So.... Jizzlers, eh?

soccymonster

So lads, around this time usually we're kinda chatting about hosts and craic like that for the jizzlers.
The 4th annual Jizzler awards, thought I could leave this thread here for discussion, awards, etc.

Dont want anyone forgetting about these prestigious awards yknow

So anyone wanna actually host these?
Any categories people wanna add/delete? These were the ones from last year (well most..)

Best Poster
- Best Thread
- Funniest poster
- Best Taste in Music
- Best Mod
- Best Beard
- The Niceguy award for nicest poster
- The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H
- Should be a couple?
- Nerdiest poster
- Best newcomer
- Best playpen intro
- Best playpen answers
- Most creative poster
- Most likely to be president one day
- Best Jumpguy
- Most inspirational poster


Probably loads more im forgetting but leave me alone!
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Mod Update - 10/12/12

Nominations have now opened. They'll be open until the 17th over here.


[B}Mod Update - 17/12/12[/B]

Nominations have now closed, and Voting has now opened. Voting will close on the 27th*.


Best Poster
Best Thread
Funniest Poster
Best Taste in Music
Best Mod
Niceguy Award for Nicest Poster
Should Be a Couple
Nerdiest Poster
Best Newcomer
Best Playpen Intro
Best Playpen Answers
Most Creative Poster
Most Likely to Be President One Day
Best Jumpguy
Most Inspirational Poster
Second Best Beard Award (In Honour of Pygmalion

Screaminmidget

I'd like to see best beard named after Pygmalion.

wnolan1992

+1 to the above.

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Can we add a "Best Mod Who Became Mod in November 2012" award?

Palytoxin

wnolan1992 wrote: »

+1 to the above.

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Can we add a "Best Mod Who Became Mod in November 2012" award?

Well if that's in, "Best name which is also a highly toxic chemical compound" is in too :cool:

wnolan1992

Palytoxin wrote: »

Well if that's in, "Best name which is also a highly toxic chemical compound" is in too :cool:

Hey, if it means I win an award, I'll agree to anything!

Lawliet

Awesome this again, I already have the sigs made!


(I had a lot of free time last year >_>)

Aoifey!

Yaaay they're back! This was so much fun last year

soccymonster

Lads, so really like the main thing is like...

firstly, who wants to be host? :P If there's more than one person, we can always stick up a poll.

Cakes.

I think Monzo should host it...

jefreywithonef

There's only one man for the job.

Suidivad

Yo cats. These awards sound shizzle-dizzle but I feel host selection can be a bit cliquey for any award show. So naturally I think the onus should be on me, the disinterested third party, to select this year's hip happening host. My unbiased estimate suggests that this tradoburns chap sounds like just the kettle without fish for the job.

Lawliet

Suidivad wrote: »

Yo cats. These awards sound shizzle-dizzle but I feel host selection can be a bit cliquey for any award show. So naturally I think the onus should be on me, the disinterested third party, to select this year's hip happening host. My unbiased estimate suggests that this tradoburns chap sounds like just the kettle without fish for the job.

Please tell me you did not just make a second account because you wanted to be host again

PseudoFamous

Lawliet wrote: »

Please tell me you did not just make a second account because you wanted to be host again

Suidivad
Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2012

He's been planning it for four months!

Jacks Smirking Revenge

There should surely be a "Best Fight Club Reference in a username" award?

Pigwidgeon

I nominate myself for all the awards ever.

wnolan1992

Pigwidgeon wrote: »

I nominate myself for all the awards ever.

Even Best Beard? :eek:

Pigwidgeon

All the awards in this present jizzlers and all forthcoming jizzlers.

anirishlad

Can i get the lives in the worst place award?

Suidivad

Lawliet wrote: »

Please tell me you did not just make a second account because you wanted to be host again

Hold your hoysters lovely lady, are you accusing me and tradoburns of being the same person? tradoburns would never do such a thing which is my opinion as an impartial observer who is unknown around these parts. tradoburns hasn't even hosted before! Why if I didn't know any better I'd swear you were pulling a squipadally and trying to stop the tradoburning!

jefreywithonef

tradoburns and I are throwing our hat into the ring. It's not weird we share a hat.

Duffy the Vampire Slayer

Oh hey guys. Look I know I haven't been around in a while but I was wondering... Can I be nominated? I swear, I'll be real good at posting next year.

wnolan1992

So so far it looks as if the best date to hold the ceremony this year will be the 27th.

Which means nominations will open on Monday (10th), stay open until the 17th at which point voting will begin.


So far for host we have jefreywithonef and Duffy, so if no one else wants to do it then we can throw up an 'aul poll or something?


Thoughts?

PseudoFamous

wnolan1992 wrote: »

So far for host we have jefreywithonef and Duffy, so if no one else wants to do it then we can throw up an 'aul poll or something?


Thoughts?

I want them to fight each other for it

Palytoxin

PseudoFamous wrote: »

I want them to fight each other for it

-with inflatable bananas on an iceberg.

Colm!

^We need to bring this to the draw something thread immediately

Duffy the Vampire Slayer

PseudoFamous wrote: »

I want them to fight each other for it

Seeing as he knows what I look like, he has the advantage of surprise. I'll be attacked while walking down the street in Galway.

I wasn't actually offering to host, I was asking if I could be nominated for something despite my abysmal posting record as of late in a show of blatant corruption.

wnolan1992

FYI, only about 24 hours (give or take like) to get your nominations in.

MauraTheThird

Then what happens? n00b alert.

wnolan1992

MauraTheThird wrote: »

Then what happens? n00b alert.

Then some lucky moderator* gets to spend ages taking all the nominations from that thread, and starting a new thread with a poll for each category. Everyone can vote then for about a week (give or take), and we'll have a grand ceremony** on the 27th.






*Me, because I've been bored and have the lists done already.
**May not actually be grand.

Duffy the Vampire Slayer

Davidius came through for me in the end.

QueenOfLeon

wnolan1992 wrote: »

FYI, only about 24 hours (give or take like) to get your nominations in.

Damn exams making me miss this Despite forgetting to make any nominations (:() all you guys are great, and fwiw I would have nominated EVERYONE :pac:

SarahBeep!

QueenOfLeon wrote: »

Damn exams making me miss this Despite my lack of nominations (:() all you guys are great, and fwiw I would have nominated EVERYONE :pac:

Pretty sure I mentioned yiy ya drama queen :-P

QueenOfLeon

SarahBeep! wrote: »

Pretty sure I mentioned yiy ya drama queen :-P

Oh sorry I mean my lack of nominating other people! Whatever way I worded that, I can see how that can make me look a bit stroppy alright :pac:

Davidius

Duffy the Vampire Slayer wrote: »

Davidius came through for me in the end.

Last minute nomination so if you win it'll be a real underdog story. You'll be morally obligated to give me a cut should you sell the rights to the story.

SarahBeep!

QueenOfLeon wrote: »

Oh sorry I mean my lack of nominating other people! Whatever way I worded that, I can see how that can make me look a bit stroppy alright :pac:

Ah felliw old timer, I got your back.

wnolan1992

Voting has now opened. Voting will close on the 27th*.


Best Poster
Best Thread
Funniest Poster
Best Taste in Music
Best Mod
Niceguy Award for Nicest Poster
Should Be a Couple
Nerdiest Poster
Best Newcomer
Best Playpen Intro
Best Playpen Answers
Most Creative Poster
Most Likely to Be President One Day
Best Jumpguy
Most Inspirational Poster
Second Best Beard Award (In Honour of Pygmalion



*For the record, the 27th starts at 00:00:01, so technically voting may close at any time in the 24 hours following that.

QueenOfLeon

wnolan1992 wrote: »

*For the record, the 27th starts at 00:00:01, so technically voting may close at any time in the 24 hours following that.

Is this for my benefit? :pac:

wnolan1992

QueenOfLeon wrote: »

Is this for my benefit? :pac:

Solely! :pac:

SarahBeep!

wnolan1992 wrote: »

Solely! :pac:[/Quote
Sound for doing all the work for this, we aporeciate it :-)

Aoifey!

wnolan1992 wrote: »

Voting has now opened. Voting will close on the 27th*.


Best Poster
Best Thread
Funniest Poster
Best Taste in Music
Best Mod
Niceguy Award for Nicest Poster
Should Be a Couple
Nerdiest Poster
Best Newcomer
Best Playpen Intro
Best Playpen Answers
Most Creative Poster
Most Likely to Be President One Day
Best Jumpguy
Most Inspirational Poster
Second Best Beard Award (In Honour of Pygmalion



*For the record, the 27th starts at 00:00:01, so technically voting may close at any time in the 24 hours following that.

I don't wanna be "that guy" buuuut, you forgot one...

Lawliet

Aoifey! wrote: »

I don't wanna be "that guy" buuuut, you forgot one...

We didn't 'forget' exactly

suitcasepink

Aoifey! wrote: »

I don't wanna be "that guy" buuuut, you forgot one...

I feel so left out...

WHAT ONE???

Screaminmidget

deise_girl wrote: »

I feel so left out...

WHAT ONE???

Lifetime award.

Lawliet

We're going to start closing the polls in about twenty four hours, so if you haven't voted already this could be your last chance!

MauraTheThird

The excitement is building

wnolan1992

Just to say, I'll be closing the polls tomorrow at 1am (approx), so if you've any last votes to cast be sure and get 'em done tomorrow.

Insect Overlord

Remind me. Upon which night is the ceremony to be held?

wnolan1992

Insect Overlord wrote: »

Remind me. Upon which night is the ceremony to be held?

It's not even been 10 minutes since my lovely announcement faded into the ether.

Tomorrow night. (Well, technically tonight)

Cakes.

I'm working tonight and will probably miss most of the awards ;-;

Pigwidgeon

Cakes. wrote: »

I'm working tonight and will probably miss most of the awards ;-;

This

suitcasepink

Ahh lads sorry wont be here either, altho Ill try arrange it so Im back before the end!
Ill defo be here by the after party, they'll be an after party.. right?