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In The Playpen -> MauraTheThird!

  • 08-01-2013 10:46pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 866 ✭✭✭


    Maura entered my life a long time ago, and through her desire, dedication and ambition, and my haphazard advice, our lives were soon to be entwined in a tale of studiousness and daredevilry, which has culminated in this moment, the greatest honour which could have been bestowed on me, the introduction of the playpen of MauraTheThird!

    We have met and chatted on numerous occasions, which have unfailingly resulted in banter galore!, and I hope we continue to do so! Her posting in C&H has brought about a youthful vitality and a certain "Je ne sais quoi" et "Joie de Vivre" to the forum! She has been accepted into #C&H successfully, (after many a request from me :P), and has truly become a valued member of our close-knit community in C&H!

    So, without further ado, I give you MauraTheThird! :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 881 ✭✭✭AtomicKoala


    Whens the wedding?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    How has knowing Paly changed your life?

    Did meeting Paly fill a void in your life?

    What's your favourite characteristic of Paly?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭jefreywithonef


    Did meeting Paly fill a void in your life?

    41583_137980532886957_3577_n.jpg

    Best question asked thus far?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 636 ✭✭✭anirishlad


    Do you touch yourself to the thoughts of palytoxin?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    anirishlad wrote: »
    Do you touch yourself to the thoughts of palytoxin?

    RIP Thread

    8/1/2013 - 8/1/2013


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 866 ✭✭✭Palytoxin


    Swing or seesaw?
    Rice or pasta?
    Apple or orange?
    Cavanagh or Brookefield?
    Are you glad I advised you when I did?
    Biggest current goal in life?
    Biggest goal for tomorrow?
    Favourite sport?
    Like the Village?
    Any summer plans?
    Books or Ebooks?
    Favourite part of the day?
    Favourite module?
    Favourite song?
    Favourite film?
    Best thing of 2012?
    Best thing that might happen in 2013?
    Favourite non-boards website?
    Best piece of stationary?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    asl?

    Do all the non-trivial zeroes of the Riemann zeta function have a real part of 1/2?

    What's your favourite colour?

    What's actually your favourite colour?

    No seriously, what is it?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,871 ✭✭✭Conor108


    Have you ever really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,891 ✭✭✭iamanengine


    Would you rather Palytoxin or a turtle?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭jefreywithonef


    This proved too tough for even Davidius - are you up to the task? (Please be up to the task; I need confirmation that Mars bars aren't that great.)
    Rank these bars. Or if you're lazy you can mark them out of five. Comments are also welcome.

    Lion Bar
    Mars Bar
    Snickers
    Freddo
    Animal Bar
    Wispa
    Yorkie
    Crunch
    Crunchie
    Twix
    Galaxy
    Twirl
    Kit Kat
    Aero
    Fudge
    Bourneville
    Dairy Milk
    Chomp
    Breakaway
    Double Decker
    Drifter
    Daim
    Flake
    Milky Bar
    Milky Way
    Bounty
    Penguin
    Star Bar
    Toffee Crisp
    Toblerone
    Topic
    Time Out


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,014 ✭✭✭Colm!


    "You are in Berlin, 1933. Somehow, you find yourself in a position where you can effortlessly steal Hitler's wallet. This theft will not affect Hitler's rise to power, the nature of WW2, or the Holocaust. There is no important identification in the wallet, but the act will cost Hitler forty Reichsmarks and completely ruin his evening. You do not need the money. The odds that you will be caught committing this act are less than 2 percent. Are you ethically obligated to steal Hitler's wallet?"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Cop on anirishlad.


    Rate the following animals in order of cuteness:

    Koalas
    Pandas
    Kittens
    Puppies
    Baby Jaguars
    Baby Lions
    Dolphins
    Babies (Humans)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,891 ✭✭✭iamanengine


    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Cop on anirishlad.


    Rate the following animals in order of cuteness:

    Koalas
    Pandas
    Kittens
    Puppies
    Baby Jaguars
    Baby Lions
    Dolphins
    Babies (Humans)

    You forgot sloths!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    Have you forgotten to answer your questions, Maura? Don't forget that not answering your questions is the most heinous crime on boards.ie


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,014 ✭✭✭Colm!


    "You are in Berlin, 1933 Cork, 2012. Somehow, you find yourself in a position where you can effortlessly steal Hitler's Palytoxin's wallet. This theft will not affect Hitler's rise to power, the nature of WW2, or the Holocaust the banter. There is no important identification in the wallet, but the act will cost Hitler Paly forty Reichsmarks Euro and completely ruin his evening. You do not need the money. The odds that you will be caught committing this act are less than 2 percent. Are you ethically obligated to steal Hitler's Palytoxin's wallet?"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 818 ✭✭✭MauraTheThird


    Firstly, thanks Palytoxin for the brilliant Intro- I appreciate it :D


    Whens the wedding?

    That's for Paly and I to discuss but I do like a Summer wedding so we can wait and see. ;)

    (Y'all are invited)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 818 ✭✭✭MauraTheThird


    How has knowing Paly changed your life? Knowing Paly has certainly changed my life. Without his help, I may have never ever decided to go with Pharmacy and given how much I love it, it coud've been a disaster!

    Did meeting Paly fill a void in your life? I wouldn't say he's filled a void but it is fair nice to have someone to plague about Pharmacy or C&H in general

    What's your favourite characteristic of Paly? His ability to win Jizzler awards:D
    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 818 ✭✭✭MauraTheThird


    41583_137980532886957_3577_n.jpg

    Best question asked thus far?

    I'm going to have tp agree with that and yeah, I'm ignoring anirishlad's cz it's weird and tbh, I'm not encouraging any behaviour of that kind. :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 818 ✭✭✭MauraTheThird


    Palytoxin wrote: »
    Swing or seesaw? Swings, seesaws are dangerous
    Rice or pasta? I do prefer pasta to rice. I think it's because pasta has variety. LOVE DE SHAPES
    Apple or orange? Apples ftw.
    Cavanagh or Brookefield? Cavanagh obviously. We didn't have Christmas tree but it's still class. LG52 <3
    Are you glad I advised you when I did? I actually am so glad you did advise me when you did. I was totally lost and confused at that time and didn't know what to do with my life. Not only do I love the course, I have made amazing friends too. THANKS PALY :D
    Biggest current goal in life? I'd love to travel the world, to visit every country at least once! I have great plans for inter-railing next summer should funds and friends prove sufficient:D
    Biggest goal for tomorrow? To not fall asleep in Biochem. Love Dmitri....
    Favourite sport? I kinda love rowing. I love the technique and precision of it. When you see the Irish Rowing team in an eight, the sound is immense... I'll post a video of it. I just think it's one of those classic sports and I wish I was still an uber active member in Tralee :L
    Like the Village? Love the Village. Gerry's sound when he wants to be, I've friends in various apartments so it's nice to be able to meander in the evenings. It's grand like :D
    Any summer plans? Work :L And hopefully a holiday. And if all that fails, THE ROSE OF TRALEE FESTIVAL <3
    Books or Ebooks? Books obvs, I'm such a technophobe
    Favourite part of the day? Approximately 6.30 pm- HOME AND AWAY
    Favourite module? We've only just started in but I know Imma love Pharmacology. I've ALWAYS wanted to know how drugs actually work.
    Favourite song? Of all time? Probably Meatloaf- I would do anything for love. It's the song that was no. 1 when I was born and it's also just an amazing song.
    Favourite film? I have so many... Slumdog Millionaire, The Hunger Games, Life of Pi, Inside Man.. They're the first that spring to mind :p
    Best thing of 2012? Doing well in the LC and getting my no.1 choice. Best feeling ever!
    Best thing that might happen in 2013? I won't fail first year!
    Favourite non-boards website? I do love Hyperbole and A Half- it's a blog and it's ****ing hilarious.
    Best piece of stationary? Black pens, you can't go wrong

    Christ. So many questions >.<


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 818 ✭✭✭MauraTheThird


    asl? 64, M, Pakistan.. You likey?

    Do all the non-trivial zeroes of the Riemann zeta function have a real part of 1/2? I'm not even going to try because I'll fail woefully

    What's your favourite colour? Blue

    What's actually your favourite colour? Sea blue..?

    No seriously, what is it? Ok ok, you got me, it's turquoise

    Have you ever really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? I genuinely don't understand this question so can I pass on it? :confused:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 818 ✭✭✭MauraTheThird


    Would you rather Palytoxin or a turtle?

    I prefer to have both but if Paly bought me a ninja turtle backpack, I'd choose him... Otherwise, who knows :p (I jest, Ian's class )


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 636 ✭✭✭anirishlad


    Sorry it sounded better in my head :L

    Chicken curry or sweet and sour?
    Two door cinema club or ed sheeran?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 818 ✭✭✭MauraTheThird


    This proved too tough for even Davidius - are you up to the task? (Please be up to the task; I need confirmation that Mars bars aren't that great.)

    I think that I am not worthy of this great task tbh and I'm extremely lazy so I picked out my top 5 :P


    Crunchie Honeycomb goodness. I just love the way it tingles in your mouth if you suck on it and the crackling sound it makes. Always the first thing I eat from a selection box :D

    Twix Is there a better chocolate bar for having with tea? I think not.

    Galaxy It's just so smooth and creamy. I also like the fact that it's split into rectangles and that they have details on them. A facny chocolate bar. Savage.

    Dairy Milk You'll never beat the Irish.

    Toffee Crisp Just for being one of those class, filling chocolate bars. It's like a meal in itself.


    Hope that that's ok Jef. I tried, I tried :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 818 ✭✭✭MauraTheThird


    Colm! wrote: »
    "You are in Berlin, 1933. Somehow, you find yourself in a position where you can effortlessly steal Hitler's wallet. This theft will not affect Hitler's rise to power, the nature of WW2, or the Holocaust. There is no important identification in the wallet, but the act will cost Hitler forty Reichsmarks and completely ruin his evening. You do not need the money. The odds that you will be caught committing this act are less than 2 percent. Are you ethically obligated to steal Hitler's wallet?"

    My immediate thought is yes, just to piss him the hell off but tbh, stealing is wrong and knowing me, I'd be the 2 % who'd get caught so I'd pass :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 818 ✭✭✭MauraTheThird


    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Cop on anirishlad.


    Rate the following animals in order of cuteness:

    Koalas
    Pandas
    Kittens
    Puppies
    Baby Jaguars
    Baby Lions
    Dolphins
    Babies (Humans)

    Babies (Humans) > Kittens > Puppies > Baby Lions > Baby Jaguars > Koalas > Pandas > Dolphins :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 818 ✭✭✭MauraTheThird


    Have you forgotten to answer your questions, Maura? Don't forget that not answering your questions is the most heinous crime on boards.ie

    I had things to do and people to see. The sheer volume of questions scared the bejeasus outta me, I'm not gunna lie... But I'm here now and slowly making my way through them, one at a time :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 818 ✭✭✭MauraTheThird


    Colm! wrote: »
    "You are in Berlin, 1933 Cork, 2012. Somehow, you find yourself in a position where you can effortlessly steal Hitler's Palytoxin's wallet. This theft will not affect Hitler's rise to power, the nature of WW2, or the Holocaust the banter. There is no important identification in the wallet, but the act will cost Hitler Paly forty Reichsmarks Euro and completely ruin his evening. You do not need the money. The odds that you will be caught committing this act are less than 2 percent. Are you ethically obligated to steal Hitler's Palytoxin's wallet?"

    I could never do that to Paly <3


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 818 ✭✭✭MauraTheThird


    anirishlad wrote: »
    Sorry it sounded better in my head :L

    Chicken curry or sweet and sour?
    Two door cinema club or ed sheeran?

    I'm sure it did :p Like where that random penis comic should've stayed- in your head. I'm forever mentally scarred.

    You're forgiven for now ;)

    I prefer sweet and sour simply becasue I'm weak when it comes to curries. Any bit of spice is too much and I'm just not able for it. Therefore, by default, SWEET AND SOUR FOR THE WIN.

    You cannot not love Ed Sheeran. Two Door Cinema are class too but I've such grá for Ed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Babies (Humans) > Kittens > Puppies > Baby Lions > Baby Jaguars > Koalas > Pandas > Dolphins :D

    Does it hurt being so WRONG?!

    :P


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 818 ✭✭✭MauraTheThird


    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Does it hurt being so WRONG?!

    :P

    Wrong? Wrong?! WHAT IS THIS?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Wrong? Wrong?! WHAT IS THIS?

    I'LL ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE DAMN YOU!!!!!



    What's your favourite type of cloud?
    Beats by Dr. Dre: Cool, or overpriced fashion statements for rich kids?
    Outside of social networks (Boards, Twitter, FB, (and YouTube for good measure) etc) what's your favourite website?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 818 ✭✭✭MauraTheThird


    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    I'LL ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE DAMN YOU!!!!!



    What's your favourite type of cloud? Haven't done Geography since the JC but I remember cirrus clouds being class.. thin wispy clouds and they nearly always indicate towards a good day (weather wise, what's not to love?
    Beats by Dr. Dre: Cool, or overpriced fashion statements for rich kids? So overpriced and tbh, in my opinion only a fashion statement. I'm not into music in a great way and I will never pretend to be but ~€200 for headphones? Dafuq! There's surely cheaper ones which are just as good. Right? I think most people get them are people who just want to say they have them.
    Outside of social networks (Boards, Twitter, FB, (and YouTube for good measure) etc) what's your favourite website? My favourite website would have to be Dear Blank Please Blank, FML or blogwise Hyperbole and a Half, basically anything where people are clever, witty and funny.


    Can I just say- loving the randomness of these questions.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 373 ✭✭HandsomeDivil


    What's the thing the Meatloaf won't do for love?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 818 ✭✭✭MauraTheThird


    What's the thing the Meatloaf won't do for love?

    He won't keep the promises he makes in every verse in the song. Typical.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 866 ✭✭✭Palytoxin


    Favourite meat?
    If Carlsberg did sandwiches..what would be in yours?
    Ideal holiday?
    Favourite book?
    Favourite dairy product?
    Favourite type of music?
    Favourite Weiss beer (if any)?
    If you had €10000 to spend, where would it go?
    Do you like Cork?
    Milk, White or Dark Chocolate?
    Doritos, yay or nay?
    Bus vs. Train?
    Favourite actress/actor?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Ed Sheeran Vs. Newton Faulkner.






    Note that an incorrect answer here will have dire consequences...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    Would you rather have T-Rex arms or a Brontosaurus neck?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 881 ✭✭✭AtomicKoala


    When you hear the name Jon Snow, who do you think of?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 818 ✭✭✭MauraTheThird


    Palytoxin wrote: »
    Favourite meat? Chicken. You can't fail once you have chicken to eat. (y)
    If Carlsberg did sandwiches..what would be in yours? Oh damn. i got this class one in Tralee last week.. Ham, cheddar, onion confit and some other random relish-y stuff on sourdough bread
    Ideal holiday? I'd love to go to on one of those amazing sun holidays in the Maldives with sun, sea and strawberry daquairis to keep me going <3
    Favourite book? My favourite book atm would be "The Perks of Being A Wallflower" by John Green. It's just one of those really subtle, well written, weaving stories and I really cannot describe my love for it.
    Favourite dairy product? Chocolate anything and then Philly Cheese. Dace.
    Favourite type of music? I'm really not into music all that much tbh. I like songs more than artists and types. But if I had to say who my favurite people are, they'd be Michael Jackson, Lady Gaga, One Direction, Olly Murs, Queen... Anything with a good beat to it :D
    Favourite Weiss beer (if any)?N/A
    If you had €10000 to spend, where would it go? On me alone, because I'm selfish... Atm, I'd just do boring stuff like pay off loans (:rolleyes:) and maybe go on a holiday with the Pharmacy friends :p
    Do you like Cork? I haven't explored Cork City as of yet but I still prefer Cork in general to home. People and amenities are closer and more bants are had! Though the knackers here aren't as great and the characters in Cork don't match home t'all!
    Milk, White or Dark Chocolate? Milk <3
    Doritos, yay or nay? All of them bar the Cheese ones >.<
    Bus vs. Train? Train always but people don't go on it very often :L
    Favourite actress/actor? Robert Downey Jr. The utter grá I have for him is unreal...

    Keep em coming :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 818 ✭✭✭MauraTheThird


    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    Ed Sheeran Vs. Newton Faulkner.






    Note that an incorrect answer here will have dire consequences...

    Dire Consequences..... ****e.

    Well, since I dunno who the other guy is, I'm going to have to go with Ed. (PLEASE LET ED BE THE RIGHT ANSWER)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 818 ✭✭✭MauraTheThird


    Would you rather have T-Rex arms or a Brontosaurus neck?

    T-Rex Arms.. They'd be cute and not all that different to what I have now :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 818 ✭✭✭MauraTheThird


    When you hear the name Jon Snow, who do you think of?

    Jack Frost's brother.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Dire Consequences..... ****e.

    Well, since I dunno who the other guy is, I'm going to have to go with Ed. (PLEASE LET ED BE THE RIGHT ANSWER)


    ............................................

    BANNED!



    :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 818 ✭✭✭MauraTheThird


    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    ............................................

    BANNED!



    :p

    #lifeover


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,394 ✭✭✭JamJamJamJam


    Favourite soccer player?
    Whole milk or skimmed milk?
    Do you have any cool talents?
    How high can you count in Spanish?
    Favourite hair colour?
    Which is worse: Socks and sandals or any mustard-coloured item of clothing?
    Do you like brown sauce?
    What have you done with Maura the first and Maura the second?
    Do you have hoodies and a funny slogan for your class yet? What's the slogan?
    Favourite accent?
    Favourite kind of breakfast?
    Are you a morning person?
    Tea or coffee?
    Sminky shorts - Yay or nay?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 866 ✭✭✭Palytoxin


    Getting up early when there's nobody around or staying up late when there's nobody around?
    Favourite animal?
    Green grapes or red grapes?
    Would you rather be a bird or a fish?
    Favourite film?
    Prefer Ladybirds or Butterflies?
    Favourite weather?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    How often do you confuse the words Brain and Brian?

    What is your favourite colour horse?

    What's your favourite type of calendar?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 881 ✭✭✭AtomicKoala


    Jack Frost's brother.

    Why don't you watch Channel 4 News?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 818 ✭✭✭MauraTheThird


    Favourite soccer player? Imma say Messi because he's the only soccer player I've proper seen playing in RL and it was a boring match but he still kept you mesmerised. Amazing man :)
    Whole milk or skimmed milk? Leestrand Full-Fat milk is the best milk of all time in the universe ever but my heart cannot handle it :L SO skimmed milk for me please, ta <3
    Do you have any cool talents? Unfortunately, I am neither cool or talented :p
    How high can you count in Spanish? Er... uno ...
    Favourite hair colour? This is sad but Ariel red hair. if I could pull it off, that's what I'd rock for the rest of my life :cool:
    Which is worse: Socks and sandals or any mustard-coloured item of clothing? Socks and sandals... That's horrible.
    Do you like brown sauce? Christ no. I've never even tasted it! The smell puts me right off >.<
    What have you done with Maura the first and Maura the second? Well, it involves sickness, death, plagues, locusts and Jesus being resurrected again...
    Do you have hoodies and a funny slogan for your class yet? What's the slogan? no hoodies yet but the class rep is FINALLY getting on it! We're currently flittering between "Kiss my aspirin" and "Slingin' pills to pay the bills". The fact that neither have sexual undertones saddens me :P
    Favourite accent? Northern Irish accents steal my heart each and everytime :)
    Favourite kind of breakfast? Porridge with said perfect milk as mentioned above with plenty of sugar- absolute bliss <3
    Are you a morning person? Yessiree... As long as people don't up in my grill :D
    Tea or coffee? I drink tea more but prefer coffee :)
    Sminky shorts - Yay or nay? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 818 ✭✭✭MauraTheThird


    Palytoxin wrote: »
    Getting up early when there's nobody around or staying up late when there's nobody around? Staying up late when no-one's around, at least I've the option of going to sleep for ages if I want cz I'm tired. If I snooze again in the morning I get headachey :L
    Favourite animal? Black cat called Salem
    Green grapes or red grapes? Red grapes forever and always. The fruit of the gods!
    Would you rather be a bird or a fish? A bird. Migrating for the winter sounds unbelievable and plus YOU CAN FLY. Class.
    Favourite film? I can't pick just one :L One of my favourites would be "The Perks of Being A Wallflower".. utter class.
    Prefer Ladybirds or Butterflies? Ladybirds, cz they're big booty bitches.
    Favourite weather? When it's roasting hot but there's a slight breeze so you're not boiling over, but at extreme risk of sunburn!

    Love the questions.


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