Inappropriate Breakfast

Frank Black

I made chocolate cake last night and just had a big slice of it at my desk for breakfast.
I once had tacos from Taco Bell at 8.00am waiting at an airport for a flight and I've eaten instant noodles to start the day many a time while backpacking.

What's the most inappropriate breakfast you've eaten?

RoyalMarine

my girlfriend.

antodeco

Cold chicken curry in a sandwich. Say what you like but it was fnucking delish!

crashplan

Chicken Chow Mein Sandwich!

BillyMitchel

A bottle of Jack Daniels

KERSPLAT!

Once had f-all to eat in the house so I heated up some Irish stew I was suppose to have for my lunch, it was amazing!!

Rosy Posy

Breakfasted on Mojitos once on a girls weekend away. I figure the large amount of fresh mint involved negated the vodka and sugar.

I know a lad who sleep-ate a cold kebab that he had left on his bedside table.

MagicMarker

RoyalMarine wrote: »

my girlfriend.

Your girlfriend.

Dravokivich

RoyalMarine wrote: »

my girlfriend.

MagicMarker wrote: »

Your girlfriend.

Did he leave much for ya?

phil1nj

A census takers liver with a nice Chianti and some fava beams pffft, pffft, pffft.

pm1977x

Reheated chicken curry from the night before, lovely

A friend once made poached eggs, then realised he had no bread to toast to go with them.

He had poached eggs on digestive biscuits as a bread replacement.

zef

zopiclone

Shenshen

What? What's inappropriate about cake for breakfast? It's what we always had growing up in Southern Germany?

sbsquarepants

Princess Petulia Pissy Pants wrote: »

Once had f-all to eat in the house so I heated up some Irish stew I was suppose to have for my lunch, it was amazing!!

I regularly (well about once a month or so, after my mammy gives me a bowl to bring home with me!) have stew for breakfast - it kicks ass. Breakfast of champions you could say!:D

Chuck Stone

I put my big warm sausage inside her inviting bap.

Lemonperv

Chuck Stone wrote: »

I put my big warm sausage inside her inviting bap.

Brown sauce?

BillyMitchel

Chuck Stone wrote: »

I put my big warm sausage inside her inviting bap.

I'm not sure if this made me horny or hungry.

Chuck Stone

Lemonperv wrote: »

Brown sauce?

Just plain.

Teyla Emmagan

A huge big plate of sashimi at a fish market in Tokyo at 7.30 in the morning. The fish were killed in front of us. Best breakfast I ever had!

blackwhite

BillyMitchel wrote: »

I'm not sure if this made me horny or hungry.

Then stay the hell out of my fridge

BillyMitchel

blackwhite wrote: »

Then stay the hell out of my fridge

Depends. Are you called after black and white pudding?!

blackwhite

BillyMitchel wrote: »

Depends. Are you called after black and white pudding?!

Well now I am!!!

BillyMitchel

blackwhite wrote: »

Well now I am!!!

Then I definitely can't stay out of your fridge!!

Lemonperv

Tuborg and a chilli con carne

shanec1928

pizza

Princess Petulia Pissy Pants

Princess Petulia Pissy Pants wrote: »

Once had f-all to eat in the house so I heated up some Irish stew I was suppose to have for my lunch, it was amazing!!

Probably one of the healthiest brekkies you could eat!

I'd say BBQ hula hoops and lucozade citrus clear is the worst I've had and it's happened just a little too often.

Matt_Trakker

Boxed cereals, so wrong.

Matt_Trakker

Matt_Trakker wrote: »

Boxed cereals, so wrong.

But their sugary goodness is oh so right.

I don't buy cereals because I would just eat them all day long. Crunchy nut cornflakes mmmmmmmmmm.

gobnaitolunacy

Porridge and chocolate ice cream, mixed in.

the_syco

Two double Southern Comfort & 7up's at 06:30am before a flight to France

=-=

Reheated slice of pizza from the night before is a personal favourite of "Inappropriate Breakfast"...

Wossack

whole selection box

Czarcasm

Muesli.

Especially when you have to attend a meeting later on that day- FUUU... Gas masks for everybody in the audience!

hawkelady

6.45 am.... A reheated hotdog from the night before, put the 6 squares of a yellow snack bar in it, then.. Shove as many mega meanies on top of it as you can.
Amazing is the word to describe it as your taste buds become alive first thing in the morning. Washed down with cold milk of course.
Please do yourselves a favour and try this.
I have been known to go to the chipper and get a hotdog just to have this breakfast the next morning.

Actually my week in Ibiza was probably the worst food week of my life. Pot noodles and a vodka for breakfast mostly but I don't know if it counts as breakfast if you haven't slept.

rain on

Jagermeister .. or ceviche, the raw fish thing they have in Peru, though that's actually meant to be a good hangover cure, it feels pretty wrong.

miss no stars

leftover chinese takeaway. Shredded chicken with salt and chilli (dry, no sauce) is AMAZING the next day

seamus

If we get Indian with starters, there's usually a Bhaji, a Samosa and a few pakoras left over, which I have for breakfast the next day.

It is a bit weird, doesn't really go with a cup of tea...

giant_midget

Heinkien and a packet of Fig-Rolls one morning at Elec Picnic in 06

tmc86

Big Mac Meal with a strawberry milkshake at about 7am in a German service station (school tour and we'd been driving through the night sleeping on the bus!)

I've had some pretty horrendous liquid breakfasts on rollovers. last one was a couple of 17year old whiskeys with cranberry juice just after waking. blurrghh

Ush1

I had a huge plate of nachos and a chicken curry. Thought my stomach was gonna explode and didn't eat for the rest of the day.

Nonoperational

Matt_Trakker wrote: »

Boxed cereals, so wrong.

You probably need to look up the definition of inappropriate seeing as boxed cereals are specifically designed and marketed for breakfast!

stimpson

Black coffee and a fat one. Patented hangover cure.

Nonoperational

Nonoperational wrote: »

You probably need to look up the definition of inappropriate seeing as boxed cereals are specifically designed and marketed for breakfast!

Marketed being the operative word. Cereals are pure crap, they are full of sugar, raise insulin levels, don't keep you full, and should be avoided.

Grayditch

Shepherds Pie.

Pure decadence.

My breakfast every single day.. Coffee and a cigarette.

Breakfast almost every day is a smoke, a swig of Diet Coke, and a bag of Monster Munch.

I just don't like breakfast. But I'd eat anything at all first thing if I was hungry. Burger, stew, leftover indian/chinese, yesterday was half a tin of cold Tesco value tinned spagetti. Breakfast is all in the mind!

Sushi at 6:30am at Copenhagen airport was possibly the only time I thought "This might not have been a good idea".

Cienciano

My mate had an entire cake for breakfast. We were picking him up early one morning and he gets into the car telling us he just ate an entire gateaux chocolate log

Matt_Trakker

Deleted User wrote: »

But their sugary goodness is oh so right.

Them cereals are in cohoots with the dental industry, tellin ya

spodoinkle

A bottle of buckfast and cold curry chips from the night before.

demanufactured

A mars ice cream.