Give me an Idea for an invention or a business

sfwcork

Ive decided Im sick of working for people and I want to be my own boss give me idea's for an invention or for a businessImspire me

Standard Toaster

Get a pork-pie hat and produce and distribute your own Methamphetamine

Culleeo

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056850753

Triangla

I have an awesome idea.

Please feel free to use and cut me in on 10%

It's a Complaints Hotline

A lot of people are angry and annoyed. Complaining makes people feel better.

This line has the benefit though of the staff at the end of the phone are allowed give out back.

Customer: Hello, why do I have to pay my household charge?

Phone: Because you're a fat c%nt!

5 minutes of shouting abuse at each other later both finish the call feeling great.

Duggy747

Invest in pumpkin stock.

Or develop a toaster that makes left-handed toast.

drunkmonkey

Hot chilly beef pies in every shop in the country, call them Granny Ryan's special pies, have a small hot counter oven in every outlet.
Sell them for €3, 50 cent for you, €1 for making and distribution and €1.50 for the retailer.
Expect to sell about 10,000 a day.

tmc86

Think there is an gap in the market for a Solar powered torch

Triangla

tmc86 wrote: »

Think there is an gap in the market for a Solar powered torch

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_powered_flashlight

Hippies!

You sound lazy since you came to AH for ideas so a change of career might be easier. Now if only there was a job where you sit around a table with other like minded people for 20 minutes a week and get paid 100k plus perks. Something something quango my friend.

AskMyChocolate

Standard Toaster wrote: »

Get a pork-pie hat and produce and distribute your own Methamphetamine

Better still, get some methamphetamine then produce and distribute your own pork-pie hats.

Oh! Btw, heh Toaster o/, hope you're keepin' well chief. Happy New Year!

Skerries

cue the usual inflatable dartboard, chocolate fireguard, submarine sun roof type of responses

castletownman

Prestige Worldwide.

The first word in entertainment.

First word.

Management. Financial portfolios. Insurance. Computers. Black leather gloves.

Research and development. Putting in the man-hours to study the science of what you need.

smash

Invent a hoverboard... please...

EmptyTree

Triangla wrote: »

It's a Complaints Hotline

I think Joe Duffy has already beat you to it on this on. Although granded he doesn't get to shout back at people....well, not unless they're not being miserable enough

Curly Judge

I hold the patent on a hand grenade that will kill everything within a radius of 200 meters.
It's going cheap if anyone is interested?

donvito99

For anyone who watched the BBCs Young Apprentice. One word.



Strexy.

Plazaman

A bit of research into genetics and cross breeding wouldn't go astray and then five years time crossbreed a giraffe with a crocodile and hey presto a new theme park is born with lots of girocodiles (or crocaffes) roaming about the place. Giraffic Park.

Jacks Smirking Revenge

There's a gap in the market for Shark Repellent http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJlHjf_E--4

Biggins

Jacks Smirking Revenge wrote: »

There's a gap in the market for Shark Repellent...

Wot about one for mother in laws?

ChippingSodbury

Well, you could set up a company offering advice/ ideas for entrepeneurs without their own ideas. You've already proven the gap in the market by needing the service yourself...

Rayne Wooney

A tiny remote controlled explosive device fitted into your phone or wallet so that if anyone ever steals it and runs off, you don't have to run after them, you just walk off like a badass.

Then Boom.

jester77

Bacon, anything with bacon and it will be a success.

e.g.
Bacon bread
Bacon butter
Bacon pie
Bacon beer
Bacon cake
Bacon jam
Kevin Bacon

LeinsterDub

Emu farm