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Umpa Lumpa's.

kneemos · 2012-11-24 07:19:25

Many questions about them like what do they eat, do they have genitalia,how come they're all the same age,can I be racist towards them,how much do they charge.Hope someone can help.

24-11-2012 7:19am

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Many questions about them like what do they eat, do they have genitalia,how come they're all the same age,can I be racist towards them,how much do they charge.Hope someone can help.

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#2 24-11-2012 7:22am

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They work & live in the chocolate factory what more can one say ...

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#3 24-11-2012 7:26am

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Are you talking about these?

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#4 24-11-2012 7:26am

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The new versions or the old ones? I prefer the older ones myself

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#5 24-11-2012 7:29am

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They are painted dwarves.

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#6 24-11-2012 7:59am

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*Oompa.

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#7 24-11-2012 3:40pm

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FearDark wrote: »

*Oompa.

Pardon me.

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#8 24-11-2012 3:42pm

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The Dundrum Shopping Centre in Dublin is swarming with them!

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#9 24-11-2012 3:43pm

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They're rogues. Like that apostrophe.

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#10 24-11-2012 3:44pm

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They fúck up your sheets.

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#11 24-11-2012 3:44pm

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I can't shake the feeling that they're cannibalistic.

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#12 24-11-2012 3:46pm

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I managed to find some rare video evidence of them in their natural environment

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#13 24-11-2012 3:48pm

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kneemos wrote: »

Many questions about them like what do they eat, do they have genitalia,how come they're all the same age,can I be racist towards them,how much do they charge.Hope someone can help.

There seem to be plenty of them around, why not obseve them for a while and see what you can find out?

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