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Glad i never drank a guinness in my life.

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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 755 ✭✭✭sea_monkey


    it really is a slow news day


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,834 ✭✭✭✭Pudsy33


    You're really missing out, tis the drink of the Gods.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 545 ✭✭✭CageWager


    If this had happened what would we serve visiting US presidents? T.K Red Lemonade?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,616 ✭✭✭FISMA


    finipops wrote: »


    This is why we drink Murphy's!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,612 ✭✭✭bassy


    Never was a fan of Guinness,it is a pint of tarmacadam.
    Had my 1st pint of Guinness at 20 not had once since and that's over 15 years ago.
    The also say u need to drink a lot of them to get the desired effect,fook that.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 201 ✭✭finipops


    FISMA wrote: »
    This is why we drink Murphy's!

    I'm going to drink it even more so now. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    bassy wrote: »
    Never was a fan of Guinness,it is a pint of tarmacadam.
    Had my 1st pint of Guinness at 20 not had once since and that's over 15 years ago.
    The also say u need to drink a lot of them to get the desired effect,fook that.

    I like Guinness, makes my poo a bit tarmacadamy though


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    Pudsy33 wrote: »
    You're really missing out, tis the drink of the Gods.

    It's fairly ****e to be honest.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭dd972


    Showing my age here but believe it or not, pre Father Ted, Jacks Army, Irish comedians, etc roughly before 1990 Irishness in Britain was regarded as naff and uncool.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    finipops wrote: »

    No, one employee of the London Brewery pushed an agenda.

    He wasn't even from the family who owned the brewery, he was a distant cousin and had no claim to the company.

    Very slow news day.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 792 ✭✭✭parc


    Yep because the IRA are representative of the whole of Ireland

    Might think twice about drinking Guinness next time unless it really benefits the country? Personally I think the whole Ireland/Guiness thing goes hand in hand and brings a lot of tourists in.

    Bell end marketers though. Idiotic really


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    I love it but it does play havoc with my boxers for days though.
    Squitfcukintastic.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 201 ✭✭finipops


    Seaneh wrote: »

    No, one employee of the London Brewery pushed an agenda.

    He wasn't even from the family who owned the brewery, he was a distant cousin and had no claim to the company.

    Very slow news day.
    Let's face it, guinness only sticks to it's "Irishness" because of all the advertising that comes with it. Foreign visits, Patricks day etc...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,785 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles-old


    I love it but it does play havoc with my boxers for days though.
    Squitfcukintastic.

    Epic name so!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,386 ✭✭✭Killer Wench


    I'm not a Guinness fan but I fell in love with the apple cider - Magners? :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    I love it but it does play havoc with my boxers for days though.
    Squitfcukintastic.

    Suppose it'd be best if you changed them daily like the majority of us, so :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    I'm not a Guinness fan but I fell in love with the apple cider - Magners? :P

    Bulmers!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,386 ✭✭✭Killer Wench


    1ZRed wrote: »
    Bulmers!

    Ahhh yeah... that's the stuff. Love the berry one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,780 ✭✭✭dasdog


    A port town drink and a not very good stout. Anglo/gaelgor problems.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    finipops wrote: »
    Let's face it, guinness only sticks to it's "Irishness" because of all the advertising that comes with it. Foreign visits, Patricks day etc...

    And it founded in Dublin by an Irish man who's family owned it until a few decades ago, and the company still operates out of the original brewery...


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Guinness is Pish. Nitrokeg pish.

    The Brits are welcome to it. It is a British product anyway but they aren't stupid enough to claim it as theirs. The have real ales over there that leave Guinness in the dreggs.

    We latch on to the muck because its such a huge worldwide brandname that originated here, and we don't have too many of those.

    We like to think everyone else on the planet love Guinness in the same way we like to think everyone else on the planet loves wee likkle Oirland.

    The truth is most people don't give a fúck.

    And yet we drag foreign heads of state to pubs and brewerys to sample the pish because we want to show the rest of the world that we are famous for something. I'd prefer if we flew them in on Ryanair and fed them with some home grown spuds drowned in molten Kerrygold to name just a pair of true Irish brand names recognised globally.

    And all the while the marketing execs at Diageo HQ (in London) are rubbing their hands together as they glance at the graph of sales figures rising higher thanks to the merry little leprachauns across the Irish Sea dancing obediantly to their tune.


    Guinness is about as Irish as Korean Dog Chow Mein in soi sauce.

    And its piss.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,970 ✭✭✭Lenin Skynard


    Lapin wrote: »
    Guinness is Pish. Nitrokeg pish.

    Beersnob "pish".

    Guinness is a lovely drink and I'm glad that they didn't let a few IRA bombs compromise their pride in their nationality like so many do.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 57 ✭✭Dynamo Roller1


    There's nothing Irish about the name Guinness anyway, the McGuinness name is Scottish so get over it. Foreigners to begin with.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭Feelgood


    Interesting article about how Guinness helped the Brits defeat the 1916 Easter rising. I think it was even obvious back then that it was never an Irish product.

    1916 Easter Rising


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Well there's only one thing for it, blow up the Guiness brewery right?!?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,184 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Well there's only one thing for it, blow up the Guiness brewery right?!?

    Which one? They have breweries all over the world horsing out the Paddy Juice.

    No point in blowing up the one in Dublin.

    You'd only be playing into their hands, They've been trying to get shot of the place for years.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    bassy wrote: »
    Never was a fan of Guinness,it is a pint of tarmacadam.
    Had my 1st pint of Guinness at 20 not had once since and that's over 15 years ago.
    The also say u need to drink a lot of them to get the desired effect,fook that.

    So then you're totally unqualified to judge a drink which you have only sampled once.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,273 ✭✭✭flas


    Seaneh wrote: »

    And it founded in Dublin by an Irish man who's family owned it until a few decades ago, and the company still operates out of the original brewery...

    you mean founded in kildare by a british man who hated this country and is on record as saying so?!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    The Guinness family were southern Irish Unionists. They weren't English, I just googled him there and Arthur Guinness himself claimed to descend from the Mageniss and MCartan clans in Down.

    Many big business owners opposed Irish nationalism, I presume they feared instability to their market or even division to a certain degree.

    What the IRA did in the UK was a PR disaster for Guinness and they looked for a way out. Don't take it personally. All mega corporations are only out for themselves and will protect their image at any cost.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭lufties


    sea_monkey wrote: »
    it really is a slow news day

    thats why I find the chrimbo period so hard to bear...feck all doin, only so much lazing about a person can do.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    flas wrote: »
    you mean founded in kildare by a british man who hated this country and is on record as saying so?!

    But just because he opposed the nationalist movement doesn't mean he hated Ireland. Take a modern look on it for instance, does a Scotsman who opposes a referendum on independence for Scotland hate his country also?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,477 ✭✭✭grenache


    Despise Guinness/Diageo and everything they stand for. The whole association of Guinness with Irish tourism sickens me to the core. No other country sticks itself to one watery drink (Diageo water it down folks) like we do to Guinness. It cheapens the country.

    Every time you drink a pint of watery Guinness, you send money out of the country and over to Henrietta Place in London. And when you give Diageo your hard earned cash, it allows them to continue producing more of their other bland tasting products - Smirnoff, Gordons, etc.

    Next time you go to take a pint of stout, choose from one of the following: Porterhouse Wrasslers XXXX, O Hara's Leann Folláin, Shandon Stout, Dungarvan Blackrock Stout. You'll be getting a far superior stout than that mass produced watery $hite they brew at the Gate and you will also be supporting local indigenous industry and jobs by buying a truly Irish product.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 501 ✭✭✭Glassheart


    There's nothing Irish about the name Guinness anyway, the McGuinness name is Scottish so get over it.

    McGuinness and Guinness are gaelic Irish surnames


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,497 ✭✭✭ezra_pound


    Glassheart wrote: »

    McGuinness and Guinness are gaelic Irish surnames

    Mac Aonghusa


    If Oscar Wilde can be celebrated as Irish then so can Guinness!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,497 ✭✭✭ezra_pound


    Feelgood wrote: »
    Interesting article about how Guinness helped the Brits defeat the 1916 Easter rising. I think it was even obvious back then that it was never an Irish product.

    1916 Easter Rising

    Most of the population including nationalists were opposed to the rising. the people of Dublin showered the captured insurgents with abuse as they were carried away.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,900 ✭✭✭RayCon


    grenache wrote: »
    Porterhouse Wrasslers XXXX,

    Very nice stout :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,733 ✭✭✭✭corktina


    as ****e goes, it's better than a lot of other ****e. Not a real pint though is it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,049 ✭✭✭discus


    So it wasn't Arthur, it wasn't the whole company, it was 1 single executive who considered changing the Guinness allegience? Slow news day indeed.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Guinness is no more British, than it is Irish. It's both.

    Arthur considered himself an Irish Brit and proposed/advertised/acted on anything that could aid his business to thrive. There were social issues he help out Irish Catholics with, as well as social issues he opposed. The article linked in the OP does no more than to show that attitude towards protecting the business carried on through out the running of the company.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,156 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    The Guinness family previously were fantastic employers and put a lot of money into local projects. They fave Dublin St Stephens Green. They set up st Patrick's hostel for the homeless, restored st Patrick's cathedral provided housing in the area and set up excellent health and social schemes for their employees. They paid for them to be further educated if they wished. They were ahead of their times as far as employment goes and it's genuinely sad that almost no employers exist like that today.

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,754 ✭✭✭Odysseus


    Ah now leave them alone, I got a scholarship from them when I was going for my degree.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,327 ✭✭✭Madam_X


    dd972 wrote: »
    Showing my age here but believe it or not, pre Father Ted, Jacks Army, Irish comedians, etc roughly before 1990 Irishness in Britain was regarded as naff and uncool.
    Is it considered cool now or something? :confused:
    Presume not much thought is put into it really. Probably wasn't something people thought much about over there pre 1990 either, apart from the political side of things.
    Lapin wrote: »
    Guinness is Pish. Nitrokeg pish.

    The Brits are welcome to it. It is a British product anyway but they aren't stupid enough to claim it as theirs. The have real ales over there that leave Guinness in the dreggs.

    We latch on to the muck because its such a huge worldwide brandname that originated here, and we don't have too many of those.

    We like to think everyone else on the planet love Guinness in the same way we like to think everyone else on the planet loves wee likkle Oirland.

    The truth is most people don't give a fúck.

    And yet we drag foreign heads of state to pubs and brewerys to sample the pish because we want to show the rest of the world that we are famous for something. I'd prefer if we flew them in on Ryanair and fed them with some home grown spuds drowned in molten Kerrygold to name just a pair of true Irish brand names recognised globally.

    And all the while the marketing execs at Diageo HQ (in London) are rubbing their hands together as they glance at the graph of sales figures rising higher thanks to the merry little leprachauns across the Irish Sea dancing obediantly to their tune.


    Guinness is about as Irish as Korean Dog Chow Mein in soi sauce.

    And its piss.
    I and many others enjoy Guinness - we don't feel the need to analyse it or consider how "we" like it to be seen internationally as an Irish brand etc. :confused:

    There really is a weird and unhealthy obsession here on Boards with how Irish people are viewed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,485 ✭✭✭dj jarvis


    grenache wrote: »
    Despise Guinness/Diageo and everything they stand for. The whole association of Guinness with Irish tourism sickens me to the core. No other country sticks itself to one watery drink (Diageo water it down folks) like we do to Guinness. It cheapens the country.

    Every time you drink a pint of watery Guinness, you send money out of the country and over to Henrietta Place in London. And when you give Diageo your hard earned cash, it allows them to continue producing more of their other bland tasting products - Smirnoff, Gordons, etc.

    Next time you go to take a pint of stout, choose from one of the following: Porterhouse Wrasslers XXXX, O Hara's Leann Folláin, Shandon Stout, Dungarvan Blackrock Stout. You'll be getting a far superior stout than that mass produced watery $hite they brew at the Gate and you will also be supporting local indigenous industry and jobs by buying a truly Irish product.


    ahem

    scotch whiskey - Scotland
    Larger - Belgium and Germany
    Wine - France and Newzeland
    Vodka - Poland and Russia

    shall i go on ? many many countries associate a drink with their country and culture , not just us
    so go away with your poxy " feckin stupid irish and thier ****ty drink "
    does Diagio not employ LOADS of people in ireland _
    do all the tourists the come Because of Guinness not support thousands of jobs
    so what if the profit goes abroad , does this mean you dont shop in tescos or lidl ? do you not put fuel into your car that comes from outside Ireland or house heating oil ? where do you think that comes from? bally feckin mun ?
    do you watch bbc or have sky ? where do you think the money goes ?

    you are a product of what is truly awful about Ireland , not a poxy drink.
    i tell ya , luckily for you whoopsydaisy spanked me recently , because if she had not , i would be looking at a life ban for what you and your mindless ilk should be called ( not pointed at the grenache in particular , more the type of post )
    The world thinks its Irish , and done more good than harm
    people have associated drunkenness with the Irish LONG LONG before Guinness showed up


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,485 ✭✭✭dj jarvis


    madam x

    i could not agree more
    the anti Irish stance from the Irish on boards just does my head in

    ANY excuse to play down or belittle Ireland is taken at any chance

    as if this are not bad enough as it is, without its own people kicking the place when it down

    no wonder most with the brains or the cash have left , its not the country that is the problem , its the jokers that live in it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,313 ✭✭✭✭Sam Kade


    bassy wrote: »
    Never was a fan of Guinness,it is a pint of tarmacadam.
    Had my 1st pint of Guinness at 20 not had once since and that's over 15 years ago.
    The also say u need to drink a lot of them to get the desired effect,fook that.

    Nobody likes their first pint of Guinness, It takes a lot of pints and time ;)


  • Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    sea_monkey wrote: »
    it really is a slow news day
    Quite the opposite actually, this is the one day of the year that we find out why things happened the way they did 30 years ago as the (confidential) archives are released.

    A lot of skeletons will fall out of a few wardrobes over the next few days.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,485 ✭✭✭dj jarvis


    Quite the opposite actually, this is the one day of the year that we find out why things happened the way they did 30 years ago as the (confidential) archives are released.

    A lot of skeletons will fall out of a few wardrobes over the next few days.

    you bet - i have been reading the irish ones as well as the British ones
    well worth a read
    most noticeable are the Falklands ones concerning the brits and the US
    very good indeed


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    I drink Guinness occasionally when I feel like a change from Lager in an all Diageo pub, but there are far superior stouts out there as mentioned in this thread. Never really associated it with my identity as an Irishman so these revelations don't affect my opinion on it in any way.

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    Quite the opposite actually, this is the one day of the year that we find out why things happened the way they did 30 years ago as the (confidential) archives are released.

    A lot of skeletons will fall out of a few wardrobes over the next few days.

    More vile evilness from Thatcher across the way, as you'd expect from her tbh.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/dec/28/margaret-thatcher-role-plan-to-dismantle-welfare-state-revealed


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,485 ✭✭✭dj jarvis


    I drink Guinness occasionally when I feel like a change from Lager in an all Diageo pub, but there are far superior stouts out there as mentioned in this thread. Never really associated it with my identity as an Irishman so these revelations don't affect my opinion on it in any way.


    i agree , MUCH better beers and stouts on the market
    but for it to be said that it make someone sick that Guinness is associated with Ireland is just madness

    i am of a age that when i went abroad people used to say " ah - Irish bang bang ( al la IRA ) " , at least they just say Guinness and riverdance , and i know what one i would rather be associated with

    FFS , the way some are going on about it , you would swear it is designed to posion children and bunny rabbits
    it a mediocre drink owed by a global company + why such vitriol from some


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