Bed Changing Soooo...

Rantandrave

I was Asked a random question today
"how often do I change my bed clothes"
I said maybe once a week or 9 days

She looked at me as if I was crazy

I asked her the same

She said every second or third day..

Now im paranoid thinkin my friend must think im a filth bag lol

So

How often do u change urs

J_E

Can't remember when I last changed mine...

BillyMitchel

Only if I'm on to a winner I'd make sure the best silks are out. If I'm at home pulling my wire it's not very often.

Rough guess: once every 5 weeks or so.

policarp

At least once a month, whether it needs it or not. .

1ZRed

I'm lying in bed now and I couldn't tell you when I last changed my sheets, accurately anyway. It'd be a solid week ago if not, and most likely would be, two weeks ago now, maybe. I started making my bed at the time and then I said fuck this and went to bed.

Half made/half unmade depending on your viewpoint.


I'm an optimistic bastard so few duvets, be grand :pac:

TheFisherKing

If you live in a cold climate, wear pajamas and the opposite sex find you hideous, then just changing pillow covers daily due to an accumulation of sexually frustrated drooling would be more than sufficient.

brummytom

I last changed mine 3 months ago...

Skyflyer1234

Jayzus Lads, last time i changed my bed sheets was atleast 5 months ago

The Big Red Button

I change mine once a week, usually every Saturday.

I really hope some of ye are messing about going months without changing them.

Skyflyer1234

chatterpillar wrote: »

I change mine once a week, usually every Saturday.

I really hope some of ye are messing about going months without changing them.

Yo!
Totally not joking about the 5 months not changing like but thing is its been since mid/end summer since i changed them, and the missus whos pregnant sleeps in them aswell and she still thinks they smell nice and she smells things 100 times stronger now (and she even hates the smell garlic now )

So yeah, aslong as you have good airing in your house your fine like!

GTDolanator

Skyflyer1234 wrote: »

Yo!
Totally not joking about the 5 months not changing like but thing is its been since mid/end summer since i changed them, and the missus whos pregnant sleeps in them aswell and she still thinks they smell nice and she smells things 100 times stronger now (and she even hates the smell garlic now )

So yeah, aslong as you have good airing in your house your fine like!

5 Months thats ****ing sick!


once a month at least!

Links234

Once a week usually. Every other day sounds nuts.

Pillowcase: every two days (a day for each side of the pillow).

Rest of the sheets can end up being a lot longer, usually about 2-3 weeks.

ElleEm

Every two weeks at most.
It's a horrible job but the reward of sleeping on fresh sheets is just amazing!!

1ZRed

ElleEm wrote: »

Every two weeks at most.
It's a horrible job but the reward of sleeping on fresh sheets is just amazing!!

Especially if you're right out of the shower ready for bed. You sleep like a feckin' log

Frank Black

Every 3-4 weeks.
It would lose it's novelty if I changed them more often.

ElleEm

My ma is some weirdo... she hates sleeping on fresh bed linen. She can't sleep properly for a few nights til it's "worn in" and she never sleeps well in hotels cos of it!

Cee-Jay-Cee

Rantandrave wrote: »

I was Asked a random question today
"how often do I change my bed clothes"
I said maybe once a week or 9 days

She looked at me as if I was crazy

I asked her the same

She said every second or third day..

Now im paranoid thinkin my friend must think im a filth bag lol

So

How often do u change urs

She must a filthy bitch if she has to change her sheets every other day!

flash1080

Why don't you just come out and ask people when's the last time they got laid?

cloud493

Why would you change your bed clothes that often? Sure I only change mine every 3 months or so.

Swampy

Once a week.

MagicMarker

When I can no longer stand the stench of piss, cum, sweat & blood.

corktina

i NEVER change mine...









the missus does though.....

CruelCoin

When my white sheets stop being white.

Usually takes between 8-12 days.

Cienciano

Every 2 weeks. Buying good quality sheet, duvet cover and pillow case covers is the best money you'll ever spend.

DipStick McSwindler

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Spiritual

Every second day. It takes 5 minutes and I like being clean.

Rantandrave

IrishFeeney92 wrote: »

well this was robbed straight off FM104

Thats were she got it from cuz my reply was firstly "Whaaaat sorta question is that"

Rantandrave

Ah yas are all manky bastards lol

cournioni

Every week or two. Doing it every three days is just daft in my opinion.

Twice weekly. I wouldn't wear the same clothes for a week straight without washing them, and you spend almost as long in your bed.

Five months is incredible.:eek:

Spiritual

Candie wrote: »

Twice weekly. I wouldn't wear the same clothes for a week straight without washing them, and you spend almost as long in your bed.

Five months is incredible.:eek:

I couldn't spend 8 hours in the same clothes let alone lying in the same bedclothes night after night.
There are a lot of people here not getting laid.

ElleEm

As a matter of interest for those of you who change your bed as often as your clothes, how big is your bed and do you change it by yourself or get a boyfriend to help?

I HATE changing my bed, it's a king size and my arms kill me after changing the duvet. Couldn't be dealing with that twice a week!

tmc86

every week or so

the biggest pain is trying to dry the newly washed sheets :mad:

Spiritual

ElleEm wrote: »

As a matter of interest for those of you who change your bed as often as your clothes, how big is your bed and do you change it by yourself or get a boyfriend to help?

I HATE changing my bed, it's a king size and my arms kill me after changing the duvet. Couldn't be dealing with that twice a week!

Double bed, it takes 5 mins.

Cienciano

Spiritual wrote: »

I couldn't spend 8 hours in the same clothes let alone lying in the same bedclothes night after night.
There are a lot of people here not getting laid.

8 hours? :eek:
Do you bring a bag of spare clothes everywhere you go?

ibarelycare

Every two weeks

Changing every 2 days is outrageous! It's a pain in the ass changing bed sheets, let alone washing and drying them!!

Spiritual

Cienciano wrote: »

8 hours? :eek:
Do you bring a bag of spare clothes everywhere you go?

Yes if I know that I will have time and a place to change. I don't understand your shock.

Obviously it isn't feasible at all times but mostly I will change my clothes at least once a day.

ElleEm

ElleEm wrote: »

As a matter of interest for those of you who change your bed as often as your clothes, how big is your bed and do you change it by yourself or get a boyfriend to help?

I HATE changing my bed, it's a king size and my arms kill me after changing the duvet. Couldn't be dealing with that twice a week!

Its a kingsize, and your technique is probably the issue.;)

Lay the cover on the bed, wiggle the top corners of the duvet up into the corners of the cover, give it a good shake from those top corners, to get the cover in place, then do up the poppers. No need to be struggling with it and pulling muscles.

I actually hate changing the pillowslips more than the duvet cover.

ElleEm

Candie wrote: »

Its a kingsize, and your technique is probably the issue.;)

Lay the cover on the bed, wiggle the top corners of the duvet up into the corners of the cover, give it a good shake from those top corners, to get the cover in place, then do up the poppers. No need to be struggling with it and pulling muscles.

I actually hate changing the pillowslips more than the duvet cover.

I thought I had my technique down! I turn the cover inside out, pinch the duvet within the corners of the cover and shake it out, sometimes over the bannisters.

Putting on the pillow cases alone seems to take me five mins. It is not a fun task!

Spiritual

Right I have just changed my bed and put on a wash. Now tonight I will have a lovely fresh bed to fall into. That feeling of fresh sheets after a warm shower is bliss.

Plazaman

ibarelycare wrote: »

Every two weeks

Changing every 2 days is outrageous! It's a pain in the ass changing bed sheets, let alone washing and drying them!!

Where do they get the time to do that every 2 days? It takes me at least two hours all told to take sheets off the bed and put on new ones.

BTW that's not including the time it takes to wash and dry the old ones but more the time it takes me fighting with the duvet cover. Is there an easy way to put on them fúckers? I changed one last Saturday in my bedroom and by the time I was finished I was in a different bedroom. Haven't a clue how that happened but I was inside the cover for a period of time so may have travelled while fighting it.

Davyhal

When I was in college, I used to change my bedsheets at Christmas and then again at Summer.

When living with my folks, I'd say about every 3 months or so.

Since I moved out of home, and the frequency of visitors has increased, as has my chances of having visitors, I'd say about every 2 weeks or so. Actually quite disgusted when I think back to my college days!

ElleEm

ElleEm wrote: »

I thought I had my technique down! I turn the cover inside out, pinch the duvet within the corners of the cover and shake it out, sometimes over the bannisters.

Putting on the pillow cases alone seems to take me five mins. It is not a fun task!

Well I hope you don't hurt your arms next time.

Try just shaking it while it rests on the bed, so you're not lifting it up, just shaking across.

Agreed on the pillows though, no idea why it takes longer than the cover to do a few little pillows.

Frank Black

ElleEm wrote: »

I thought I had my technique down! I turn the cover inside out, pinch the duvet within the corners of the cover and shake it out, sometimes over the bannisters.

Putting on the pillow cases alone seems to take me five mins. It is not a fun task!

The best method is to crawl inside the duvet cover. Then pull the duvet in after you and get it in position - a small torch will be of assistance here.
When you're happy with the duvet postion, simply crawl back out again.

PlainP

ElleEm wrote: »

I thought I had my technique down! I turn the cover inside out, pinch the duvet within the corners of the cover and shake it out, sometimes over the bannisters.

Putting on the pillow cases alone seems to take me five mins. It is not a fun task!

This is the best method in my opinion, I change mine once a month or so. Sometimes more sometimes less it depends. I have bunk beds to change as well so It takes me about an hour to do all three beds. It wouldn't be a task I relish.

Once a month at most but often longer and have gone 2-3 months at times, people are not well in the head changing every week or even more often. Dealing with bed clothes is a painful job, I always bring them home to have them washed too as we have much better drying facilities.

Gee_G

Spiritual wrote: »

Right I have just changed my bed and put on a wash. Now tonight I will have a lovely fresh bed to fall into. That feeling of fresh sheets after a warm shower is bliss.

Love it! Clean sheets, clean Pj's, shower and bed

Duggy747

How often do I change my sheets? Hmmm, when did the Freddie Mercury die?

ahnowbrowncow

If you have to change your bed clothes every two or three days you must be filthy when getting into them... smelly bastards

Professey Chin

I'm gonna say every ten days on average. Sometimes every week, sometimes every 2nd week. Depends how active I've been