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Woman attacks boyfriend for coming to soon

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  • #2
    Spiritual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 491 ✭✭Spiritual


    daisybelle2008 wrote: »
    Racquel Gonzalez Allegedly attacked her boyfriend for orgasming before her.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/27/racquel-gonzalez-esric-davis-orgasm-assault-sex_n_2200096.html


    Well we know how that feels, but to resort to violence may be a bit extreme I guess.

    I came to sa........sorry :o


  • #3
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    In before the cock........


  • #4
    Drakares
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 904 ✭✭✭Drakares


    He made a balls of that.


  • #5
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    I think I'd be dead by now if i was assaulted by every woman i shot my beans before she was finished


  • #6
    pabloh999
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 516 ✭✭✭pabloh999


    I come in peace
    She didn't


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  • #7
    Curly Judge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,708 ✭✭✭Curly Judge


    daisybelle2008 wrote: »
    Racquel Gonzalez Allegedly attacked her boyfriend for orgasming before her.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/27/racquel-gonzalez-esric-davis-orgasm-assault-sex_n_2200096.html


    Well we know how that feels, but to resort to violence may be a bit extreme I guess.

    It's called rodeo sex!
    You come off too soon, you get hurt!


  • #8
    joydivision
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 735 ✭✭✭joydivision


    jesus imagine what shed have done if he pulled the spiderman trick . No sense of humour .


  • #9
    Spiritual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 491 ✭✭Spiritual


    In fairness with the head on her, I am surprised he could come at all.


  • #10
    downwithpeace
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,259 ✭✭✭downwithpeace


    Given the article the first line is funny.
    "The cops came not a moment too soon."


  • #11
    Wacker The Attacker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,473 ✭✭✭Wacker The Attacker


    As the old loudon wainwright song goes

    " Once we were in love
    But now we are in hate
    You used to say I came too early
    But it was you who came too late "

    It doesnt mean the same thing in the song but seem oddly appropriate here.


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  • #12
    Fromthetrees
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,846 ✭✭✭Fromthetrees


    Sometimes a gun can misfire, jeez, like there isn't enough pressure already without the threat of being beaten.


  • #13
    Monty Burnz
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    daisybelle2008 wrote: »
    Well we know how that feels, but to resort to violence may be a bit extreme I guess.
    If ye ladies would just hurry it up a small bit, this type of thing wouldn't happen.


  • #14
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Imagine the conversation when it happened

    "Premature? Na, I was ready and that's all that matters" :pac:


  • #15
    Monty Burnz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,455 ✭✭✭✭Monty Burnz


    There's a great series of slides on 'sex gone bad' at the bottom of that article, including this gem:
    Arteesha Donaldson was arrested after allegedly throwing an ironing board at her girlfriend after an argument over the whereabouts of her detachable latex penis.


  • #16
    biko
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    I was just about to mention those slides, hilarious :D


  • #17
    petes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Is it not a race?


  • #18
    admiralofthefleet
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    wonder what the man up campaign think of it


  • #19
    shrewd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 295 ✭✭shrewd


    what's her problem? she came too late


  • #20
    Gyalist
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,537 ✭✭✭Gyalist


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD6kcfsGLJg


  • #21
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Gyalist wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD6kcfsGLJg

    remember his line in bad santa:

    John Ritter: there is just something i dont like about him

    bernie mac: hell yeah, santa fuckin someone in the ass

    :D


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  • #22
    stargazer 68
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    Monty Burnz wrote: »
    If ye ladies would just hurry it up a small bit, this type of thing wouldn't happen.

    If ye gentlemen knew what you were doing we would. :D


  • #23
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Dovies wrote: »
    If ye gentlemen knew what you were doing we would. :D
    Look, if you put an egg in a microwave it'll explode... doesn't matter if the microwave hasn't beeped yet :pac:


  • #24
    nocoverart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,354 ✭✭✭nocoverart


    On the article it says "The cops came not a moment too soon" HaHa! that's a lot more witty than yere half assed attempts for thumbs ups.


  • #25
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    daisybelle2008 wrote: »
    Racquel Gonzalez Allegedly attacked her boyfriend for orgasming before her.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/27/racquel-gonzalez-esric-davis-orgasm-assault-sex_n_2200096.html


    Well we know how that feels, but to resort to violence may be a bit extreme I guess.

    Your doing it wrong!


  • #26
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    I make sure i never come too early or too late, always right on time. Whatever the other party does is up to them.


  • #27
    cruiser178
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    joydivision wrote: »
    jesus imagine what shed have done if he pulled the spiderman trick . No sense of humour .


    Whats the spiderman trick? sounds like something i need to try out


  • #28
    derfderf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,588 ✭✭✭derfderf


    cruiser178 wrote: »
    Whats the spiderman trick? sounds like something i need to try out

    Don't, women hate it. Stick with the dirty sanchez.


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