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North Korean satelite TV

  • 12-12-2012 8:08am
    #1
    stuar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,019 ✭✭✭


    I'm so excited that North Korea have finally got a satellite into space, can't wait till it's on Sky........:D


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  • #2
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Yes and as its the 12/12/12 its our lucky day of the year for this proud and great moment in history to happen.


  • #3
    cherryghost
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,137 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    All hail Kim Jong Un


  • #4
    seven_eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,558 ✭✭✭seven_eleven


    Yeah, thats what they want you to think. In reality it was something even less sinister :pac:


  • #5
    bigneacy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,222 ✭✭✭bigneacy


    stuar wrote: »
    I'm so excited that North Korea have finally got a satellite into space, can't wait till it's on Sky........:D

    Woohoo... Readers wives freeview for Glorious Leader


  • #6
    the groutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    will they have a channel called Gangnam TV?


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  • #7
    [Deleted User]
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    Show's over folks, Kim Jong Un ate the satellite.


  • #8
    stuar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,019 ✭✭✭stuar


    rarnes1 wrote: »
    Show's over folks, Kim Jong Un ate the satellite.

    That's only because they didn't get the contract for Whale Wars.


  • #9
    squod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    They'll have late night shopping channels urging the people to buy nice grey coats. As seen on Kim Jong Un. Nice black shoes as seen on Kim Jong Un and no-no hair removal as seen on...........


  • #10
    seven_eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,558 ✭✭✭seven_eleven


    Actually I just read it was a weather satellite.


  • #11
    jack presley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,687 ✭✭✭✭jack presley


    Hopefully they'll show highlights of his father's first ever round of golf where he got 9 holes in one or something.


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  • #12
    stuar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,019 ✭✭✭stuar


    jack presley wrote: »
    Hopefully they'll show highlights of his father's first ever round of golf where he got 9 holes in one or something.

    It was actually 19 holes in one on an 18................TV never lies.


  • #13
    OneArt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭OneArt


    seven_eleven wrote: »
    Actually I just read it was a weather satellite.

    So they're controlling the weather now?


  • #14
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    OneArt wrote: »
    So they're controlling the weather now?

    Sean Connery's stint in The Avengers (the shìt one from the 90's) was probably a big inspiration to them.


  • #15
    fryup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    couldn't be any worse than TV3


  • #16
    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    If this has anything to go by, I have very high hopes for North Korean television programmes

    http://video.mail.ru/mail/greysland_drum/Gvideo/53.html

    :cool:


  • #17
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    the groutch wrote: »
    will they have a channel called Gangnam TV?
    Wrong Korea. That's in bad Korea.


  • #18
    Real Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 942 ✭✭✭Real Life


    the groutch wrote: »
    will they have a channel called Gangnam TV?

    probably not since its a different country


  • #19
    bnt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,073 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    It's a low orbit satellite, maybe 200km up if that. Not the 35,000km up that it needs to be at to feed a TV signal to fixed dishes. Sorry ...

    You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.

    ―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray



  • #20
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    jack presley wrote: »
    Hopefully they'll show highlights of his father's first ever round of golf where he got 9 holes in one or something.

    I think they're also going to show movies he directed like Casablanca and The Godfather.


  • #21
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,573 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    They're up to so... ALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD.


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  • #22
    JupiterKid
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 13,098 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    Maybe the new satellite will fire a giant Earth scorching laser beam to wreak destruction and death on the enemies of North Korea - like in the wonderfully abysmal James Bond flick Die Another Day?


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