2013 Predictions

franktheplank

What's gonna happen in 2013? I need to know. I can't stand to have uncertainty in my life so I need my fellow AHers to tell me what's gonna happen in 2013, please!

For me it's fingers crossed for a new season of The Wire, the ethnic cleansing of lawyers and for baggy jeans to make a comeback.

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Nothing as the world ended! :pac:

Hande hoche!

People will say Iran will obtain nuclear weapons by 2014 unless there is a strike. Speculation on a Greek exit of the Euro. Etc, etc..

Mocha Joe

Walter White will die.

Lapin

Galway for the double.

Hande hoche!

On the plus side, a new series of Arrested Development.

holystungun9

Lethal weapon 5?

9959

I predict a riot!

Rasheed

Roscomman's going to win the All Ireland, I just know it.

Go in there to Paddy Powers, you'll get them at a good price.

Hande hoche!

Conflict in the middle east.

dxhound2005

Rasheed wrote: »

Roscomman's going to win the All Ireland, I just know it.

Go in there to Paddy Powers, you'll get them at a good price.

And Cavan for the hurling.

The_Kew_Tour

Rasheed wrote: »

Roscomman's going to win the All Ireland, I just know it.

Go in there to Paddy Powers, you'll get them at a good price.

Whatever you are taking I want some;)

LordSutch

Hottest summer since record began.

MadYaker

Things will get better.

Shryke

Jimmy Saville tears himself out of the grave to molest the newborn royal. His necromanced corpse is hunted through the streets and across the rooftops, people shrieking at the rotten bloated site of him. "Now then, now then" he says, a tongue like sandpaper scratching his teeth, his lips rotted off, before bounding again into the alleys and sewers.

Mrs Garth Brooks

Kate Middleton will have a baby

Rasheed

The_Kew_Tour wrote: »

Whatever you are taking I want some;)

I'm telling you, they only played shiite the last 20 years to fool everyone! 2013 will be Roscommon's year.

amovingstatue

The retail price of diesel will probably soar beyond petrol now that the hauliers can claim the tax off it.

holystungun9

Hande hoche! wrote: »

Conflict in the middle east.

My money's on this.

Wanderer2010

Love Hate series 4..

Mr. CooL ICE

I won't get laid

Copper_pipe

I was gonna make a bet with my friend that the world will end on the 21st but then realised there's no point

Lawrence1895

Borussia Dortmund will win the Champions League, Shels will merely avoid relegation, Alan Mattews will get the sack

mattjack

Copper_pipe wrote: »

I was gonna make a bet with my friend that the world will end on the 21st but then realised there's no point

'Cause you got no friend, right ?

3ndahalfof6

Your very optimistic OP.

wretcheddomain

The girl from that Channel 4 building programme, Sarah Beeny, will be pregnant, again, with her 18th annual consecutive baby.

3ndahalfof6

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

Kate Middleton will have a baby

Who is she, WHO IS SHE.

wretcheddomain

3ndahalfof6 wrote: »

Who is she, WHO IS SHE.

That's exactly what the Queen said when William chose her albeit with a slightly more royal tone but I'm sure you can imagine it for yourself. ;-)

Copper_pipe

mattjack wrote: »

'Cause you got no friend, right ?

No, if the world does end what will I win?

BBDBB

I will win the Euromillions Rollover.................. and blow the lot on scratchcards the following week

keelanj69

We are meant to have an indian summer arnt we?

iDave

Comedy Central will show repeats of Friends

mfceiling

X-factor singers get wiped out by gun toting maniac


goes off to source gun

ChunkyLover_53

A Senior member of the British Royal Family will die.

Rolf Harris will shed his mortal coil.

Bruce Forsyth will pass away.

Giovanni Trappatoni will be sacked as ROI Football Manager.

Alex Ferguson will retire as MUFC Manager.

Transport costs (air, bus & rail fares) & social costs (ie price of beer, concert tickets, restaurant prices etc.) will all rise as everyone tries to cash in on the Gathering.

Gardaí will aggressively target cyclists with fines & court appearances as even more people take to their bikes after car tax & insurance rises.

2013 will be the final year of X Factor, but something even more despicable will replace it the following year.

Scorcher of a summer & a freezing cold winter with lots of snow in 2013.

Apple will struggle to keep up as new 4G android/windows products are released into the market.

9959

LordChessington wrote: »

I won't get laid

You certainly won't with that attitude, smarten yourself up and try and be a bit more positive.

Talk about a self-fulfilling prophecy!

The mere fact that you're a 'Lord' must have bestowed some advantages in terms of your bearing, also, don't be ashamed of displaying your knowledge regarding wine, crocquet and the price of property in Singapore.
Everyone loves a chin-wag, but try and conceal your own collection with a striking cravat.

Next time I'm in 'The Pallindrome' in Navan I expect to hear a loud resonant patrician voice confidently inquiring of the one of the local fillies as to their state of readiness for "a quick parade around the paddock followed by a spot of slap and tickle".
You'll never know unless you ask.

The best of luck to you.
Chin(s) up!

latenia

ChunkyLover_53 wrote: »

Apple will struggle to keep up as new 4G android/windows products are released into the market.

I think the Apple bubble is definitely on the verge of popping. If their sales figures for the Christmas period are in any way weak we could see a sell off leading to a collapse in the share price. Even if this doesn't happen, their ludicrous status as the world's biggest company making totally unnecessary products has to end some time.

Smidge

ChunkyLover_53 wrote: »

A Senior member of the British Royal Family will die.

Rolf Harris will shed his mortal coil.

Bruce Forsyth will pass away.

Giovanni Trappatoni will be sacked as ROI Football Manager.

Alex Ferguson will retire as MUFC Manager.

Transport costs (air, bus & rail fares) & social costs (ie price of beer, concert tickets, restaurant prices etc.) will all rise as everyone tries to cash in on the Gathering.

Gardaí will aggressively target cyclists with fines & court appearances as even more people take to their bikes after car tax & insurance rises.

2013 will be the final year of X Factor, but something even more despicable will replace it the following year.

Scorcher of a summer & a freezing cold winter with lots of snow in 2013.

Apple will struggle to keep up as new 4G android/windows products are released into the market.

You wouldn't make this kind of a thing up would you?????
Tell me you wouldn't????

Lando Griffin

LordSutch wrote: »

Hottest summer since record began.

Older records found making the previous oldest records null and void.

admiralofthefleet

they get jimmy saville through a ouija board and derek acora talks shite to him before his spirit guide sam kicks him in the bollocks

keith16

Might as well post this again:

Ice age resumes.

Pilotdude5

I will get a job offer in Asia, stop paying my loans here and never return!

Confirmation of former life on Mars.

Kimi Räikkönen wins the F1 world championship.

Petrol hits 2 euro a litre, at which point its discovered the Lizard people were artificially inflating the price by 1000% since the 1980's.

lukesmom

Massive earthquakes, tornados and tsunamis will blight the earth beginning in January.

Earth will be hit by a solar flare and electricity will be a thing of the past.

Sales of candles, matches and lanterns will increase

More than half of the worlds population will die due to cuts in healthcare and hospitals shutting down

Disease will be rife

Guns and other ammunition sales will increase and applications for licences for these

9959

lukesmom wrote: »

Massive earthquakes, tornados and tsunamis will blight the earth beginning in January.

Earth will be hit by a solar flare and electricity will be a thing of the past.

Sales of candles, matches and lanterns will increase

More than half of the worlds population will die due to cuts in healthcare and hospitals shutting down

Disease will be rife

Guns and other ammunition sales will increase and applications for licences for these

This thread is about predictions NOT wish lists.
Granted that Navan's not the most vibrant place on Earth, but the above looks suspiciously like a slightly OTT response to interminable boredom from a teenage malcontent with a febrile imagination.

Stay away from guns and get a hobby!

admiralofthefleet

ChunkyLover_53 wrote: »

A Senior member of the British Royal Family will die.

Rolf Harris will shed his mortal coil.

Bruce Forsyth will pass away.

Giovanni Trappatoni will be sacked as ROI Football Manager.

Alex Ferguson will retire as MUFC Manager.

Transport costs (air, bus & rail fares) & social costs (ie price of beer, concert tickets, restaurant prices etc.) will all rise as everyone tries to cash in on the Gathering.

Gardaí will aggressively target cyclists with fines & court appearances as even more people take to their bikes after car tax & insurance rises.

2013 will be the final year of X Factor, but something even more despicable will replace it the following year.

Scorcher of a summer & a freezing cold winter with lots of snow in 2013.

Apple will struggle to keep up as new 4G android/windows products are released into the market.

ohhh didnt he do well

Ava_e

Also most every Irish News bulletin will contain the following line

" the Goverment is due to announce cuts to ..."

Also the words banks, billions and bailouts will also be mentioned.

Smidge

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

ohhh didnt he do well

Good game, good game













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admiralofthefleet

aib, bank of ireland, ptsb and the rest will say they need more money, and the government will say how much

PizzamanIRL

The 4th of April will be on a Wednesday.

coolhull

Sean Quinn will be free....... well, not free, but reasonably priced

humberklog

Abercrombie and Feltch will do a moonlight flit out of Dublin on the Jeanie Johnson.