No no no. I don't care if it's christmas.

dMaN24

Seriously. I turn into the Grinch personified during these holidays.

I haven't had a tree since i moved out of my parents, nor have i bought any gifts. To me Christmas is pure agony. If i had a TV i'd have to flip through all the Christmas crap and going shopping is pure h€ll..

I feel like i'm the only vegetarian at an all you can eat meat-fest.

Please respect my disrespect for Christmas. To me it's going to be a Monday/Tuesday like any others.

Thankfully there will be chippers open.

And the only Christmas spirit i will be feeling is the whiskey.

weemcd

You sound like some craic

passremarkable

dMaN24 wrote: »

Seriously. I turn into the Grinch personified during these holidays.

I haven't had a tree since i moved out of my parents, nor have i bought any gifts. To me Christmas is pure agony. If i had a TV i'd have to flip through all the Christmas crap and going shopping is pure h€ll..

I feel like i'm the only vegetarian at an all you can eat meat-fest.

Please respect my disrespect for Christmas. To me it's going to be a Monday/Tuesday like any others.

Thankfully there will be chippers open.

And the only Christmas spirit i will be feeling is the whiskey.

I hear ya barking big dog..

SouthTippBass

dMaN24 wrote: »

If i had a TV i'd have to flip through all the Christmas crap and ....

Did you watch Love/Hate on the toaster?

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=81907784

dMaN24

I usually am.
But not during these times when you spend all days alone.

I see no point in putting up decorations, buy an overly expensive tree that will crap on my floor and then try and be merry about it.

dMaN24

SouthTippBass wrote: »

Did you watch Love/Hate on the toaster?

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=81907784

Ah no. I watched it from available sources. As in this laptop i'm using.

mark renton

You probably need alcohol pal

dMaN24

passremarkable wrote: »

I hear ya barking big dog..

Not barking. More like venting.

Or are we forced to feel cheerful during these times?

dMaN24

john47832 wrote: »

You probably need alcohol pal

I'm drinking as we speak so i'm not sure it's doing any better.

Czarcasm

dMaN24 wrote: »

Please respect my disrespect for Christmas.

That's a bit Irish! :pac:

Drakares

I don't care about you not caring.

passremarkable

dMaN24 wrote: »

Not barking. More like venting.

Or are we forced to feel cheerful during these times?

not forced to feel anything, xmas is like any other time to me..i actually prefer summer, bright evenings!!

mark renton

dMaN24 wrote: »

I'm drinking as we speak so i'm not sure it's doing any better.

You probably need to put the alcohol down pal

Sunnyisland

I hate hating...

dMaN24

Drakares wrote: »

I don't care about you not caring.

Thank you.

dMaN24

john47832 wrote: »

You probably need to put the alcohol down pal

But he said...
Make up your mind people.

Where To

In Before Super-Rush.:p

areyawell

Nothing like Cocaine and Hookers to get you in the mood for Christmas!

Duckworth_Luas

When the OP dies he will spend eternity in a Christmas Eve shopping centre with this song on repeat!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoxQ4Ul_DME

dMaN24

Well i asked "santa" for new headphone since i managed to break the plug today, but apparently "santa" is broke and can't afford anything.

dMaN24

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

When the OP dies he will spend eternity in a Christmas Eve shopping centre with this song on repeat!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoxQ4Ul_DME

Where's my second option?
To chew on glass?

dirtyden

You have a TV, stop making stuff up.

If you really wanted to be left alone for disliking christmas, starting this thread was a really, really, really unusual way of going about it.

dMaN24

dirtyden wrote: »

You have a TV, stop making stuff up.

If you really wanted to be left alone for disliking christmas, starting this thread was a really, really, really unusual way of going about it.

I don't own a TV. How hard i that to accept?

I wanted to vent in all this crimbo malarky showed down my neck.

peterk675

Why would you ask us to respect your dis-respect for something we (most people) clearly respect, to us that's disrespectful :pac:

dMaN24

peterk675 wrote: »

Why would you ask us to respect your dis-respect for something we (most people) clearly respect, to us that's disrespectful :pac:

You should respect my disrespect so i can respect what you respect.
Simples. :pac:

SNORBEAST

Grumpy auld bollix.

Duckworth_Luas

dMaN24 wrote: »

Where's my second option?
To chew on glass?

A Christmas Day's party at Bing Crosby's house!


Bell rings. Bing hobbles to the door in his blue cardigan and opens it slightly.

With the door ajar we can just see that it's snowing outside.

Opening the door fully a large crowd is seen standing before Bing.

Sir Cliff Richard, Shakin' Stevens, George Michael & Andrew Ridgley, Noddy Holder & Slade, Paul MacCartney, Wizzard, Mariah Carey, Boney M, Nat King Cole and many others.


OP wakes in a sweat while sitting on a strange 1970s style settee, "Thank God it's only a dream!" he mutters.

Just then a thin, pale man appears before him, "I'm David Bowie, I live down the road. The party's just about to begin!"

"Come, they told me. Pa ra pa pa pum....."

dMaN24

SNORBEAST wrote: »

Grumpy auld bollix.

Yes, yes (if 38 is auld) and yes.

dMaN24

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

A Christmas Day's party at Bing Crosby's house!


Bell rings. Bing hobbles to the door in his blue cardigan and opens it slightly.

With the door ajar we can just see that it's snowing outside.

Opening the door fully a large crowd is seen standing before Bing.

Sir Cliff Richard, Shakin' Stevens, George Michael & Andrew Ridgley, Noddy Holder & Slade, Paul MacCartney, Wizzard, Mariah Carey, Boney M, Nat King Cole and many others.


OP wakes in a sweat while sitting on a strange 1970s style settee, "Thank God it's only a dream!" he mutters.

Just then a thin, pale man appears before him, "I'm David Bowie, I live down the road. The party's just about to begin!"

"Come, they told me. Pa ra pa pa pum....."

Slade! I'd turn into a fully fledged tree if i got to spend christmas with Slade.
Awesome.

Cerulean Chicken

dMaN24 wrote: »

I usually am.
But not during these times when you spend all days alone.

I see no point in putting up decorations, buy an overly expensive tree that will crap on my floor and then try and be merry about it.

You can get a fake Christmas tree in Tesco or Penneys for €10-15, decorations for under a tenner, Scrooge.

dMaN24

But why. It's only in my way...

Cerulean Chicken

dMaN24 wrote: »

But why. It's only in my way...

Don't put it in the middle of the room then.

Where To

Watching Christmas specials of TV shows (where the sets are decorated) is a cheap hassle free way of decorating your own home.

Pottler

Happy Christmas OP! It's Christmas, Christmas is great!.:D

themadchef

dMaN24 wrote: »

Yes, yes (if 38 is auld) and yes.

38

mid life crisis smack in da gob.

Daycent roide and spoon da bejayzis out of ya.... that'll do the job nicely .

Knock the Grinch out of anyone that would.

SouthTippBass

dMaN24 wrote: »

I don't own a TV. How hard i that to accept?

I wanted to vent in all this crimbo malarky showed down my neck.

Sure buddy, you play the xbox on the laptop as well? :rolleyes:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77783562

Gauss

dMaN24 wrote: »

Ah no. I watched it from available sources. As in this laptop i'm using.

I'd rather cut the grassy in freezing, windy, wet conditions than watch a programme on a laptop.

Pottler

So kids, if you are a grumpy liar, you might end up alone at Christmas. Be happy, it takes less effort and people like you betterer. You also get the ride more often. OP, knock off the booze, and make some friends, lifes great, sure the alternative is crap.:)

dMaN24

SouthTippBass wrote: »

Sure buddy, you play the xbox on the laptop as well? :rolleyes:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=77783562

Yes. I had a TV. A 36 inch one. Which i had to sell as i was unemployed.
I then called uPC to cancel my tv sub.

And then i sold my xbox aswell.

No. Time stands still and you still have your commodore 64?

dMaN24

Pottler wrote: »

So kids, if you are a grumpy liar, you might end up alone at Christmas. Be happy, it takes less effort and people like you betterer. You also get the ride more often. OP, knock off the booze, and make some friends, lifes great, sure the alternative is crap.:)

Thanks for calling me a liar.

dMaN24

Gauss wrote: »

I'd rather cut the grassy in freezing, windy, wet conditions than watch a programme on a laptop.

Well that is your choice. I won't chase you down the street with a rake. I might disapprove. But that's about it.

Pottler

dMaN24 wrote: »

Thanks for calling me a liar.

I was third in line to do it, but Happy Christmas anyway!:)

dMaN24

Pottler wrote: »

I was third in line to do it, but Happy Christmas anyway!:)

In what way am i a liar?

Please be the first one to explain that?

Because i once owned a TV? That i have posted that i watch Love/hate?
That i had an xbox?

I call YOU a liar.
Or do you simply love to jump the bandwagon?

And why do i have to accept christmas?

I LOVE the thing about Afer Hours.

We have a sticky about "No one shuld be left alone for christmas"
and the fact that this is the loneliest time f the year.

But still. I don't like christmas. I am abnormal.


Tell you what. If i jump into the liffey. You won't even know i did.

So DON'T EVER CALL ME A LIAR!

Quazzie

dMaN24 wrote: »

You won't even know i did.!

Yes we would. It'd be on the news on your big telly ya big liar!

dMaN24

I DON'T OWN A TV. HOW HARD IS IT TO UNDERSTAND THAT SOME PEOPLE DON'T OWN A TV?

Seriously. WTF is wrong with you?
Dear Quazzie. I hope you choke on your turkey.

Because being cool on Boards will get you laid.

Well get lost.

Thanks for helping out.


This just went from a vent to a serious event.

So f off.

And for the mods. Lcking this thread will do a heap when i'm not even around to care about it.


GET IT INTO YOUR SIMPLEMINDED LITTLE HEADS THAT NOT EVERYONE OWNS A TV.
THEN THINK ABOUT YOUR WHINING ABOUT YOUR EVERYDAY LIFE. NOT EVERYONE CAN OWN A TV. HOW BLEEDING HARD IS THAT TO ACCEPT?

YES. I'M DOING CAPS NOW, BECAUSE PEOPLE THINK THIS IS FUNNY.

DEPLORABLE. YOU CAN R.I.P ALL YOU WANT LATER, BUT NOW IT'S FUNNY AS F.

AND THEN YOU CAN SUCK UP ON FACEBOOK WITH ALL YOUR "OH SO SAD N ONE DID ANYTHING. I KNOW I WOULD.

dMaN24

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056241245


THANK YOU BOARDS FOR BEING SUCH IGNORANT TURNCOATS.
IF IT SUITS YOU THEN YOU HELP. OTHERWISE RIDICULE.

HAHA ****ING HA.

SweetCaliber

dMaN24 wrote: »

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056241245


THANK YOU BOARDS FOR BEING SUCH IGNORANT TURNCOATS.
IF IT SUITS YOU THEN YOU HELP. OTHERWISE RIDICULE.

HAHA ****ING HA.

Are you feeling okay?

dMaN24

What do think?
Honestly?

After being called a liar?
Knowing that i hate this season?
Being alone?

Simple friggin answer if you ask me.

Super-Rush

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