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Tom Fletcher=LAD

  • 12-01-2013 1:12am
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    Goodbye.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,232 ✭✭✭ITS_A_BADGER


    Too long didnt watch


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    14mins? pffft


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    GTFO with this shíte OP, do you expect me to watch this without providing any context or input to preface the video whatsoever?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,296 ✭✭✭EdenHazard


    It would be rather futile brah. Let the video and the music paint the picture for you :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭stop animal cruelty


    l want a man like him!! shes so lucky..why cant more lads be like that?!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,034 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    Iirc, it's one of the lads from Busted/McFly or somesuch singing a best man's speech.
    The guy can't sing, the lyrics are ****e, and I'm fairly sure the guitar is out of tune. How it goes on for 14 minutes is beyond me. Maybe there's an explosion three minutes in or something... That might be interesting...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    Its the tit out of McFly singing his speech ffs


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    IBTB

    21/25



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭Max Power


    He's no Justin. Ain't that right OP?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 676 ✭✭✭Dietsquirt


    ****e.. dunno why everyones hyping about it


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,296 ✭✭✭EdenHazard


    Ficheall wrote: »
    Iirc, it's one of the lads from Busted/McFly or somesuch singing a best man's speech.
    The guy can't sing, the lyrics are ****e, and I'm fairly sure the guitar is out of tune. How it goes on for 14 minutes is beyond me. Maybe there's an explosion three minutes in or something... That might be interesting...

    Its Tom from MCFLY, the groom singing his wedding speech. Its actually cool. It drags in some places but no need to complain. Its pretty sweet. Abres tu corozón!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    You messed up the thread title OP.

    You have Tom Fletcher=LAD.

    It should be Guy From McFly=PRICK.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,034 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    EdenHazard wrote: »
    It drags in some places...

    0:00-14:41?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,296 ✭✭✭EdenHazard


    How is he a 'prick' pray tell? Seems like a cool guy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,691 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    Apparently he smokes the wacky backy, cut yourself and post a picture if you disapprove..

    Cuts4fletcher.org


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,072 ✭✭✭Max Power


    Up next Tom from Hanson sings to his pidgeon.

    Ummm Bop...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 567 ✭✭✭.Henry Sellers.


    Jesus that's a big chin.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    EdenHazard wrote: »
    How is he a 'prick' pray tell? Seems like a cool guy.

    I dont see how he seems cool?? He sang his speech, big deal.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭stop animal cruelty


    christ lads give the guy a break! song might have been a bit **** but it was really thoughtful & quiet romantic!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,034 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    it was really thoughtful & quiet romantic!

    Not ****ing quiet enough...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    Romantic? Id probably punch myself in the nuts for doing that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,854 ✭✭✭Sinfonia


    Groom has difficulty writing a speech (as most do).

    Option 1: Write a simple, perfunctory speech of about 5-7 mins length, there's no need for it to be amazing, just make it heartfelt; everyone there will be on your side.

    Option 2: Indulge in the cheesiest, over-indulgent 'speech' you can, by singing the most bog-standard clichéd wedding speech lines for fourteen minutes to the tune of your old cack boy band's songs.

    It was completely lacking in taste and class.
    I felt like I was being forcefed melted red cheddar for a quarter of an hour.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 555 ✭✭✭Hippies!


    =LAD????? DA FUQ? GO AWAY.
    :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    The balls. Best post wedding speech ive ever seen. Hats off to him.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 594 ✭✭✭Red21


    Sinfonia wrote: »
    Groom has difficulty writing a speech (as most do).
    I'd say it was more a case of groom says he has difficulty with a speech, where as in truth there is nowhere else he'd rather be than talkin/singing ****e into a mic, to a crowd who have no other choice other than sit there listening to him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,854 ✭✭✭Sinfonia


    Red21 wrote: »
    I'd say it was more a case of groom says he has difficulty with a speech, where as in truth there is nowhere else he'd rather be than talkin/singing ****e into a mic, to a crowd who have no other choice other than sit there listening to him.

    Haha yeah, a captive audience: "Hey guys, remember I used to be a successful recording artist??"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,116 ✭✭✭starviewadams


    Some stupid celebrity wanker makes a ****e speech.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,354 ✭✭✭nocoverart


    Cringeworthy, vomit inducing gimp. And that's just you OP for posting it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    This thread needs some Wang Chung



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    Sinfonia wrote: »
    It was completely lacking in taste and class.
    I felt like I was being forcefed melted red cheddar for a quarter of an hour.

    I wouldn't say it was completely lacking in class, at least he hasn't released it as a single....yet.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,034 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    The balls. Best post wedding speech ive ever seen. Hats off to him.

    Quite.


    For those who don't want to endure the "music", here are the lyrics:
    "
    Recently, I’ve been having a wedding. I’ve married this girl who’s out of this world, believe me. And we are so grateful to so many people. But we’re saying thank you to only a few, I’m sorry.

    So if I don’t thank you, it means that I probably just forgot you. But obviously, that doesn’t mean that we are not grateful, it’s just I’m forgetful.
    And so I’m sorry, if your name’s not in this song. Oh, no. Here we go. Hope, I don’t get this wrong.

    Hey! I’m saying thanks to my ushers, my manager, Angie’s brother, there’s so much that I could say. But I haven’t got all day. So Mario thanks for making the suits us guys are all wearing, we’re looking fine. And that is why, I wrote this song to say, Thank you! Thank you for being my ushers. Thank you! Fletch, you’re awesome, the coolest guy. Thank you! Thank you for being my ushers. Guys, I’m going to tell you, you couldn’t be better ushers unless you are ‘Usher’.

    Bridesmaid, I can’t stop thanking you. You look amazing. I wish I could marry you too. You all are so special to my new wife Gi and you mean so much to me. Yes, you truly are the best bridesmaids that there’s ever been. Oh, yeah, so thank you is not good enough for Katy and Sovanna. You’ve been there when times are rough, so please don’t go changing. So thank you is not good enough for Lauren and Kara. You’ve put up with so much stuff, and so thank you is not good enough.

    Giorgina, you’re now my sister in-law. But Giorgina, you were like a sister before. You’re truly a friend, and that means a lot. Because it’s pretty cool that my sister in-law is so hot. Oh, yeah, so thank you is not good enough. Carrie, you’ve done so much. I can’t believe you’re so grown-up, so please don’t go changing. Thank you is not good enough for singing as we tie the knot. So Carrie and Giorgina, thank you is not good enough.

    [Tom Fletcher]
    Thanks to my Best Men. You are the best friends that I know I will ever have. You’re more like brothers, and sometimes lovers, but we won’t tell them about that. We’ve been together for what feels like forever. But I’d do it all again and again. But we’re only getting started, and I know McFly will never end. So let’s start with Harry. You’ve been there for me, through all the good times and the bad. Dougie without you, I don’t know what I’d do, but I know my life would be sad. Thank you Danny for making me happy by thinking [eggs] are vegetables. Because things like that remind me how lost I would be without you all. Thank you, boys.

    Thanks to my mum. Thanks to my dad. You’ve both been the best mum and dad I could have. I won’t say too much, because I know you’ll start crying. You gave me everything, from music to flying. I’ll be nothing without you. So I hope, I’ve made you proud. You’ve given me an amazing life, and the groom never lies.

    Thanks to Gi’s mum. Thanks to Gi’s dad. Kim’s profiteroles are the best that I’ve had. I hope that one day, we’ll have a son or a daughter. Because Gi will be a great mum with the things you’ve taught her. So Kim thanks for being the best mum in-law in town. And just look into my eyes, because the groom never lies.

    Mario! Mario! You’ve made me part of your family. You deserve a medallion, because I know only how to swear in Italian. But I love your daughter, and you let me make her my wife. So I’ll love her for all my life, and the groom never lies. He cries, though. Thank you Mario, thank you.

    Yesterday, you asked me something I thought you knew. But today you made me smile by saying “I do.” Then I whispered in your ear, and I said “Thank you”. You have made my life worthwhile by saying I do. And I will answer all your wishes. Don’t need to ask me to. And if you deny me one of your kisses, I won’t divorce you.

    So here’s my speech… Or really it’s just a song or two. And this one should make you smile, it’s all about you.

    [Giovanna Falcone]
    Oh my God.

    [Tom Fletcher]
    It’s all about you. It’s all about you baby. It’s all about you. It’s all about you baby. It’s all about you. It’s all about you baby. It’s all about you. It’s all about you baby. It’s all about you baby…

    And I will wash up all the dishes if you asked me to.

    [Singers]
    If you asked me to…

    [Tom Fletcher]
    And I’d even dry and put them away because, that’s what husbands do.

    [Singers]
    And I’d even dry and put them away because, that’s what husbands do.

    [Tom Fletcher]
    So hold me close and say three words like you used to do.

    [Singers]
    Used to do.

    [Tom Fletcher]
    Dancing on the kitchen tiles,

    [Singers]
    Kitchen tiles

    [Tom Fletcher]
    Yes, you make my life worthwhile.

    [Singers]
    Life worthwhile

    [Tom Fletcher]
    So I told you with a smile. And I will answer all your wishes if you asked me to. But if you deny me one of your kisses, I don’t know what I’d do.

    So here’s a toast, please raise your glasses and champagne flutes. It’s to my beautiful wife from today through all my life, especially on our wedding night.

    It’s all about you.

    [Singers]
    It’s all about you. It’s all about you baby. It’s all about you. It’s all about you baby.

    [Tom Fletcher]
    It’s all about you baby.

    [Singers]
    It’s all about you. It’s all about you baby. It’s all about you. It’s all about you baby.

    [Tom Fletcher]
    It’s all about you.
    "

    from LYBIO.net.


    You must attend some choice weddings, Richard.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,710 ✭✭✭✭Paully D


    Such a coincidence that there was three or four HD cameras to capture it, plus perfect lighting etc.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,296 ✭✭✭EdenHazard


    Why do the reactions on here not surprise me. As always if Boards doesn't like something, its usually popular.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,109 ✭✭✭RikkFlair


    What does "=LAD" mean exactly?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    I remember him on 'Neighbour's years ago. What did they call him, Flathead?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    EdenHazard seal of approval.

    Saved me 14 mins there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,034 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    l want a man like him!! shes so lucky..why cant more lads be like that?!

    Are you hot? I'll write you a song in exchange for a blowjob. Is that romantic enough for you?
    (And both will take less than fourteen minutes...)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 594 ✭✭✭Red21


    l want a man like him!! shes so lucky..why cant more lads be like that?!
    Really??? would you not wait a few years to see if Mr Silver Bullet Guy can back up the commitments he made on his wedding day.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 555 ✭✭✭Hippies!


    l want a man like him!! shes so lucky..why cant more lads be like that?!

    Pathetic


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    EdenHazard wrote: »
    Why do the reactions on here not surprise me. As always if Boards doesn't like something, its usually popular.
    Here's a real lovesong EdenHazard, have a listen, you might even like it.:)



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,854 ✭✭✭Sinfonia


    EdenHazard wrote: »
    Why do the reactions on here not surprise me. As always if Boards doesn't like something, its usually popular.

    Popularity is the hallmark of mediocrity.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    EdenHazard wrote: »
    Why do the reactions on here not surprise me. As always if Boards doesn't like something, its usually popular.

    I know, it's weird, it's like some people liking different things instead of the same things as everyone else, and some of them even have the nerve to form their own opinions! Why, some of them actually disagree with ME about stuff, what the hell is that about?!

    Bloody individuals, burn 'em all I say!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,034 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    I can't tell if WhereTo is being serious or not... :confused:


    I'd call this a real love song:



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Ficheall wrote: »
    I can't tell if WhereTo is being serious or not... :confused:


    I'd call this a real love song:
    What's wrong with Wilson Phillips?:(

    How bout this?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,997 ✭✭✭latenia


    What a vain self-absorbed shallow twat. The bloke in the video seems ok though


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Banned for 6 months.


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