Is it rude to pull up your fly in public?

sfwcork

My byor tells me it is.i dont want everyone to see the big fella

kfallon

It's more rude to pull it down tbh

Absolutezero

kfallon wrote: »

It's more rude to pull it down tbh

Ah K. Still here after all the years. Still talking about what lies beneath.

bodhrandude

I would have thought that pulling your fly down would be more rude.

Gru

It's cheaper than air conditioning.

Ihatecuddles-old

Tell her you can't hear her, you're too busy picking your ears and nose.

kfallon

Absolutezero wrote: »

Ah K. Still here after all the years. Still talking about what lies beneath.

I only call in to see the old gang

Agent Smith

Would your "byor" rather everyone looking at your micky??

kfallon

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Tell her you can't hear her, you're too busy picking your ears and nose hole.

Absolutezero

kfallon wrote: »

I only call in to see the old gang

There's more than one down there?

amacca

It shows a distinct lack of foresight to have to pull up ones fly in public dear boy

one should have ones fly pulled up in private or if its one of those ones with a propensity for slipping down of their own accord then one should have it replaced with a dependable mechanism ... either button or zip based, thats not what matters really, you just want functionality

Ihatecuddles-old

kfallon wrote: »

Sh*t, I laughed... You and your stupid bum humour

IM0

Sitec wrote: »

I'd imagine it would be ruder to have your lad out.

or just leave it down [the zip]

Senna

If its down, pull it up regardless of where you are, unless you're walking out of a school.

kfallon

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Sh*t, I laughed... You and your stupid bum humour

You know me

Senna wrote: »

If its down, pull it up regardless of where you are, unless you're walking out of a school.

Nice darts

Abi

Urban dictionary wrote:

Byor: A word originating in Co. Cork Ireland where it began as a generic word for female. The corresponding word for male is 'feen'.

Ahhhh right.



Well your byor is right. It needs to be done discreetly!

kfallon

Reminds me of the scene in The Royle Family when Jim's fly is down and Barbra tells him, his retort is, "Ah the cage might be open but the beast is asleep!"

wellboytoo

No harm in advertising

kfallon

wellboytoo wrote: »

No harm in advertising

Yeah but not great when some bird tells you, "50% off, is it?"

bodhrandude

amacca wrote: »

It shows a distinct lack of foresight to have to pull up ones fly in public dear boy

one should have ones fly pulled up in private or if its one of those ones with a propensity for slipping down of their own accord then one should have it replaced with a dependable mechanism ... either button or zip based, thats not what matters really, you just want functionality

Unless its a boiler suit

Abi

kfallon wrote: »

Reminds me of the scene in The Royle Family when Jim's fly is down and Barbra tells him, his retort is, "Ah the cage might be open but the beast is asleep!"

He is a legend to be fair

kfallon

Abi wrote: »

He is a legend to be fair

The person every man aspires to be

Mickey H

Senna wrote: »

If its down, pull it up regardless of where you are, unless you're walking out of a school.

Exactly. If you're spotted, it could get awkward.....

keithclancy

As long as you don't start urinatin
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/6508632/a48ba847/sir...sir_..._sir_.html

irish son

sfwcork wrote: »

My byor tells me it is.i dont want everyone to see the big fella

Did people look impressed

LETHAL LADY

A smelly pervert flashed his pubes and a bit more at me when I worked as a cashier as a teenager. The fecker had his pants held up with baling twine and the zipper gaping open displaying his pubes, he definately had no underpants on as there was too much on display, I was horrified. :eek: In conclusion zip up your pants anywhere and tie your belt tighter if it feels that little bit too loose so that your pants may fall down or you may traumatise an innocent young person.

Mickey H

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

A smelly pervert flashed his pubes and a bit more at me when I worked as a cashier as a teenager. The fecker had his pants held up with baling twine and the zipper gaping open displaying his pubes, he definately had no underpants on as there was too much on display, I was horrified. :eek: In conclusion zip up your pants anywhere and tie your belt tighter if it feels that little bit too loose so that your pants may fall down or you may traumatise an innocent young person.

You had a good 'aul look, didn't you.

ejmaztec

sfwcork wrote: »

My byor tells me it is.i dont want everyone to see the big fella

Some people might be tempted to look down on the unemployed if you don't do your flies up.

LETHAL LADY

Mickey H wrote: »

You had a good 'aul look, didn't you.

Yeah it was mesmerizing.

Dont call me Shirley

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

A smelly pervert flashed his pubes and a bit more at me when I worked as a cashier as a teenager. The fecker had his pants held up with baling twine and the zipper gaping open displaying his pubes, he definately had no underpants on as there was too much on display, I was horrified. :eek: In conclusion zip up your pants anywhere and tie your belt tighter if it feels that little bit too loose so that your pants may fall down or you may traumatise an innocent young person.

Sorry about that.

LETHAL LADY

Dont call me Shirley wrote: »

Sorry about that.

Ok Shirley, I forgive you.

Absolutezero

Dont call me Shirley wrote: »

Shirley.

Dont call me Shirley

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Ok Shirley, I forgive you.

Absolutezero wrote: »

Shirley.

Like that is it?

Absolutezero

Dont call me Shirley wrote: »

Like that is it?

Like what Shirley?

Mickey H

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Yeah it was mesmerizing.

Mesmerizingly bad by the sound of it.

ProudDUB

What's a byor? :rolleyes:

Seanieke

Fly's spread disease, keep yours closed.

admiralofthefleet

sure yis drag your knuckles along the ground in caarrrk so you flying low is nothing

Lazy Bhoy

I would say that it would definitely be more rude to knowingly walk around with it unzipped rather than discreetly zip up.

Is it rude to pull up your fly in public?

Much ruder not to.

Knockout_91

Delighted to see this thread. The zip on my jeans recently broke so it slides down regularly as I am walking, hence I have to zip it up. Every time I do though I get really embarrassed as though I am doing something "dirty".

Sinfonia

Zip up your mickey

Squaredude

Knockout_91 wrote: »

Delighted to see this thread. The zip on my jeans recently broke so it slides down regularly as I am walking, hence I have to zip it up. Every time I do though I get really embarrassed as though I am doing something "dirty".

Get a key ring and attach it to the zip,put the key ring over the button on your jeans,then button your jeans.Your zip will stay up.

syklops

Agent Smith wrote: »

Would your "byor" rather everyone looking at your micky??

She wants others to see what she 'gets'?

ToddyDoody

I had to do this in an arthouse cinema only yesterday. The best thing to do is tip your neighbours on the shoulder and politely explain the situation before zipping up.