I Never Have Headaches

conjamuk

Never have them. I don't even know what it feels like to have one. Anyone else like this?

Cantona's Collars

Hit yourself between the eyes with a hammer,then you'll know.

Jarren

Try banging the wall with your head perhaps?

donvito99

You don't have a head either.

girl in the striped socks

I never get erections.

SureYWouldntYa

Here listen to this

Fluorescence

If headaches are caused by the brain swelling and touching the skull, does your lack of headaches indicate a tiny brain?

Where To

girl in the striped socks wrote: »

I never get erections.

Just sent ya one.:p

marketty

I rarely get them and when I do it's almost always from dehydration. Amazing how many people don't drink enough water and regularly pop pills for headaches.

ArtyC

i've never had heartburn?!

Never had a headache until the last twelve months, when stress brought the unwelcome experience.

OP, your life is too easy. Get yourself some problems and you'll know what a headache is.

Graupel

ArtyC wrote: »

i've never had heartburn?!

Lucky bastard.

Duckworth_Luas

I've never had a period!

Where To

ArtyC wrote: »

i've never had heartburn?!

I think I've heartburn. It might have been indigestion, or a heart attack, who knows, I'm not sure what either of them feel like either.

conjamuk

SureYWouldntYa wrote: »

Here listen to this

I did not get a headache but I do have the sudden urge to kill.

aaronjumper

Neither do I but I get migraines rare though they are.
One when I was 13 the other last year. Horrible things.

Where To

aaronjumper wrote: »

One when I was 13 the other last year.

That makes you what, 15 now?

I thought you were older.

Where To

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

I've never had a period!

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biko

I had a major headache once when I was a kid. Since then nothing worth mentioning.

mattjack

girl in the striped socks wrote: »

I never get erections.

I've never been pregnant.

im invisible

I don't know what a tracker mortgage is??

Lucky for you. I get one at least once a week.

flutterflye

Never have I ever had a threesome.

I always get headaches - have one right now.
They tend to be more annoying than sore.
Migraines now - They're fcukers!

Absolutezero

girl in the striped socks wrote: »

I never get erections.

That's to be expected.

aaronjumper

Where To wrote: »

That makes you what, 15 now?

I thought you were older.

Damn you sir! I mean I have had two in my life so far :pac:
I am 23. Physically at least. What you have there is my mental age.

Jacob T

Every bone shattered . . . organs leaking vital fluids . . . slight headache . . . loss of appetite . . . Smithers, I'm going to die.

HondaSami

Life is one big headache.

flutterflye

mattjack wrote: »

I've never been pregnant.

Maybe if girl in the striped socks ever remedies her problem, she will assist you with yours.

Absolutezero

im invisible wrote: »

I don't know what a tracker mortgage is??

I do. The best revenge on the banks! Suck it up you gobshyte bankers!

jd007

I still don't know what a tracker mortgage is

mattjack

flutterflye wrote: »

Maybe if girl in the striped socks ever remedies her problem, she will assist you with yours.

only if I get bought dinner and drinks first.

aaronjumper

mattjack wrote: »

only if I get bought dinner and drinks first.

Bag of chips and 2 cans of coke do?

Timmyctc

OP
Go to a pub with a reputation of selling watered down drinks and come back here the morning after. You'll thank hate me.

james142

I have one at least twice a day

Wibbs

Me three, I almost never get headaches and if I have they've been very mild thankfully(judging from others descriptions).

Reindeer

ArtyC wrote: »

i've never had heartburn?!

I ate 3/4 of an onion once to see if I could do it. I even over-dosed on antacids beforehand in preparation. I loved onions. I no longer love onions. The ensuing heartburn was biblical and long-lived, not to mention the profoundly unsettling and humiliating visit I eventually had to make to the toilet.
I blame YouTube, Alcohol, and my provincial upbringing.

flutterflye

ArtyC wrote: »

i've never had heartburn?!

I never did either until I got pregnant.
The baby inside you pushes up against the flap bit (can't think of what it's called) that closes when you have swallowed something, so with it then open, the acid is free to come up.
I thought once the baby came out, I'd go back to never having heartburn, but that didn't happen
Must have loosened it or something.

Tom_Cruise

Ive never had one either.

xtradel

38 and never had one....the wife thinks i'm a bit of a freak!

Timmyctc

xtradel wrote: »

38 and never had one....the wife thinks i'm a bit of a freak!

Whatever ye do in the bedroom is up to you...

GoldenLight

I have only noticably had a headache about twice in my life (I count myself lucky) both times because I cried myself silly (over something that was really important and warrented the splitting headache I had)

But recently I have walked around with a constant pain in my head, I can ignore it (like a cold) but I seem to be always aware it's there, it like the first thoughts of a headache, that slightly hurts and feel as if I stood up to fast. bizarre :eek:

Tasden

Everyone here is so lucky not to get them, my dad gets them bad and so do I, been for tests and all but they can't find a reason. Occasionally get migraines which are totally different to headaches, literally can't stand light or sound and vomiting from the pain. Dreadful stuff.

Gavlor

conjamuk wrote: »

Never have them. I don't even know what it feels like to have one. Anyone else like this?

Just wait until you get married....

PhlegmyMoses

The only symptom of a hangover I get is a headache, which is usually resolved by taking a couple of Panadol.

I also get aura migraines once or twice a year, which suck balls. Dark room for 24 hours when I get one of those then a couple of days where I'm aware of a dull pain in my head, like I've had a stroke or some ****.

--Kaiser--

Never knew what a headache was until I had my first hangover. Even now I have to be seriously dehydrated to have a headache so almost never have one

Fluorescence wrote: »

If headaches are caused by the brain swelling and touching the skull, does your lack of headaches indicate a tiny brain?

My theory is that people who get frequent headaches have teensy little brains that rattle around their oversized skulls, while ample brained people like myself go happily about their day

Gummy Panda

Wait a minute... If headaches aren't that common all those girls just didn't want to have sex with me!! :mad:

Tasden

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Wait a minute... If headaches aren't that common all those girls just didn't want to have sex with me!! :mad:

And they also say sex can help ease headaches so...

--Kaiser--

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Wait a minute... If headaches aren't that common all those girls just didn't want to have sex with me!! :mad:

What is it with pandas and mating?

Degringola

GoldenLight wrote: »

I have only noticably had a headache about twice in my life (I count myself lucky) both times because I cried myself silly (over something that was really important and warrented the splitting headache I had)

But recently I have walked around with a constant pain in my head, I can ignore it (like a cold) but I seem to be always aware it's there, it like the first thoughts of a headache, that slightly hurts and feel as if I stood up to fast. bizarre :eek:

Practically never get a headache, then last year got a blinding headache when I bent down to pick up something, and then it never really went away, not as blinding but always there.

After a few months finally went to doctor.
Was sinuses!
Never had sinus problem in my life. Steam inhalations for a week or so and h2o nasal spray. Haven't had one since.