Ever accidentally grabbed a girl's boob?

hatrickpatrick

Thread inspired by user "whoopsadaisyboobies", whose name I have just come across

So has it ever happened to you? What happened and how did you handle it?

Remember a few summers ago I was in Thailand with a bunch of my friends and we were posing for a pic, one of the girls behind me was accused of not smiling, so without looking I reached around to tickle her underarm and got a hand full of breast instead Was mortified for a second but she didn't seem too upset about it

What about you AH? Ever made a boob of yourself like this?

(Girls, if you've ever accidentally grabbed a lad's lad this applies to you, although I imagine that might somehow be more awkward since it seems far less likely for that to be a genuine accident )

franktheplank

Thinly veiled I'm a groper thread?

Immaculate Pasta

hatrickpatrick felt up a ladyboy and wants to brag to everyone about it!!!

Ihatecuddles-old

When guys feel my boobs by accident I just laugh, they are always mortified!!!

ScumLord

Accidentally? Ya, accidentally. That's it, it was an accident.

Wacker The Attacker

Accidentally. No

On purpose. Yes

Canis Lupus

Had a couple of brushes in my time. Embarrassing at the time but usually fap material later on :P

BBDBB

not since the injunction

franktheplank

I don't really see how you could accidentally grab a boob, brush against yes but grab, that's very unlikely.

Unless you were falling over and reached out instinctively for support? *

*Note to self, try this.

hatrickpatrick

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

hatrickpatrick felt up a ladyboy and wants to brag to everyone about it!!!

This one wasn't a ladyboy she was an Irish girl, but thanks for bringing the ladyboy thing up - you realize took 3 years of counselling before I could even bear to watch porn again? BAck to the drawing board it seems *shudder*

fkt

No. I did smack one in the face once though. Totes accident, ugh, the embarrassment

Where To

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

Thread inspired by user "whoopsadaisyboobies", whose name I have just come across

So has it ever happened to you? What happened and how did you handle it?

Remember a few summers ago I was in Thailand with a bunch of my friends and we were posing for a pic, one of the girls behind me was accused of not smiling, so without looking I reached around to tickle her underarm and got a hand full of breast instead Was mortified for a second but she didn't seem too upset about it

What about you AH? Ever made a boob of yourself like this?

(Girls, if you've ever accidentally grabbed a lad's lad this applies to you, although I imagine that might somehow be more awkward since it seems far less likely for that to be a genuine accident )

Me too.:o

RodgersLFC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35mWHlHx9no

hatrickpatrick

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

When guys feel my boobs by accident I just laugh, they are always mortified!!!

Well in fairness, if you hate cuddles how else are they supposed to show affection?

franktheplank

fkt wrote: »

No. I did smack one in the face once though. Totes accident, ugh, the embarrassment

I headbutted a girl once by accident, I was trying to dance.

saiint

grab yes although she let me :P
by accident 2 times , one time was with this english bird in spain
her fella saw it :L he was cool though she was pure serious calling me a perv :O was accidental but well worth it the fella even said to me shes a great pair doesnt she :L

narwhalthe

@Ihatecuddles

How could someone hate cuddles?

fkt

franktheplank wrote: »

I headbutted a girl once by accident, I was trying to dance.

Yea I was in a club too. It was up on a balcony and I didn't realise she was there(she was right beside me:o).

Sauve

Bit early for school Christmas holidays aint it?

poeticseraphim

When guys accidentally grope me i accidentally kill them on purpose.....

Why does this thread exist??

You realize unconsented groping is wrong right???

When it happens accidentally you apologize and we all move on and forget it.

Replaying it over and over in your head makes it me think it was not accidental or you don't touch breasts much ?

Seriously?

You be a gentlemen say you're sorry and never mention it.

How can you accidentally grab a boob anyway???

Have you ever accidentally grabbed another guys crotch?? I bet not.

My fellow Ladies have you ever accidentally grabbed a guys crotch??? I doubt it.

In fact i think many guys would go out of their way to avoid it.

I have smaller boobs...so maybe it is less likely....

Where To

Sauve wrote: »

Bit early for school Christmas holidays aint it?

Dunno, I'm just after leaving a load of them at a disco, pissed outa their heads and groping and squealing and singing like wounded animals.

If their students saw them like that they'd be appalled.

VinLieger

Awwww yeahhhhh!!!!

Ihatecuddles-old

narwhalthe wrote: »

@Ihatecuddles

How could someone hate cuddles?

Cuddles suck. Im rarely ever in the mood for them. Just not for me....

Sauve

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Cuddles suck. Im rarely ever in the mood for them. Just not for me....

Groping is a form of cuddling- just cuddling without the lies...
:pac:

Gran Hermano

Not since the last restraining order.

Ihatecuddles-old

Sauve wrote: »

Groping is a form of cuddling- just cuddling without the lies...
:pac:

I'll stick with the groping so !!

Scruffles

apart from grabbing mine to push the feckers out of the way,no am not really into other people.:P

castletownman

I accidently bumped hands first into a girl wearing a low cut top one night when I was worse for wear.

I felt a right tit.

MadYaker

Trent accidently had a sex with a girl once.

castletownman

Sauve wrote: »

Groping is a form of cuddling- just cuddling without the lies...
:pac:

Consider it a boob handshake

BaconZombie

Accidents happen;

I'll just leave this here: http://imgur.com/a/4kE3F

minidazzler

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

hatrickpatrick felt up a ladyboy and wants to brag to everyone about it!!!

Rape my screen again and I'm gonna finger your mother again :mad:


Yeah, I have...in fact I probably "accidentally" groped whoopsadaisyboobies before....by accident.

Ledger

Em....no, I elbowed a girl in the boob by accident. That's about it. Not really something worthy of starting a thread if I'm honest...

some random drunk

Oh dear God, this thread has just reminded me of the time when I was 10 years old and I accidentally grabbed my female cousin's boobs.

We were on a family trip to Powerscourt Waterfall and myself just joking around pretended to push my cousin into a river. She was a couple of years older than me and had obviously eh "begun developing" under her baggy t-shirt. Not thinking, I put my hands on her chest to jokingly push her. Jesus, did time stand still when I realised she had breasts and I was now touching both of them. Most awkward moment ever.:o

We barely spoke to each other for the rest of the day.

Chuck Stone

Maybe I'm old-fashioned but I'm extremely careful to ensure that when I touch a boob the person it's attached to wants me to.

But yeah, I guess it could be done by mistake.

arybvtcw0eolkf

I guess in judo and BJJ it happens regular enough, no biggie. Its not like its a proper grope.

Same as socially, it happens but its hardly a grope and I wouldn't think twice about it. But its very, very rare.

Women and groping mens crotches ~ ladies, but bloody well hurts and its not nice.. Accident or not, its not very nice

Where To

Something like this once happened to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35mWHlHx9no

Musefan

Was watching a movie at my OH parent's house, with just a lamp lit in the sitting room so it was a bit dark, and I was curled up under a blanket...his 13 year old brother comes in to say goodnight, pats the OH on the shoulder, reaches over to pat my shoulder, misses and continues to pat my boob going "your shoulder feels strange"... cue mortification on his part when he realizes where he was patting me. I was so shocked I burst out laughing (we have never mentioned it since.)

Chuck Stone

BaconZombie wrote: »

Accidents happen;

I'll just leave this here: http://imgur.com/a/4kE3F

You masturbate furiously to this on a regular basis doncha?

DrumSteve

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

Thread inspired by user "whoopsadaisyboobies", whose name I have just come across.

You filth.

Cuddlesworth

Whats with all the hate?

Ihatecuddles-old

Cuddlesworth wrote: »

Whats with all the hate?

Hmm....seems we'll have to agree to disagree

hatrickpatrick

Scruffles wrote: »

apart from grabbing mine to push the feckers out of the way,no am not really into other people.:P

Eh?
Explanation required I think...

CrazyRabbit

Accidentally? Yeah, a few dozen times.

B.A._Baracus

Thread reminds me of something a few years ago...

I was with friends on a night out and there was this one girl apart of the group who kept on playfully grabbing my chest (the boob squeeze gesture - you know the one...) There was nothing in it. She was just being playful. She must of done it at least 7 times on the night ... Then on the 8th time I playfully did it back to her... Same deal. Wasn't copping a feel or grabbing. Just the same gesture as she did....

She gets 'insulted' and proceeds to tell me how inappropriate it is for a man to do that to a woman :rolleyes:

Chauncey

You petted the fool.

im invisible

women, ehh? :rolleyes:

where?

antodeco

I had a boob accidentally grab my hand before.

Standing on the Luas, holding the pole low down because it was fairly busy. Luas shunts forward, a woman stumbled into the pole and pressed her boobs against my hand.

smash

I prefer to accidentally grab their ass. I'm an ass man.

hattoncracker

About five years ago I just to frequent Fibbers on a Thursday night.

I don't know if anyone is familiar with the layout back then but when going to the bathroom/downstairs you have to go up a little step! I was coming back from the bathroom and was just coming to the step when a guy coming towards me obviously missed it and fell.. He put his hands out to save himself and basically ended up on his knees in front of me with his hands on the only two things within reach.. Wilma and Betty!

it took him about two seconds to realise what had happened and then another half a second for the blind panic to reach his face.. I was giggling away and felt so sorry for him because he was apologising and looked so mortified.. Ha!

deelite

A male friend of mine used to be able to make ladies boobs move by just looking at them. The ladies never believed he could do this so he used to bet them 50 cent that he could. They always took the bet. He would stare at the boobies for a few seconds then he'd get his hands on them and have a good feel. The ladies would say "see I knew you couldn't do it" and he would just say "best 50 cent ever spent" !!!!!