Sneezing in public

RandomName2

"Fancy some of my saliva and snot?

Here ya go.

Don't worry, I'm only sneezing because I've got the Norovirus. You'll just be projectile vomiting for a few days. Unless you've got something serious like asthma or cystic fibrosis; in that case it's like I just stabbed you.

Oh well, at least I feel better for it.

What do you mean all I had to do was not breathe in? Couldn't help myself, could I?"

orestes

At least cover your mouth :mad:

Schism

Some people have a really loud accentuated sneeze too, like they're trying to say a-choo! and sneeze at the same time. Really annoying.

The Gnome

sneeze:

A sudden involuntary expulsion of air from the nose and mouth due to irritation of one's nostrils.

ScumLord

orestes wrote: »

At least cover your mouth :mad:

If you do that it comes out the other end.

3ndahalfof6

It will be breathing next, where will it all end, ohhhhhhh yeh the 21st.

Nailin4Whales

Cystic fibrosis is not something you get from someone else's sneeze y'blitherin eejit!

Fun sneeze facts:
*A sneeze is 1/8 of an orgasm
*A sneeze can stay airborne for 2-3 hours, so the sneezer can infect you while he's already in another country
*I sneezed more than 8 times today

RandomName2

The Gnome wrote: »

sneeze:

A sudden involuntary expulsion of air from the nose and mouth due to irritation of one's nostrils.

If you don't fill your lungs with air you can't sneeze. Either way you can use a tissue, hand, bag, whatever, instead of generously sharing with all around you. :mad:

franktheplank

You're more likely to sneeze while looking at a bright light, why is that?

RandomName2

Nailin4Whales wrote: »

Cystic fibrosis is not something you get from someone else's sneeze y'blitherin eejit!

Did I say you could?

Or asthma for that matter.. :pac:

(immunocompromisation stations)

RandomName2

franktheplank wrote: »

You're more likely to sneeze while looking at a bright light, why is that?

Get distracted by the voices

The Gnome

RandomName2 wrote: »

Either way you can use a tissue, hand, bag, whatever, instead of generously sharing with all around you. :mad:

Sudden:

Happening without warning; unforeseen

Daveysil15

Nailin4Whales wrote: »

A sneeze is 1/8 of an orgasm

If that's the case then a common head cold would be more fun than a ****.

Nailin4Whales

RandomName2 wrote: »

Did I say you could?

Or asthma for that matter.. :pac:

(immunocompromisation stations)

You just worry too much. Besides yer own immune system needs a good workout anyway. The world is too clean.

Daveysil15 wrote: »

If that's the case then a common head cold would be more fun than a ****.

Not the ones I get unfortunately but if you sneezed 8 times in a row when healthy then it would be

Gummy Panda

I can't help it :'(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD42I7rFEIM

saiint

Nailin4Whales wrote: »

Cystic fibrosis is not something you get from someone else's sneeze y'blitherin eejit!

Fun sneeze facts:
*A sneeze is 1/8 of an orgasm
*A sneeze can stay airborne for 2-3 hours, so the sneezer can infect you while he's already in another country
*I sneezed more than 8 times today

7/8 for me i sneeze alot :P

Nailin4Whales

saiint wrote: »

7/8 for me i sneeze alot :P

So your germs are roaming the streets and every building in the town of ATHEIST?

saiint

Nailin4Whales wrote: »

So your germs are roaming the streets and every building in the town of ATHEIST?

yes , im an undercover catholic , quietly killing all atheists:cool:

Daveysil15

Nailin4Whales wrote: »

Not the ones I get unfortunately but if you sneezed 8 times in a row when healthy then it would be

So if you sneezed a couple of times while ejaculating would that make the pleasure more intense? Jasus... who needs asphyxiation when you can just inhale a bit of dust before you cum?

Procasinator

RandomName2 wrote: »

What do you mean all I had to do was not breathe in?

RandomName2 wrote: »

If you don't fill your lungs with air you can't sneeze.

Are you suggesting to stop sneezing people should avoid.. breathing?

Medusa22

People should be capable of covering their nose and mouth when they sneeze, you can feel it coming. Having said that, I always cover my mouth when I cough but I tend to sound like someone who's dying of TB (I've got cystic fibrosis) so people tend to give me some really dirty looks on public transport and it annoys the **** out of me.

They can give me their bugs far more easily than I can transmit anything to them. Although it was good fun when swine flu was rife and whenever someone stared at me I'd loudly announce that I'd just come back from Mexico and wasn't feeling so well since then

peterk675

Could at least try look away, or cover your mouth..jeepers! :mad: