too short tbh, seriously. I don't do rows at home. I rant every now and then, but not at herself. She'd kill me anyway. In my sleep..

Chucken

Pottler wrote: »

Row about? Nothing. I'm mad about her and she is always right, drop dead gorgeous, a brillaint cook and a ride. I am well trained. She also looks very well in them new jeans. Did I mention I'm lucky to have her? Row? Nah, lifes too short tbh, seriously. I don't do rows at home. I rant every now and then, but not at herself. She'd kill me anyway. In my sleep..

She's on Boards ya?

Myself and himself never row...honestly we dont!

We can have great debates but never row

jd007

Ah the joys of being single

forever alone.jpg

Pottler

Voltex wrote: »

Not sure what most couples row about...but we seem to always squabble about my whole family and what a bunch a b*stards they are!
Am I alone?

Unlikly. You have a naggy wife and a disagreeable family. I'd say the only time you are alone is when you are on the crapper. And even that's brief and noisy.

admiralofthefleet

kfallon wrote: »

:eek: Divorce is the only answer here my friend!

i went out for a walk but it was so windy i got blown into the pub and ladbrokes

flutterflye

The only thing really is when either of us are too late home.

Bobby Baccala

Last row I had with my girlfriend nearly ended everything.

It was on new years night, we were at a gaff party and my best mate who is a girl was there too. Got a few hours into the session and the 2 of us were standing there kissing and I accidentally called her my best friends name, major **** up, she starts crying, people start shouting at me, I start scaring party guests, she loved me again about an hour later but it all kicked off again the next morning, despise arguing with her, such stress.

stmol32

I used to argue with my ex partner about all the men she would bring home after she spent all the ESB money on cocaine.
I'm a bit anally retentive that way.

Mr Benevolent

Lando Griffin wrote: »

We row about football shes a Utd fan and Im a Pool fan. The slagging never stops and turns into rows on match days.
We row about me playing football 3 nights a week and darts 2 nights and the pool team every Tuesday. Well the lads are thinking of taking up golf this summer so we are organising a team to go golfing in Spain, see if she likes that.
We get on very well apart from that only for the usual domestics.
Lando.

Quite frankly I never believe anything you post on Boards.

Lando Griffin

Confab wrote: »

Quite frankly I never believe anything you post on Boards.

A complicated person I be your just jealous methinks.

Lawrence1895

About the in laws :rolleyes:

0ph0rce0

An ex and i once broke up because she used to give me so much abuse about how much jacks roll i used to wipe my hole. No Joke.

Sometimes the door wouldnt be locked and she'd burst in to check :rolleyes:

So i said **** this and left, and the next week i had a pallet of bog roll delivered to her house, havent heard a word since

Queen-Mise

We rarely row. We can bicker - it is usually because one of us is in 'off' form (sick or something) - so that doesn't really count.

His family are a pile of boll*ck's, but we don't argue about it, as he agrees with me.

Voltex

Pottler wrote: »

Unlikly. You have a naggy wife and a disagreeable family. I'd say the only time you are alone is when you are on the crapper. And even that's brief and noisy.

It used to be my island of tranquility...untill I had kids.!!