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  • 06-12-2012 10:05am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 67 ✭✭


    I was to school everyday, and on my way there... There is this little kids gang, haha if you know what I mean. They all look like they are 9-11 years old.

    Anyways, every time I pass by them... They tend to mess up with me. Throw rocks, hit me with the bike and even hit me with a stick.

    Ok, now that I am 18 years old female I am not sure what to do. Sometime they really hurt me from the inside... I m not sure how to scare them off.
    Hit them, well that's not a good idea, talk to their parents well I already did..

    I don't know what to do, I can't touch them but they can hit me hard


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,789 ✭✭✭grizzly


    Flamethrower?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 659 ✭✭✭HowAreWe


    take a different route?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,558 ✭✭✭seven_eleven


    Get off the bike and box the head off them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,482 ✭✭✭Kidchameleon


    Shoot them


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7 LoocyLoo


    That's assault. I'd be talking to the gardai.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,679 ✭✭✭hidinginthebush


    Molest them. That'll scare em off!

    Edit. Just saw you're female, so that probably wont work. What did their parents say when you told them?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    xsizo wrote: »
    I was to school everyday, and on my way there... There is this little kids gang, haha if you know what I mean. They all look like they are 9-11 years old.

    Anyways, every time I pass by them... They tend to mess up with me. Throw rocks, hit me with the bike and even hit me with a stick.

    Ok, now that I am 18 years old female I am not sure what to do. Sometime they really hurt me from the inside... I m not sure how to scare them off.
    Hit them, well that's not a good idea, talk to their parents well I already did..

    I don't know what to do, I can't touch them but they can hit me hard

    If these are fellas that do these things to you they're scum, If this is a troll thread I'm a fool.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    Take your phone out, take pictures, report them to the Gardai.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    HowAreWe wrote: »
    take a different route?

    Where's the fun in that? :p


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    If these are fellas that do these things to you're scum, If this is a troll thread I'm a fool.

    WTF?!?!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,733 ✭✭✭✭corktina


    buy a packet of fags, get talking to them and give them a fag each...they will think you are a great mate , and over time, you will be killing them one by one... (evil laugh...)


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional East Moderators, Regional North West Moderators Posts: 12,513 Mod ✭✭✭✭miamee


    Shoot them
    With a water pistol :D
    Unfortunately either these kids are randomly doing this to every adult who passes every day or you are the only one who does or says nothing to them. Have you ever gotten angry with them, shouted at them, told them it is not ok to do this? If you haven't, you should.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    WTF?!?!

    Ya, spelling error read my post again I edited it.













    Me fail English? that's unpossible...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Flash them your boobs.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Get you dad or if you don't live with you dad get a male neighbour to walk with you for a few day they don't have to do anything but the scumbags are unlikely to start on you if you are with an older male, they will soon get fed up waiting for you...or go to school with other children they are less likely to start when there are 2 or 3 together.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,186 ✭✭✭BUBBLE WRAP


    Op read this for inspiration....


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,010 ✭✭✭saiint


    get with a fella
    get the fella to beat them up like a man
    profit


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,090 ✭✭✭livinsane


    You just have to be crazier than them. Kids know how to pick their battles. They'll move on to someone weaker.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 510 ✭✭✭CdeC


    Get a Garda to have a chat with them and tell their parents, scare the ****e out of them.

    Otherwise grin and bare it, next generation of douchebags coming our way.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,292 ✭✭✭BrensBenz


    seamus wrote: »
    Take your phone out, take pictures, report them to the Gardai.

    That worked for me when two yobs decided they "wanted" stuff from my garden. Admittedly, I also gave them a slap each, but holding a phone as if taking photos / movies seems to be as effective as a crucifix with Dracula.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44 Hick1sfm


    Yes tits are the only answer


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    xsizo wrote: »
    Ok, now that I am 18 years old female I am not sure what to do. Sometime they really hurt me from the inside... I m not sure how to scare them off.
    Hit them, well that's not a good idea, talk to their parents well I already did..

    Nice. :cool:



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,482 ✭✭✭✭Ush1


    I personally wouldn't hit them, but I'd fling them to the ground no bother.

    But prolly best as seamus said, take pictures if you can and get on to the guards.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,984 ✭✭✭Stovepipe


    I agree with BrensBenz. We were getting hassle(eggs and stones thrown at house, car, my kids given grief, stuff stolen from front garden) from local yoofs and going to the parents was pointless.So the next time something happened, I went out with my camera and took a few quick snaps with flash. They legged it and the hassle stopped.

    regards
    Stovepipe


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,209 ✭✭✭maximoose


    OP, how do you get that shirt so clean?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    It's a sad society when we have to be afraid of children.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Ok so you want to scare the **** out of these children right. You want to **** with them some much that they'll have nightmare even thinking about you.
    You've got to convince them that you're bat**** crazy, and I mean bat**** crazy. The kind of person that jumps out of a second story bedroom window because going down the stairs and using the front door takes too long. The kind of person who jumps over cars, just for fun. The kind of person who pretends to walk an old lady across the street, only to leave them in the middle of the road, at the mercy of oncoming traffic. You get the idea.

    Anyway, you gotta look the part, I'd reccommend denying yourself sleep for a 24 hour period. Next up, drink loads of coffee. Then work on your general appearance, mess your hair up so it looks like you just escaped from a psychiatric institute. Then you need to practice your crazy eye, this is real important, the crazy eye is key, you might disagree by the end of the post, but it is all about delivery.

    K, so you've got the look, haven't slept in a day, you're wired on coffee, your general appearance is scary, you look the part. So as you're going past them like you usually do, they will have noticed your dishevelled state. Try mix it up a little bit, get that walk going on, you want a deranged looking gait going on. So next up, comes the crazy eye, I suggest locking this on one person on particular for optimum effect. Followed by your crazy eye, you should deliver a manaical and deranged laugh. Perhaps practice this a few hours the night before in the mirror. Ok so you probably have scared the **** out of these guys already, but you know little scum, they can be a troublesome lot to convince. This is where your big butchers knife comes out. I didn't want to mention that before, it's supposed to be a surprise. So, crazy laugh in full swing, crazy eye locked in, maybe mix it up from side to side as well, and your gait suggests derangement and finally to seal the deal, you have a big butchers knife in your hand. That should scare them away and leave you alone therein.

    So there you go, your problem is solved.



    *may lead to arrest and other unforeseen events.


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    In yesterday's thread you said you were in trinity for the past two years, now you've just turned 18. You're so clever :)

    A good troll will always be consistent. You are not a good troll.


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