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Fossil men's watch

Man City 10 · 2013-01-07 02:32:38

http://www.adverts.ie/mens-watches/mens-fossil-self-charging-watch/2330861 Ok i bought this watch and for some reason it does not seem to work It is said to be solar powered-self charging. But the only thing that moves is the bottom left and centre hand. Weird. Went into shop and they said to open it. Could not be arsed…

07-01-2013 2:32am

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http://www.adverts.ie/mens-watches/mens-fossil-self-charging-watch/2330861
Ok i bought this watch and for some reason it does not seem to work
It is said to be solar powered-self charging.
But the only thing that moves is the bottom left and centre hand.
Weird.
Went into shop and they said to open it.
Could not be arsed any ideas ??
(P.S)Please do not say ask the person you bought it off because i already did and If i get it somehow working I do not want to return it so I will see if there is anyone who can give me the cause or method to fix
I tried ti carry it around times outside but no good still same

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#2 07-01-2013 2:33am

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Be arsed?

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#3 07-01-2013 2:35am

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Havent the time.

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#4 07-01-2013 2:36am

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No its because if I open it i might as well put it in the dump as I might break it with all the springs bouncing around and please any help no jokes

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#5 07-01-2013 2:45am

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Fossil Metal Dress Twist Gunmetal Dial ME1014 Watch For Men
This is the watch name

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#6 07-01-2013 2:54am

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AH's isn't the best place to ask these questions, try this http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=1175

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#7 07-01-2013 3:15am

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I suggest inserting it into your rectum.

The regenerative powers of the lower intestines will slowly repair the watch, akin to nanobots from science fiction literature.

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#8 07-01-2013 3:21am

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Dermighty wrote: »

I suggest inserting it into your rectum.

The regenerative powers of the lower intestines will slowly repair the watch, akin to nanobots from science fiction literature.

Ya I completely forgot about that, that's an obvious thing to do...

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#9 07-01-2013 3:23am

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Fire, lots of fire, light the watch on fire, fire makes all the pain go away, fire.

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#10 07-01-2013 3:25am

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Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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#11 07-01-2013 3:27am

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How does a solar powered watch work when most of the time it's underneath your sleeve?

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#12 07-01-2013 3:33am

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Seriously, have you tried pushing the crown in fully. You're probably in chronograph setting.

User guide for fossil watches.
http://www.fossil.com/wcsstore/CommonFossil/attachments/watch_instructions/Fossil_Watch_Instructions_ENG_UK.pdf

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#13 07-01-2013 3:52am

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Dermighty wrote: »

I suggest inserting it into your rectum.

The regenerative powers of the lower intestines will slowly repair the watch, akin to nanobots from science fiction literature.

Is the anus any better no

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#14 07-01-2013 3:53am

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Jimoslimos wrote: »

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

You cannot turn it off or on
Fossil Metal Dress Twist Gunmetal Dial ME1014 Watch For Men
tHIS IS THE MODEL

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Jimoslimos wrote: »

Seriously, have you tried pushing the crown in fully. You're probably in chronograph setting.

User guide for fossil watches.
http://www.fossil.com/wcsstore/CommonFossil/attachments/watch_instructions/Fossil_Watch_Instructions_ENG_UK.pdf

Crown??
What crown??
Chronograph Setting>>>???
There is no button on it apart from the date on from what I can see

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#16 07-01-2013 3:56am

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Jimoslimos wrote: »

Seriously, have you tried pushing the crown in fully. You're probably in chronograph setting.

User guide for fossil watches.
http://www.fossil.com/wcsstore/CommonFossil/attachments/watch_instructions/Fossil_Watch_Instructions_ENG_UK.pdf

Do i go on the automatic one and is there any way you can break it down into simpler words for me thanks

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#17 07-01-2013 3:57am

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It says to position 1
what does that mean

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#18 07-01-2013 4:08am

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http://forums.watchuseek.com/f365/how-set-day-date-analog-watch-329517.html
If this is what it is i tried and no luck

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#19 07-01-2013 4:11am

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Send them an email or something.

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#20 07-01-2013 4:15am

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I had probably done the winding management wrong say if i print it out-the winding managment and bring to jewellers
WILL HE DO FOR FREE, I MEAN HEY ITS ONLY GOING TO TAKE 1 MINUTE FROM WHAT I CAN READ 2 STEPS

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#21 07-01-2013 4:23am

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I genuinely don't care.

Best of luck though.

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#22 07-01-2013 4:24am

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You should change your name to flava flav though, that would be gas.

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#23 07-01-2013 4:28am

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Ask the Old Grandfather Clock, he's the elder of the timepieces, he'll know what to do.

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#24 07-01-2013 1:23pm

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Man City 10 wrote: »

It says to position 1
what does that mean

:rolleyes: Really? REALLY? Push the crown back in all the way, it's fairly straight forward.

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#25 07-01-2013 1:27pm

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I'd have sent it back for not being made out of prettified ancient creatures.

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#26 07-01-2013 1:32pm

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Darius.Tr wrote: »

AH's isn't the best place to ask these questions, try this http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=1175

Sshhhh!!!!!!

I want to see how many times one poster can reply to their own thread!!

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#27 07-01-2013 1:32pm

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This is the only AH thread thats gotten a smirk out of me today.
I'm broken.

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#28 07-01-2013 1:33pm

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Mama always said stuff like this happens when you get them from the lucky lucky men.

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#29 07-01-2013 1:34pm

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BillyMitchel wrote: »

Mama always said stuff like this happens when you get them from the lucky lucky men.

If the wood isnt paid for the door will squeak. Or something.

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#30 07-01-2013 1:44pm

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Thinly veiled 'check out my new watch thread'.

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#31 07-01-2013 1:52pm

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Dermighty wrote: »

I suggest inserting it into your rectum.

The regenerative powers of the lower intestines will slowly repair the watch, akin to nanobots from science fiction literature.

The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

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#32 07-01-2013 2:12pm

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Plazaman wrote: »

The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

no wonder the solar charging doesnt work

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#33 07-01-2013 2:33pm

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That is the unhappiest looking watch I've ever seen. Maybe try telling it a few jokes, or give it a few compliments, anything to cheer it up a little.

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#34 07-01-2013 2:53pm

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Dermighty wrote: »

I suggest inserting it into your rectum.

The regenerative powers of the lower intestines will slowly repair the watch, akin to nanobots from science fiction literature.

The crushing walls of the powerful sphincter would surely destroy a mans timepiece.... or would they?

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#35 07-01-2013 3:01pm

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Man City 10 wrote: »

solar powered

http://www.met.ie/forecasts/5day-ireland.asp

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#36 07-01-2013 3:11pm

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stevenmu wrote: »

That is the unhappiest looking watch I've ever seen. Maybe try telling it a few jokes, or give it a few compliments, anything to cheer it up a little.

It's not unhappy just because it has frown does not mean its unhappy
Its the design you know

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#37 07-01-2013 3:48pm

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Maybe, but I bet you can't un-see it now

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#38 07-01-2013 3:50pm

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stevenmu wrote: »

That is the unhappiest looking watch I've ever seen. Maybe try telling it a few jokes, or give it a few compliments, anything to cheer it up a little.

Saw the exact same thing.

"Hey watch, why the sad face?"

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#39 07-01-2013 3:54pm

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It's all squeezed up at the top. Daliesque,even.

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#40 07-01-2013 3:56pm

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Ok guys thanks for help its all problem solved now nice lady offered 5E to get battery changed

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#41 07-01-2013 3:57pm

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Man City 10 wrote: »

Ok guys thanks for help its all problem solved now nice lady offered 5E to get battery changed

Is that what they call it now?

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