How many friends do you have?

Jimmy Garlic

I mean real friends that you can count on. A lot of "friends" most of us have are just fair weather friends that take a hike when the going gets rough. Can you differentiate between your real friends and glorified acquaintances?

Boombastic

643 on-line at the moment :cool: :pac:

ItsNoAlias

counting Bookface?

stimpson

I've probably got more friends than you've got cows.

Drakares

The only one that matters.

9959

I've plenty of friends, but none that reek of garlic, sorry Jimmy.
Chin up!

brummytom

10-15 'mates', probably 3 other close friends, who I'd trust with anything.

Sar_Bear

Do people I meet on the Internet count?

Duggy747

Dead people are great, they won't run off and leave you, you can tie strings to them and make puppets out of them and they make for great decorations around the house.

This year, I have a Santa on top of the house................had to move him from the garden because he was beginning to stink up the place.

Drakares

^ wtf..?

dttq

About three fiddy

admiralofthefleet

ten thousand. i got a photo of me kicking my mate len up the hole blown up so they could all have one

SEPT 23 1989

I had a dog but he died

kuldeep121

I have very few mainly 3 who are my real friends and i can rely on they for everything!
It is better to have few than the fake ones

demakinz

I have a good few friends but i would have maybe 5 or 6 that i would trust with my life. One of which i seen for the first time in 3 years last night hes only back from oz for christmas,

Mr Benevolent

3, maybe 4.

HowAreWe

like 3 good friends and 5 other "buddies".

Then people that are my "friends" when I drink.

Where To

I have many people who think they are my friend, but in reality I am a cold, calculating, clinical sociopath who cares about no one. mwahahahahahaha.












Forever alone.:(

stinkle

stimpson wrote: »

I've probably got more friends than you've got cows.

I have 104 friends

Gabriele

Do immaginary friends count?

Duckworth_Luas

Gabriele wrote: »

Do immaginary friends count?

Hardly!

Jesus is my only true friend.

Where To

Sar_Bear wrote: »

Do people I meet on the Internet count?

Most of us can count, yes.:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJxKvwMIVtA

Ihatecuddles-old

Sar_Bear wrote: »

Do people I meet on the Internet count?

0/

Sar_Bear

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

0/

Oh hai friend

validusername1

4

mattjack

Confab wrote: »

3, maybe 4.

Hard to count 'em all ?

ItsNoAlias

Where To wrote: »

Most of us can count, yes.:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJxKvwMIVtA

To paraphase the simpsons, Count should "Go back to his own country"

ItsNoAlias

Sometimes I think all of my friends are imaginary - Bill Watterson

Mr Benevolent

mattjack wrote: »

Hard to count 'em all ?

Depends on the definition.

RikkFlair

Monica, Chandler, Ross, Phoebe, Joey and Rachel.

monkeysnapper

stimpson wrote: »

I've probably got more friends than you've got cows.

Ha ha you beat me to that one ... Classic

bb1234567

Who cares, we'll all be dead by tomorrow anywho.:pac:

Snowie

Plenty of passing acquaintances, who have plenty of interest in telling me how I should be living my life.
My friends dont even tell me they just support me

Macailz

I have plenty of mates, maybe 5 good friends though

mattjack

Macailz wrote: »

I have plenty of mates, maybe 5 good friends though

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keith16

I have 672 friends on facebook but in real life I have about two. My shadow and the snowman I built the other day (see my post in the "My News" thread).

Sunnyisland

I have a whole boxset of friends.

Shryke

RikkFlair wrote: »

Monica, Chandler, Ross, Phoebe, Joey and Rachel.

Gunther is reading this depressed.
That guy was pretty sad, wasn't he.

kfallon

27.5

fkt

None.

But I'm trying to be happy today so whatevs.

Tomk1

I'm such an introvert, n' looks like aint the only one. Can only have 1 sometimes 2 trusted friends at any one time, plenty of buddies, but durning my drunk-years, pretty sure I had loads of friends?

EdenHazard

loads of friends but most of them extended. I'm pretty introverted.

Captain Graphite

Plenty of mates/buddies/whatever to go out and drink with and chat meaningless bollocks.
As to proper, real friends.......very few if any. I'm too cynical to trust people enough to call them 'friends'.

minidazzler

Jimmy Garlic wrote: »

I mean real friends that you can count on. A lot of "friends" most of us have are just fair weather friends that take a hike when the going gets rough. Can you differentiate between your real friends and glorified acquaintances?

If a lot of your friends are like that, then you are bad at picking friends.


I have 6 friends I could depend on for almost everything, but only 1 who definitely would help me kill someone if it came down to it.

triple-M

I have the same amount of friends as kip drordy

Red Hand

minidazzler wrote: »

If a lot of your friends are like that, then you are bad at picking friends.


I have 6 friends I could depend on for almost everything, but only 1 who definitely would help me kill someone if it came down to it.

It's good that you have all eventualities covered. But what if the guy you need to kill is that friend?

I have acquaintances, people I'd go out the odd time with, but nobody I'd depend on if I had to.

confuseddotcom

EdenHazard wrote: »

loads of friends but most of them extended. I'm pretty introverted.

Extended?!?



I r Billy Billie? Wilhemina-no-mates. But I usually hate people anyway. So meh.

bb1234567

I'm kind of quiet /shy person so most of the friends I have are close and trustworthy as I dont exactly have a huge social circle. But I'd probably have about 5 close friends, and maybe 7/8 other friends which is enough for me anyway .:)

Jake Rugby Walrus666

Red Hand wrote: »

It's good that you have all eventualities covered. But what if the guy you need to kill is that friend?

I have acquaintances, people I'd go out the odd time with, but nobody I'd depend on if I had to.

I think in that situation you could kidnap the children of one of your less reliable friends. You now ask that friend to kill your reliable best buddy. If they don't comply you begin hacking off limbs of the children and posting them to him. They'll eventually do the right thing.

UCDVet

Counting my wife? I'd say about one.

I don't get out much. I should probably work on that.

ToddyDoody

I made friends with a homeless person