How did that gob****e get on the television?!

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Is there anyone on TV who you really don't understand how on earth they managed to get there?

Watching an old episode of HIGNFY atm and Ross Noble is a guest. He's considered to be a comedian but he's not very funny, is he?

I know it's all subjective etc; but.. c'mon. All he does is shake his stupid greasy lookin' head and shout in silly accents like an escaped mental patient. Does he even do standup? He only ever seems to pop up on QI and the like.

Russel Brand and Russel Howard are another two... they're not funny are they? Howard is one of the most irritating people I can imagine.

Is there anyone whose name does not begin with the letter R that you find completely impossible to listen to or watch?

And why do I keep watch Dave?

The_Kew_Tour

Daithi O Se

BBDBB

Noble is a funny guy, surreal stuff, but funny

Brand is a cock, but is very smart and despite myself I find him very funny on occasion

Howard is funny but trys too hard

mark renton

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And why do I keep watch Dave?

Dunno - and me names not Dave

frozenfrozen

inb4 more father ted quotes

Vito Corleone

Russell Howard is very funny in my opinion. One of my favorite comedians.

Gongoozler

Ryan Tubridy. It's like he's wearing a mask...but he never takes the mask off.



Mammy, make the man take his mask off.

SureYWouldntYa

Russell Brand 100000000000% we get it you like sex

Israel_Dagg

Any woman comedian. I'm afraid they're just not funny, just put in for a bit of eye candy most of the time. Not being sexist, just the way it is..

Duckworth_Luas

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Is there anyone whose name does not begin with the letter R that you find completely impossible to listen to or watch?

Bryan Tubridy

NegativeCreep

I love russel brand and ross noble.

I can't understand how anyone can watch HIGNFY. It's literally the worst show on telly.

Ziegfeldgirl27

Johnny Vegas

Eamon Holmes

Brendan o'Connor

Senna

Brendan O Connor, just looks like a great big greasy pedo.

NegativeCreep

Israel_Dagg wrote: »

Any woman comedian. I'm afraid they're just not funny, just put in for a bit of eye candy most of the time. Not being sexist, just the way it is..

Sarah Silverman is hilarious!

sfwcork

Craig doyle.his a pure prat.he must have been blowing a producer

RikkFlair

Craig Doyle

Sar_Bear

Craig Doyle & Pat Kenny.

Tools.

Gongoozler

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

Bryan Tubridy

oops, I have a poor atten...
something

Red Hand

My name is URL wrote: »

Is there anyone on TV who you really don't understand how on earth they managed to get there?

Watching an old episode of HIGNFY atm and Ross Noble is a guest. He's considered to be a comedian but he's not very funny, is he?

I know it's all subjective etc; but.. c'mon. All he does is shake his stupid greasy lookin' head and shout in silly accents like an escaped mental patient. Does he even do standup? He only ever seems to pop up on QI and the like.

Russel Brand and Russel Howard are another two... they're not funny are they? Howard is one of the most irritating people I can imagine.

Is there anyone whose name does not begin with the letter R that you find completely impossible to listen to or watch?

And why do I keep watch Dave?

You just don't like Ru or Ro sounds.

How about Ross O Carroll Kelly? Ros na Rún? Russell Watson?

DebDynamite

Israel_Dagg wrote: »

Any woman comedian. I'm afraid they're just not funny, just put in for a bit of eye candy most of the time. Not being sexist, just the way it is..

Miranda Harte and Sarah Millican spring to mind. The latter is constantly on every panel show going.

Chuck Stone

Jimmy Carr. ****ing talentless ventriloquists dummy looking ****.

Predator is just starting on E4.

sfwcork

Lots of votes for craig doyle here

Chavways

Jo Brand. She should be locked in an attic and never let out.

brummytom

Ross Noble is an hilarious standup.


Jonathan Ross. Just don't understand how he keeps getting work.

My name is URL

NegativeCreep wrote: »

I can't understand how anyone can watch HIGNFY. It's literally the worst show on telly.

*closes account*

NegativeCreep

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*closes account*

It's awful :P

lazygal

The entire casts of Mrs Browns Boys, Fair City and Two and a half men.

Fr_Dougal

Gay Byrne. Lost his funny a long time ago.

DebDynamite

brummytom wrote: »

Jonathan Ross. Just don't understand how he keeps getting work.

He's a strange one. Loved him when he had his own chat show on the BBC, but when he moved to ITV, he instantly stopped being funny for me

notnumber

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Is there anyone whose name does not begin with the letter R that you find completely impossible to listen to or watch?

And why do I keep watch Dave?

Rachel from Friends
Rich Hall
roger waters
rodney trotter

is your name dave?

ViveLaVie

Both Russell Brand and Russell Howard are funny. Brand is particularly hilarious.

I don't understand how Ryan Tubridy got the Late Late.

SHOVELLER

Brand has no intellect. His presence on tv sums up the vacousness of what passes for tv these days. Although he was good at playing himself on Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Brendan O'Connor. Sorry but what a ballbag.

Paul O'Grady. Apparently he's a comedian?

EoghanIRL

Dtaithí o sea . He is a complete and utter retárd .

Pottler

That chef with the Pirahna teeth that advertises spar and is always on the box cooking pizza or some other gack. H.T.F did he get on the box?? Also, the entire cast of Fair city and Eastenders. WTF??

M cebee

gary lineker

EoghanIRL

Pottler wrote: »

That chef with the Pirahna teeth that advertises spar and is always on the box cooking pizza or some other gack. H.T.F did he get on the box?? Also, the entire cast of Fair city and Eastenders. WTF??

I don't even watch soaps . The acting is just horrendous .

ahnowbrowncow

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Jimmy Carr. ****ing talentless ventriloquists dummy looking ****.

Predator is just starting on E4.

You leave Jimmy alone I'm going to see him in February and I'm going to tell on you

Pottler

EoghanIRL wrote: »

I don't even watch soaps . The acting is just horrendous .

Me either, but really, a show about mundane daily schidte played by joe schmoes? And it's popular?? Feck off would ya. How is that entertainment??

Shryke

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Is there anyone on TV who you really don't understand how on earth they managed to get there?

Watching an old episode of HIGNFY atm and Ross Noble is a guest. He's considered to be a comedian but he's not very funny, is he?

I know it's all subjective etc; but.. c'mon. All he does is shake his stupid greasy lookin' head and shout in silly accents like an escaped mental patient. Does he even do standup? He only ever seems to pop up on QI and the like.

Russel Brand and Russel Howard are another two... they're not funny are they? Howard is one of the most irritating people I can imagine.

Is there anyone whose name does not begin with the letter R that you find completely impossible to listen to or watch?

And why do I keep watch Dave?

Noble tours a fairly incredible amount. He's been a constant hit on the comedy circuit for something like 20 years. He's good when he's good but it's all a bit stream of consciousness/prattling until he hits the right note.

Howard is atrocious, and so is that other guy off Mock the Week, Andy Parsons. He's less funny than the average guy on the street. All he can do is cock his eyebrow as a cue to let people know they should laugh.

I tried to watch a few different stand-ups recently and they were all pretty poor, save my favorite comedian. Stewart Lee. His new dvd is out. Carpet Remnant World. Treat yourself. I love the guy. Intelligent comedy, it's rare. I can't post just one link unfortunately.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGiZcH1OTOU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXBF-ZJ3oOw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPL3WXBAI

Cienciano

Football pundit Mark Lawrenson. He's woeful, talks absolute shíte, makes really bad jokes or puns, but tv stations are fighting each other to get him on for years.
Robbie Savage too.

wp_rathead

All the gob****es on TV3 "Psychics Live"

Pottler

wprathead wrote: »

All the gob****es on watching TV3 "Psychics Live"

fyp

Standard Toaster

The male Crime Call presenter
The cast of Loose Women
Patrick Kielty
Amy Childs
Keith Barry
Martin King
Cast of Tallafornia
Piers Morgan
That Yorkshire archaeologist on Time Team
John Joe the Horologist
Nigella Lawson
The girls from the 'Here come the girls' ad

Sinfonia

Noel Fielding is unbearably smug.

dark crystal

Israel_Dagg wrote: »

Any woman comedian. I'm afraid they're just not funny, just put in for a bit of eye candy most of the time. Not being sexist, just the way it is..

Depends on your sense of humour - I find Joan Rivers fukcing hilarious.

For me, it would have to be James Corden. There was a time when he was on every bloody TV show going and I couldn't for the life of me understand why he was in such demand. One of those people who think they're incredibly funny, but are really just annoying.

Please Kill Me

Jimmy Carr

Ryan Tubridy

Jedward

Jo Brand

Professey Chin

Kathryn fcuking Lynch

El Weirdo

Everyone got that out of their system for another while? Good.


Until next time!